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>>36002691
>>slight autism
>>social anxiety
>>inattentive adhd
>>no sense of smell
>>never had a gf
>>never even touched a girls hand
It's ok anon you just n-
>>less than 3 inch dick
I'm so sorry. Just do it. Or maybe go gay idk.

>>36002691
>never even touched a girls hand

you never had music lessons in HS? there's usually activities where you have to perform a dance with a girl. i remember where i had the chance to hold my oneitis' both hands. it was wonderful

>>36002733
I've actually considered trying to become gay, just because of how small it is.

You can't. White people are so used to it they don't even know it exists.
>Fuck over foreign civilizations for hundreds of years
>Oppress and rape them for hundreds of years
>Enslave them for years
>Steal their resources for hundreds of years
>Slow down on their evilness around 50 years ago, still taking from other non-white continents however
>Elect a fat orange racist piece of shit that will undoubtedly fuck over nonwhites and poor whites
>"lol get over it guise racism isnt real anymore you guys have it easy"

And this is just the bullshit America does. Take into account all whites do and you would literally have Satan.

FUCK

WHITE
PEOPLE

>>36002860
That's a generalization. Shit you complain about white people generalizing and shit, when my ancestors were sheep farmers, probably the worst thing they ever did was stick dick in sheep but that's about it, plus, there isn't any white perpetrators of slavery still alive because it happened over 100 years ago. Also better yet, who sold the black slaves to the white men in Africa, if you guessed white men, then you're wrong, because it was other black men that sold their "brothers" into slavery.

Can anyone actually give me some examples of white privilege in modern US society?

means you are average as fuck, or unlucky that no one saw your post or cared enough to reply to it

only good looking and ugly fuckers get replies on /soc/, everyone else is ignored for being unremarkable

Post here, we will all rate.

>>36002519
link your thread anon.

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>>36002463
I don't want any boyfriend right now, especially not a robot one.

>>36002463
I do have a robot bf who I might lose if I can't get my shit together. I have trouble staying on a schedule and taking my meds and keeping up with the housework.

Have you been to this board before? Why would anybody want a robot bf?

you have a penis so can more easily sexually relate with another man, you could also just be a degenerate who really knows

>>36002394
Is that the ginger from that viral video a few years back?

>>36002394
Because you're insane

>>36002391
It's hell,,,all women are horrible

>>36002391

whats it like to have an attractive gf

At first it's nice because you have someone touching your dick, but gradually you realize that the 23 years of your life you spent as a kissless virgin conditioned you to feel more comfortable alone, and her demands for attention, no matter how slight or reasonable, gradually become so much pressure that the very idea of being in a relationship causes you to become anxious. Then you start ghosting her and she tries to be understanding of your emotional problems, until ultimately you dump her because you realize that you are being a complete shithead towards her and she deserves better. Then you never have a gf again. That's at least how it went for me, 27 now.

The only way for college to be fun is if you interact with people or enjoy learning, much like high school.

if you're over ~20 then definite 10 or bait

>>36002479
I'm 28 anon
Mom looks happy for once

I too had no problem with it when i was pretending to be employed.
9 hours on foot is my record, a single 15 minute lunch break.

>>36002398
Pretending to be employed? So you went out and walked around for 8+hours every day? Shit man that's impressive dedication

> 56 km
> tfw walk 20 km a day
You've gotta pump up those numbers, those are rookie numbers

lol man jus get a haircut and b urself

>>36002370
shit u right

> doesnt matter
> life sucks
> wat
> doesnt matter
> doesnt matter
> hardly genetic, just was your fucking hair and stop bitching

The diabetes sucks tho

>>36002306
Good for you OP, have fun starving.

You just hit that point now? Do you even own a poopsock?

how much weight you lost brah?

>tfw little bother looks like he's my son
>tfw afraid of the situation in which I'd have to explain that he's not my son

Not something that's particularly secular to me.

>Wish I didn't have stupid autism
>Wish I was more creative and better at explaining things instead of sperging out and being on the edge of explaining it but never actually.

>>36002389
Here is the thread you are looking for

>>>35988670

you could have just asked "why dont you have yourself a gf anon?" and the question would hold the same weight

>too redpilled to put up with women's bullshit
originalio

>>36002083
I did, I was with her for a year. She just wouldnt stop smoking meth.

because she wanted you to be a "good boy" instead of encouraging the growth of masculine traits and a personality

>>36002071
>your father left you
>women are horrible

>>36002071
I was raised by a single mom too, but she is my hero. She gave up everything to take care of us, she worked her hardest to give us s good life. She's my favorite person in the world and I owe everything to her.
Unfortunately I committed many mistakes in the past, but I'm trying to fix my errors. Right now I'm studying to try a vacancy at medical school, where I could become a doctor. Than I'll be moderately rich and I will finally give her the comfy happy life she so eagerly deserves.

Go along with it and wait for the pendulum to swing back

stop procrastinating on the internet and start doing the chores mommy asked you to, little bobby

>>36002095
The pendulum is going to continue to swing right so long as Sjw's continue their insanity, and as long as the left-wing media continues to be as insane and biased as they are.

In your bio, don't be too short nor too long. 3-5 lines. Imply/Say you're good at something and be somewhat entitles, and finally a bit humorous.

I do well with starting to talk about food.
Ice cream, sushi or spaghetti.

>>36002074

I'm not good at anything though. I like to climb things, but i've never done any real mountain climbing.

Come on robots, lend me your power! I can't do this alone.