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>YOU WILL NEVER GET TO RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH HER HAIR
>YOU WILL NEVER KISS HER FOREHEAD AND WATCH HER FALL ASLEEP
>YOU WILL NEVER HOLD HANDS AND PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHILE YOU KISS
>THOSE EYES WILL NEVER WIDEN IN EXCITEMENT WHEN YOU GET HOME
>HER HEART WILL NEVER BEAT IN HER CHEST AT THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE
>THAT SMILE WILL NEVER BE FOR YOU

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why are there so little girls on autism communication platforms like discord?


In any given discord there will always be like 20 guys and like 5 girls. It's fucked up because most of the people on the servers are lazy NEETs who don't talk to girls anywhere else and they'll subconsciously have hormones firing whenever any female presence is there, increasing cortisol levels for people who never go outside because they're being teased with female presence

and don't get me started on the fucking traps

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> be me
> have one decent friend, let's call him "T"
> T and his family have helped me out in almost every facet of normal living
> clothes, food, money, etc.
> T has a girlfriend, "C"
> C is a hell of a woman, smart, conservative, funny, and blonde
> thing is, T is about to go to college
> C is being pushed out of T's life because of this
> Eventually C leaves him and comes to me, asking for some emotional support
> "Aight," I say
> eventually we get a little steamy and we're about to get down and dirty
> I can't do this, my friend would be devastated
> I tell her so
> MFW she goes off and tells T I was trying to seduce her
> MFW I just lost my best friend and didn't even get laid
> fuck women, man

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Hey lads,
I dunno if this is a thing here but I'm drunk and have nothig better to do so share your drunken feels here.

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I decided a long time ago that if I ever get a girlfriend, I'm going to refuse to have kids. Most of my family suffers from some mental illness and I'm not about to bring a child into this world and have him/her suffer from mental illness like I have. I can always adopt a child if I wanted kids. Does anyone feel the same way?

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>want to fucking die
>only thing keeping me in the game is a kid i consider my little brother
>went 2d a while ago
>watch as he manages to get his first actual girlfriend
>so proud of him
>yet i'm still slowly fucking dying
>feels like my grasp on life is getting weaker each and every day
>my relationship with my family going down the shitter
>just want to get my own place and kill myself

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>getting bitched at by mom for not being social
>get flustered and make ree noises at her
>she flips the fuck out
>she thinks I'm possessed
>actually hired somebody to do a fucking exorcism, scheduled next saturday

What the fuck do I do?

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>tfw forced to give up my seat for the pregnant whore on the bus who smells of cigarettes
Fuck this culture

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So what happend with that suicide cult thing, you faggots

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Is there theoretically a limit to how much of a normie you can be? Like, I've seen some seriously autistic things, but surely someone will come along that is even more of a normie, right?

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Some more Connie to brighten up your day.

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5'6 and under please. Still sad that about no qt 5'3 latina gf

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>finds cool site with interesting watches selling for $100+
>desides to buy one out of intrest
>arrives in the mail 4 days later
>Satisfied with my watch
>3 days later stops working
>replaces battery, will randomy reset time and stop working
>stops wearing
>4 years later i find it under my bed while moving
>decides to open it up ad take a look
>everything is made of plastic and there are no wires, only thin sheets of metal acting as wires
>thin sheets of metal arent soldered to the circuit board
>none of the contacts are touching
>decides to fix by soldering real wires to the board
>works good as new

baka i payed $100 for a piece of plastic cased in aluminum that also does blinky lights

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/b/ is the random porn board
/r9k/ is the random tfw relationship board
which is bant going to get taken over by?

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>tfw the chad and Stacy neighbors are having a party blasting hipstercore rock again
>tfw I'll have to listen to it degrade to a drunk orgy just like last time