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>>37293084
Something to the effect of
>hey do you need untying or are you good
I'm a nice big bro.


Smashing pic btw ropes and grool really perk me up.

>>37293084
>untie her
>tie her up properly
>leave

>see that she's tied up
>throw a blanket over her head so she won't know it's me
>fuck her pooper
>leave and act like I arrived home hours later

Fix your life with him.

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>friend who was the ugly one starts to get fit

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>make progress on fixing life
>post about progress on /r9k/
>robots call you a normie and scream for you to leave

>>37292943
Siq
Where'd you find her I could use an arrangement like this

>>37292977
Tinder but it was very, very lucky. I can't recommend it anymore than playing the lottery.

>>37292943
What else do you do?
How hot is she?

>>37292717
That's a jew

orignalio

>>37292717
I see plenty of milf white wimminz so I don't agree

>>37292717
Amy was an alcoholic and a drug addict ... it aged her

Very common. Even more likely if they like dominant men, because he is dominant with her every minute shes at work. He could tell her to go print out some documents and it would make her pussy wet.

>>37292668
It is the single most common form of a cheating that women commit. Seriously google it. Even my own mother did it.

>>37292668
>that girth

Those jaws are going to get sore under the desk

>>37292463
she's not really attractive

>>37292463
Back in the sweatshop, whore.

>>37292576
>>37292616
She died in a car accident a long time ago you faggots. This is how I know you're both underage newfags.

her nose is so hideous

>>37292425
don't know who she is, but she's pretty. if she does videos that are easy to relate to (you mention 'non-problems', so i'm guessing shit like 'muh anxiety lol') i can see how she's killing it.

you're the dumbass who hasn't learned to expect this kind of stuff

>>37292425

It's called being a moderately attractive woman that was once attached to a famous guy (RWJ)

It's easier to say what disqualifies one from being a robot. For example, if you have ever had consensual sex you are not a robot.

At the absolute minimum:
>21+
>virgin (barring prostitution)
>very limited desire for social interaction
Anybody who seriously disagrees with this criteria is just being contrary

>>37292242
spend your entire life being mocked and have less than 3 friends

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Fuck off roastie slut/faggot. GTFO of my board

>>37292203
fuck off roastie

orgq

>>37292203
You could have prevented this if you picked a bf in your timezone and who is clingy.
He's cheating on you by the way.

I tried to make out with my sister once.

>>37292927
How did it go out?

>>37292133
My whole life is practically a secret. I never tell anyone anything more than they absolutely need to know.

>>37292091
actually my empathy has gone up

>>37292091
I've never really understood the need for empathy. It just causes useless emotions.

>implying I had any to begin with.

If you present yourself as easy prey, then expect to attract some wolves.

Hot.

Add my discord, oki? OP

What race were these guys OP?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

woowie! P.U.! stinky!

The correct question would be: "What does a girl's butt smell like?"

>>37292013
Smell your own asshole and add the smell of pussy to it as well

>>37291972
in the mouth aimed at the back of the head

How the fuck do you shoot yourself in the back of the head?

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dumb ass, how is it not obvious that the least painful, quickest, AND most messy suicide method is grenade in the mouth, but if you don't feel like paying for a grenade, double barrel shotgun, two slugs (pull the trigger that shoots both barrels at once), pointed upwards like this

>>37291834
> If there is an ad like that, it means that someone alresy fell for it...

>>37291834
Good luck, Anon!

Good thread too, I laff'd.

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>be me
>enter a store
>qt3.14 clerk approaches me with a smile on her face
>"can I help you with anything?"

Well lads, looks like my robot days are finally over. I may write a book about how to be a Chad while Stacy is sucking me off.