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How's your posture?
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I like to think its fine but i cant see myself from the side every second of my life so its probably fucking awful
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>>35330176
God i hate it when people do that shit. Sitting down naked. Your fucking asshole is contacting the god damn furniture
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>>35330202
maybe he taped over his asshole?

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are females that love horses and ride them unironicly a red flag?
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>>35330172
I know one and she's not ever had a boyfriend.

Fuck, maybe man.
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Yes I've never met one of those girls that wasn't weird asf
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>mfw I ride horses and have never had a bf
Uhh...

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>she owns a dildo
>she owns a dildo larger than the average penis
>she owns a dildo the size of her foot
>she can fit her foot inside her vagina
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>OP has a small dick
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>she drinks alot
>she complains about her ex boyfriends when no one asks
>she complains about her current boyfriend when no one asks
>the only thing she does is talk about her boyfriend *usually complaining*

These are signs of a woman without any hobbies or she is mentally unstable. Avoid like the plague.
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>>35330084
sex toys are a gateway to necrophilia and other goreshit fetishes, these normies don't care that they are fucking mutilated body parts.

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Dont even hang out with women as friends, its not worth it. It doesnt matter how long you knew her for. In my case, 10 years.

>friend(female) asks me out to get drinks
>shes like a sister to me, but i reject her meetup
>keeps on pestering me to hang out
>fuck it, meetup with her
>she gets really shitfaced and her phone died so now she has to talk to me
>keeps on telling me how im "such a good friend" while shes drunk
>knew this was the case but not disappointed, afterall, shes like a sister to me
>decide to walk her home since its on the way to my house and shes stumbling and cant walk herself
>i also refuse to let a young blonde girl walk home at 1AM by herself drunk
>walk her to her door
"sorry for leading you on."
>what the fuck is she
>she starts making out with me
>push her off
>this happens 3 more times
>she leaves me a hickey and 2 bruises
>tell her im going home
>next morning she tells me how she never liked me, how it was a mistake, how she feels i took advantage of her, and how i made her cheat on her boyfriend
>blocks me
>come on /r9k/ to post about it

Are all women like this? I literally did NOTHING wrong. I am a true fedora gentlemen who walks m'lady home instead of letting random chads dick her.

Best part is that I never even liked her like that and she still REJECTS ME.

Should I be happy i just lost a 10 year friendship?

She should have been glad it was me and not someone who would have taken advantage of her, but alas, m'lady is a victim as always.
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She was clearly just a cunt, anon. Don't worry. You'll find your own person qt3dwaifu.
Don't worry.
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Just ignore her

Act as if nothing happens...I'm sure she'll feel ignored and then try talking to you again
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>>35330041
clearly a bad friend. Didn't respect you or her bf. Wanted to take it out her issues with her bf with you. Probably had a low opinion of of you and thought you would jump for it.

I'm glad you walked her home though anon, you never know what could have happened to her. You should probably tell her bf what happened if you want to go for maximum gentlemen points.

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So I'm trying to quit porn, and one thing I've realised is that I have a habit of manually typing out the addresses of several regular porn sites.

As one of my measures against going back to porn, I've decided to erase this habit with a new one of manually typing in the addresses of several interesting, non-porn sites.

So far this is the only site I have:
https://tinycards.duolingo.com/

Can anyone recommend some good, interesting, preferably educational, and regularly updated sites to give me some mental variety?

Sites that I'll *want* to check regularly to see new and cool things?

For every link that I like, I will post a rare.
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wikipedia.com
XD
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>Open work computer
>Realise just in time that you've typed boards.4chan.org/r9k/ca
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atlasobsucra.com

If you like places OP which I'm sure you don't since you're posting on here

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Get to work, wagecuck. You are already late as-is.
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wagecucks will never truly learn their place
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>>35329972
Fuck you. At least I contribute to society unlike your neckbeard faggot manlet ass
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>>35329985
When people say things like this it makes this NEET/wagecuck thing look like a Dom/sub thing.

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How important are feet to footfags?

Would a virgin robot footfag actually turn done sex from an otherwise attractive female if they didn't like the way her feet looked?
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>>35329910
I like feet but I wouldn't turn down sex even if the girl had ugly feet. I couldn't marry someone with ugly feet though.

Also, that giyrls soles look super soft. I want to kiss them while I plow her pussy.
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>>35329910
I am at the point where the only thing that gets me off is feet. I have never masturbated to the thought of sex, just feet, so yes, I would turn down a girl who had ugly feet. I even like hands more than I like tits, ass, and pussy.
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>>35330197
How did you reach this point? Was it from looking at too many footfag threads?

What do you look for in feet? Are the feet in OP's example good or ugly?

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>No one's looking, Anon! Quick, kiss me!
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>>35329889
i wanna fug da fox
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>>35329889
>Chaos Reigns
Original Antichrist post
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>>35329889

Why is this fox speaking perfect english and wanna kiss me?

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>be in japan
>everyone is still taller than me
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Im sure a local circus would take you in.
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What's height like in Japan? I'm 183 cm / six feet tall and that's about average in Norway.
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>>35329925
I'm 178cm and it feels like im below average, at least compared to the people ive seen today

granted i only landed 5 hours ago

>9/10 in looks
>still socially awkward and sound like a nervous idiot in most conversations

what do
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>>35329862
practice mostly, talking to yourself in the mirror is really helpful, dont dismiss it as retarded

also partial confidence comes from not giving a fuck

also doubt you're a 9/10, pics or gtfo
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>>35329933
>pics or gtfo
Not really in a position where I can do that but that's what I've heard from other people.
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You are definitely not a 9/10.
It's impossible for a 9/10 guy to be a Virgin autist with no gf.
Literally everything you do will make girls call you cute.
If you are akward and weird, girls will say they love nerdy guys and the awkwardness is cute.
If you stalk girls, they will find it flattering and cute.
You are literally excused from any mistake you make unless you take a shit in the middle of the class.
Stfu, you aren't a 9/10. You are barely a 6.

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Is your greatest fear that someone will find out you are a virgin?

Mine is. I'm now 32 and I haven't disclosed this to anyone in over 12 years. Not even told my shrink or best buddy.

I also feel like people outright sense and know I am a virgin and laugh at me; I'm the big joke to everyone. Quite a lot of friends and people knew about it 12 y ago.

Needless to say, I'm a shut-in, and only see people mostly at work, over these passing years, on and off as I've been in employment.

Oh, and I will never ever tell anyone that I'm a virgin for the rest of my life. Never again. I told myself that after what I went through (the horrifying shame) during that time.
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bumping faggotry
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>>35329775
No that's retarded
I'm a lot more afraid of being buried alive or lost in some spooky woods
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>>35330002
How is being lost in the woods ever scary, or even the scariest thing? THAT is retarded.

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A girl who doesn't shave:

>has confidence in herself
>doesn't buck to every trend
>confidence in her feminity and that a bit of hair won't spoil it

Don't fall for the fallacy of body hair = unhygientic.
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>>35329761
A girl who doesn't shave:

>has entirely too much confidence in herself for someone who doesn't understand basic hygiene rules
>doesn't buck to every trend, not even the good ones
>confidence in her feminity and is actually dumb enough to believe that a bit of hair won't spoil it

i fixed it
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>>35329845
>basic hygiene rules

It's a fallacy to equate hairlessness with hygiene.
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>>35329971
No its not. Oregano

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How to focus on studying? I'm too lazy on top on being actually dumb as shit so I have to work harder than most people
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>>35329747
bump and lurk
i want survive at school
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>>35329747
Just be smart but lazy like me

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Guys I did it, I am chatting with 100% real girl now!
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>>35329699
family doesn't count faggot
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post chat. op

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>tfw you want people to like you
>tfw you are more clever than the others, but think that using sarcasm all the time is funny and will make them like you
>tfw they are too stupid or don't know you enough to know that you are joking
>tfw even if they laugh, they laugh at you, not with you
>tfw it became a habit over the years
>tfw people still don't like you
>tfw people don't respect you or take you seriously either
Don't fall for this meme guys
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You're not smart. You're socially awkward and spent too much time googling random shit on wikipedia. You think you're smart just because you've been told that growing up by the teachers. They tell all the kids they're smart.

If you're actually smart, stop being a worthless neet who doesn't talk to people. Use your intelligence to actually go somewhere in life.
Oh wait, that would be the smart thing to do wouldn't it?
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>>35329695
>always be direct and truthful (to my knowledge, obviously I can be self-deceptive) when I talk
>assume that others do the same because I don't have time for guessing game bullshit
>lol anon lighten up why don't you have a sense of humor?

Because nothing is actually very funny when you think of it a certain way.
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>>35329818
Stop telling people you don't know who they are.

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