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>"H-Hey, I saw you were checking out that book. That's so cool! It's one of my favorites. I-Is it too forward to, um, ask for your number? "
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hehehe I need to stop thinking
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She dyed her hair, att whore spotted, gtfo and let me read in peace, puta
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>>39100316
You look lost little girl did you come here with your class?

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Does smoking weed really make you retarded?
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No, it just takes away your stress.
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>>39100159
Sometimes it makes me feel/look like pic related
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>>39100159
No, not retarded. But it can make you prone to idleness and laziness, as well as increase the likelihood of suffering a mental disorder like schizophrenia in the future.

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My sister on the right is a lesbian dating the girl on the left. I dont get it. She could have most guys but has to dyke it out
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>>39099964
>she fell for the lesbian meme
Thanks, Jews!
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>>39099964
many she hates all men so she is gay
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>>39099964
I don't get how neither of them are ugly or hamplanets. I have never met a lesbian in real life that wasn't morbidly obese.

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How did this scene make you feel?
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>>39099934
I laughed because I was 8 the last time I watched cartoons
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>>39099956
This is a Japanese animation fan forum
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>>39099956
N-NANI??

KORE-WA NAN DESUKA????!?!?!

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>had to redpill my dad about female hypergamy and Chad Thundercock
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>>39099930
>chad thundercock
this looks like a pokemon move
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>>39099930
What did he say op
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What did he say? My dad asked if I was a faggot after I tried to tell him about it.

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Man her facial structure is perfect. Unlike these ugly, hatin ass black bitches with their rotting moldy weaves and fat bloated cheeks and masculinized faces.
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>>39099730
>"her" lol
Bitch looks like fucking Mr Robot
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But Britney is a black woman
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>>39099730
She really is beautiful. It's sort of like play-do, when you mush together different colors and sort of end up with a hodgepodge, but charming mess.

In this case it works

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>that kid who would throw up nazi salutes in the hallway
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>>39099690
Turns out he was off his schizophrenia meds
Bitch niggers at CNN can never get on our level
Never ever
Never ever ever
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I knew a kid exactly like this, talked about running over protestors blocking the road to...

I hope he's doing well.
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>>39099690
neo nazis are literally the school shooters or white identitarians, this faggot proves that.

Nazis are losers, why people are obsessed with them is beyond me.

Ok /r9k/ help me out here.

>married long time
>wife hates sex
>makes me constantly feel like im fucking up or ugly, even though shes over weight.
>decide to get /fit/ so shell want me
>lookinggood. Bmp
>beautiful woman in some fb groups
>she likes the same shit i do
>we talk more
>she plays the same vidya i do
>we talk more
>she tells me she loves me and sends lewds.

Pic very close to what she looks like. Pls send help.
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>>39099661
Even though there's probably no chance any bitch that looks like your pic related would be interested in you, you still need to dump your pigwife. Make sure you get a good lawyer. Btw, your wife doesn't hate sex. She just hates sex with you.
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Do it man. Dump shitty wife if she makes you feel shitty.
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>>39099698
>Btw, your wife doesn't hate sex. She just hates sex with you.

And bingo was his name-o.

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Depressing anime thread? Which animus give you them deep feels?
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I watch whatever Moe shit school setting and i love it but then it ends and i feel sad.

Anyone know any good yuri. Need hot yuri kissing
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Yosuga no sora got me pretty good.
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>>39099617
Why not just play VNs? Much better yuri than anime.

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>tfw 20 years old
>tfw 2nd puberty starts kicking in

Reminder that there is hope for you robots
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>>39099512
Dude, I'm 20 as well and my dick is still growing. 2 years ago I was 5.5" now I'm at 6.6". Holy fuck I hope this ride never ends.
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>>39099512
>tfw 20
>tfw still have acne
>tfw hair falling out
>tfw I thought there was supposed to be a sweet spot in between these two
>tfw I still have acne from puberty but am already balding from getting old

wtf is this can anyone relate?
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>>39099973
>tfw dick is already 7 inches

I don't think I want it to get any bigger than that

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FUCKIN EGGMAN REREEEEEEEEE
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>>39099446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_mhDzN2SE wtf is with this guy and traps??
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Expectation vs reality of having a trap gf.
This is fucking gold. Is that really eggman?
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how do you know that's the egg man?

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>google "why shouldn't i kill myself"
>get a bunch of buzzfeed esque lists
>"you shouldn't kill yourself because dogs are AWESOME"
>"you'll never have ice cream ever again!"
>"you'll never hear a queen song!"
>"we'll all miss you, i'll miss you."
>"persevere, life is worth living. it get's better, i promise."
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>>39099218
well at least now you know you should, and dont worry its not as bad as people say
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>>39099218
The internet isn't going to actually save you from killing yourself. Talk to a therapist, fix your problems somehow, or just kill yourself. Those are your options.
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What if someone was allergic to dogs, lactose intolerant and hated dad rock?
What then?

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dubs and I text her
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>>39098833
post results pussy
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>>39098833
You gotta do it op show results too
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>>39098833
ahhhhh shit i was not prepared for this

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get wisdom teeth out tomorrow

nervous as fuck i despise surgery reeeeeeeeeeee

what happened? how were you after getting them out? day 2? etc
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>>39098687
My step dads sister was crying from the pain day but she wouldnt take the pain killers they gave her so ye. My friend seemed perfectly fine after she had hers done tho. So 50/50 op gl
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Both sides or one side?
I got them out for free while I was in the military.
I took local anaesthesia and did them one side at a time. I was awake for the operation, they wrapped your head in cloth so you just lied there while they operated.
The first day is shit, non stop bleeding and swelling. One of my sides was much worse and ended up getting a lymph node which took almost a week before it stopped hurting. I couldn't lie on one side to sleep.
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>>39098751
fuck those odds

>>39098759
both all 4
you didnt go under? the fuck, I am thank god

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The most valuable things everyone should know according to Jordan Peterson
>Tell the truth.
>Do not do things that you hate.
>Act so that you can tell the truth about how you act.
>Pursue what is meaningful, not what is expedient.
>If you have to choose, be the one who does things, instead of the one who is seen to do things.
>Pay attention.
>Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you need to know. Listen to them hard enough so that they will share it with you.
>Plan and work diligently to maintain the romance in your relationships.
>Be careful who you share good news with.
>Be careful who you share bad news with.
>Make at least one thing better every single place you go.
>Imagine who you could be, and then aim single-mindedly at that.
>Do not allow yourself to become arrogant or resentful.
>Try to make one room in your house as beautiful as possible.
>Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
>Work as hard as you possibly can on at least one thing and see what happens.
>If old memories still make you cry, write them down carefully and completely.
>Maintain your connections with people.
>Do not carelessly denigrate social institutions or artistic achievement.
>Treat yourself as if you were someone that you are responsible for helping.
>Ask someone to do you a small favour, so that he or she can ask you to do one in the future.
>Make friends with people who want the best for you.
>Do not try to rescue someone who does not want to be rescued, and be very careful about rescuing someone who does.
>Nothing well done is insignificant.
>Set your house in perfect order before you criticize the world.
>Dress like the person you want to be.
>Be precise in your speech.
>Stand up straight with your shoulders back.
>Don't avoid something frightening if it stands in your way -- and don't do unnecessarily dangerous things.
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>>39098574
cont.
>Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them.
>Do not transform your wife into a maid.
>Do not hide unwanted things in the fog.
>Notice that opportunity lurks where responsibility has been abdicated.
>Read something written by someone great.
>Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street.
>Do not bother children when they are skateboarding.
>Don't let bullies get away with it.
>Write a letter to the government if you see something that needs fixing -- and propose a solution.
>Remember that what you do not yet know is more important than what you already know.
>Be grateful in spite of your suffering.
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>>39098574
This is such cuck logic, why do /pol/acks love him so much again?
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>I worship jordan peterson because I have no dad and my life is a fucking wreck

>n-no listening to him has not made my life better in any way but I have FAITH in his teachings(like jesus XDD)

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