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I thought of a new thing guys. We push old posters off 4chan by calling them "oldy-olds".
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wow maki that insult isn't fucking stupid it all!
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>>37191423
Anyone who is not a newfag would know the proper term to describe posters who have been here for a long time is oldfags.
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>>37191469
only an oldy old would know about that term

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What's /r9k/'s music taste?
>inb4 insert obscure metal band here
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>>37191364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j9B0o9ArpE
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Listen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UvUvTtSU1F8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jjbIAkqUI

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A boyfriend that lets you look through his phone, chat logs, and Internet History is a boyfriend you can trust.
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You'd find some weird shit but I don't really care.
I dont even lock my phone.
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>>37191299
I usually don't let people see my phone because I take pictures of my really large shits and sometimes I forget to delete.

I think a girl saw one of these once when I wasn't paying attention, she still kept talking to me afterwards so I'm not sure, it doesn't matter at this point anymore though.
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>>37191299
>(s)he doesn't know about chads burner phone full of Stacey's lewds

sorry you're still getting cucked, having a burner phone is like intro chad 101 stuff

How much do robots like porn?
I personally love it, it's been corrupting my mind since I was 13 and the whole imagery is like sugar, I need my fix everyday.

Also what's your favorite genre?
Mine's gangbang creampie.
>pic related
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>tfw you self-insert as the girl and wish it would happen to you
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I only watch pure white women giving into their baser lusting and sucking black peenors.
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>>37191125
I understand that it's slowly rotting my brain so I try to do it as little as possible, but like any other guy I love it in the moment. Also tfw no gf comes back in like an hour and I'm more sad before

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Is anyone completely miserable? Please tell me about it.

Make me feel better about my situation.
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Yes.

This will only make you feel better for a little bit though.
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>>37191017
Im currently going through methadone withdrawal.

You should all be thankful that youre not.
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I am. I'm going to make the same mistake again....

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describe your country in greentext
>poor as shit
>riddled with gypsies
>education is low level and you're not even prepared for the difficulty you'll face in your abroad studies
>hot girls tho
>more gypsies
>shit transport system

do other bulgarians even lurk here
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>>37190998
>shitty infrastructure
>resource rich
>filled with liberals and drug addicts
>largest city is the biggest sjw hub on the planet
>currently being annexed by china
>highschool system is woefully pathetic
>everyone here looks inbred
>way too many people have bachelors degrees
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>>37191108
>Only having a bachelor's degree
You can't expect to get a well paying job with just a bachelor's degree. It's only three years m8 what do you expect.
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>>37190998
>Was once the most powerful country in terms of military, demographics, our navy was even more powerful than the British navy
>European kings and noblemen were litteraly French weaboos, they were all fluent in French and did everything to make their country more French than France itself
>The whole world feared the might of our kings
>A random guy from one of our Mediterranean island almost conquered the whole Europe
>Now it's full of lazy and arrogant people who always complain for everything
>Ethnic tensions are on the rise and everyone is scared of the future civil war
>Terrorists attacks almost every days
>Our mighty kings have been replaced by shitty corrupted politicians
end our suffering pls

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I literally just beat my dick for 12 hours straight almost. Came five times.

AMA
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>>37190991
How pathetic do you feel right now?
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How many hentais
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>>37190991
at what point did it start to hurt?

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Do you think you've every added anything of value to anyone life?
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>>37190950
I dont think it's something you can think or figure out yourself, people will tell what you're worth to them. You cant just make yourself valuable to someone, though i guess there is a thing called a relationship and that kinda is the same thing.

But yeah, no.
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>>37190950
Too bad nobody would want a calendar of this sad fuck
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>>37190992
I'd buy an Araki calander

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>one day you will be dead and people will take your things
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>>37190682
Good. I hope they enjoy it. I specified that all my toys and gamestation go to children's charities.
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If you live to be old then most of your stuff will be taken from you before you're even dead.
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i'll take my piss bottles to the grave

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Any guys here ever have female orbiters? What were they like?
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Annoying, ugly, and talk too much
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>>37190651
Do you think the green creature knows he's fucking his brains, but he still doesn't care?
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>>37190651
>ugly jewish girl
>retarded indian girl
>petite asian girl
>black girl i was good friends with

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I wish I could be Chad and not a dumb robot.
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they are going to get divorced.
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>>37190813
What makes you say that, anon? They look like a nice young couple to me.
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>>37190585
but you made this thread yesterday

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Sup r9k,

Come and play oldschool runescape with me, its comfy :3

Friend me or join clan chat robodexing
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>>37190552
>comfy :3
dropped
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>>37190567
pls anon dont do this to me im alone
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>>37190576
>robodexing

mah nigga

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Have any of you ever had a group of friends? What is it like? Did you do fun things together? Are you still in contact with them? If not, why?
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>>37190342
It's pretty great. We go /out/ and go to the pub at least once a week. Moving away from them in a week
>don't know what I'm going to do
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>>37190342
>Have any of you ever had a group of friends?
Yes, I could pass as a normie in highschool alright
>What is it like?
Really nice sometimes. There was a system to it though, as there us in social circles. Like you had a place, and you better know your place.
>Did you do fun things together?
When I was invited, yes
>Are you still in contact with them? If not, why?
Hell no. It was like living in the mivie Mean Girls. These girls, all they did was make fun of other people and backstab. I jot kicked out because the leader thought I was talking shit and tried to sabatoge me after she verbally attacked me. They all ostrisized me after that. It's when I realized they weren't real friends. Now I know what type of people I value, and who I don't. I'm just not interested in being friends with people my age now though, or seldom few at least. It's cool though.
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>>37191006
That doesn't sound like a group of friends, more like a group you wanted to fit into

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My mate killed him self two years ago and today is his birthday. Its a hard day for me and his family which i have been with earlier. Just wanted to share this with you that not a day goes by where his mum doesn't cry in hope that its all just an awful dream and she'll wake up. I've been seeing a lot of suicide threads and just don't do it, its not worth it. No one wins
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Good thing I have no friends and my parents pretend I don't exist.
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>>37190176
fuck off fag
dfs
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>>37190176

>no one wins

thats where ur wrong kiddo. ur mate won, he managed to escape this trash existence.

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I can't decide. Should I run a pipe from my exhaust pipe into the cabin in my garage.

Or dive off a bridge?

For the latter, I'm just terrified of surviving. The former, my truck is from 2005 and I'm just too ignorant to know if it produces adequate CO.
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>>37189589

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZvFuIQekTw
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>>37189589
Ok I'll bite.

Neither. What's wrong OP?
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Stop what your doing right now. You are leaving behind your one chance at happiness and won't get another. You can lead a fulfilling life.

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