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How do I make money online as a girl now that everything is saturated? Nudes and videos are everywhere free
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>>35922929
there is no such thing as saturation in the cam model industry because every new girl is a 'new cam model just starting off, still innocent and just want to talk with my patrons' kinda deal. You make AT LEAST 10k in your first or second year.
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>>35922960
10k? Might as well flip burgers.
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>>35922985
woops I mean month

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>he's a filterlet
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Also filter thread
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>>35923391
You should browse r9k in all its unfiltered glory
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/b+r+a+p+/i
/fem(ale)?\s*["']*(bot|anon)["']*/i this one filters all the cancerous fembot threads
/\s+m(y|ah|uh)\s*(gf|grill|girl)/i

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>get resume
>it's a female
>into the trash

How big do you have to be before you get sued for not hiring cock sleeves?
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>>35922885
>dad gets one of the leadership positions at his work after ~20 years of working there
>complains about females being the problematic hires 90% of the time

not joking, he says they don't even show up to work like 20-30% of the time and always have "problems" (excuses) for why they can't come on various days. also, some of them cause really bad chemistry among the workers


again, i'm not making this up
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>>35923445
>My anecdotal story is evidence
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>>35923492
keep raging, roastie

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How the FUCK do you lucid dream? Feels like I've tried everything and it just won't happen. I can remember my dreams bretty well and there is a certain degree of awareness when they're actually happening but it always feels like real events are occurring which causes me to not question it, thus never become lucid.

I know there are some dream wizards here. This is /r9k/, everyone is escapist to some degree. Teach me your god damn secrets. Pretty please.
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Are you doing reality checks while awake? Which ones are you trying? I've been having success with the CANWILD method lately, but it requires you to know what REM feels like and how to enter a dream properly.
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Friendly warning that attempts to lucid dream can lead to sleep paralysis and hypnapompic hallucinations.

Tread carefully OP
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I can't do it either.

So I just settle with really, really vivid dreams. Serves the same purpose for me.

>>35922926
Also, this is why I don't try too hard.
Sleep paralysis terrifies me.

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Say nigger to my face
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Nigger
Bloxnbloxnblox
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>>35922847
OP's face, you're a nigger!
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nigger to my face

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Which one are you /r9k/?

Cerebrotonic reporting in.
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>>35922800
None of these are me desu senpai.

I'm The Mouse except NEET, with a waifu/conversations with myself, and "his life is primarily lived through escapist retreats".
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Anyone saying they're a Cerebrotonic is more than likely a Mouse, Sloth, Elephant Man, or Super Autist.

Sloth here, I even have an Eva shirt.
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>>35922902
What's your line of reasoning behind that?

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Ohayo! Do your best today! I got my neet bucks today, so I'm living large.
>https://youtu.be/PArF9k2SbQk
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>>35922772
>got my goverment money today
>already went out and bought booze

god i wanna die
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>>35922828
You should go to an AA meeting. They can be pretty fun
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>>35922772
>I'm a wanted man
>doorbell rings at 11AM
>adrenaline shoots through the roof
>grab my emergency backpack with my emergency suicide rope
>grab my hdd, a knife and keys
>about to run to the window in the back, jump and run for it (1st floor)
>turns out it's some guy selling eggs from his farm
phew

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>The fact you're sitting here and not a billionaire or living out your dreams is because time travel doesn't exist or if it exists your ancestors don't care enough about you to come to your aid
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>reads post
>is depressed because this dud is probably autistic
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>>35922638
you sound like a faggot breh
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Huh. That or they chose to not use the time machine because of consequences of using it.

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>that kid who'd bring his computer to school and play a Pokemon emulator during class but still pass
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>that kid who failed high school on the easiest subjects
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>that kid who raped and killed his mother
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>>35923803
Me desu
Origolo

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If you laugh silently or suppress your laughter, you are a laughlet
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>>35922526
I laugh way too loudly, to the point where it's obnoxious. I don't realize until I've already done it.
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>being reminded that even your laughter is fucking ugly sounding
thanks op
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But loud laughter is fucking annoying

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Fembots, why don't you have a boyfriend? What is stopping you?
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I'm white and I live in Japan, also I'm a NEET and a Christmas cake. It feels impossible.
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Do we really need one or more everyday? Like these threads would be better as a weekly thing.

Sage as always Admins
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Any fembots who don't have a bf should move to Europe. They don't exist here so you will probably find a bf at the airport.

Seriously where the fuck are the lonely eurofembots

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>government is witholding my welfare
Why is this allowed? Why can they just break the contract that I never signed and am not allowed to exit out of, and I cannot?
They expect me to find a job when there are none, they expect me to look for a job beyond my town too, despite not getting enough money from them to ever be able to get there or move out.
What the fuck is this retarded nonsense?
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Maybe if you fucking had a job in the first place you'd have money. Get cucked you money grubbing welfare Jew
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>>35922473
Have a job in the first place? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
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>>35922511
There's this magical thing called job listings. Maybe instead of sitting and crying like a little baby you could get up and put in the effort to, oh I don't know, look for a job.

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>been with online bf for 6 months
>it's true love tm
>can talk to each other about anything and spend all day together without getting bored
>want to meet
>have been lying to him about age and career
>don't know how to tell him
>scared he'll leave
help!!
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35922339
How new are you? OP is obviously a guy.
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>>35922320

It will never result in anything regardless, so just enjoy the ride while it lasts and wait until he meets someone closer to him and ghosts you.

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Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.There i said it!
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>>35922278
At best trap porn is equivalent of straight porn.
M=male ratio
F= female ratio
Straight porn= 1m+1f
Trap porn=(0.5m+0.5f)+(0.5m+0.5f)
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No, it's full on gay. Sorry OP, you are gay. A flaming homosexual.
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what about solo porn?

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Homosexuality is a sliding scale.
Prove me wrong.
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>>35922271
Ever heard of the kinsey scale?
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>>35922271
you're right though
the more girly a guy looks, the more attracted am I to him
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I think i'm sliding towards the gay side every day. I'm scared.

>tfw no friendly and nice homo friend to introduce me to homosexuality

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