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>>37996240
>Tfw even that ugly fatass gets moew pussy than me

why does she look like she's 14. not sure if I should download that pic or not.

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>>37996317

>mfw-ever I see a fat, balding, short man fucking a 6+/10 girl

WHY
AM
I
SO
INFERIOR

Original contact info?

post discord

> been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>Get on scooter.
>Go to skate park.
>Make friends by showing some tricks.

Yes my brother died doing this.

When a woman goes swimming does her vagina fill up with water then does the water flood out when she gets out of the pool?

>>37996117

much like the anus, it's a biological valve that doesn't let any water in or out when it is working properly

> b-b-b-b-but the penis has a hole

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did the roastie get toastie?

Well, you should do as she said, kill yourself summer fag.

kill yourself
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fuck you fuck off
o-rings

>>37996063
Was it scrumdidleiumptious?

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>>37996063
I still eat my boogers and I'm 30. Just don't tell anybody and only do it in private. It's better than wiping them on all your furniture.

Also, I think they taste good

>>37996063
AHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
well, ok, I'm not alone at least
Actually, a higher percentage of autists do that, desu, kek
Well, I'll quit this damn habit before im 30 ahaha...

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>>37996026
I BACKED MY CAR INTO A COP CAR THE OTHER DAY
AND HE JUST DROVE OFF LIFE'S OKAY

Nooo, it's much better to face these kinds of things -

WITHASENSEOFPOISEANDRATIONALITY

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>>37996026
>tfw never understood this song

>>37996008
I wonder that every night I spend alone

>>37996008
No because while you're at work she's fucking Chad

t. personal experience

more than coming home to nobody.

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>>37995959
Well it is true, you know?

>>37995959
He's right. You can't be atheist your whole life

>>37995972
>>37995984
good goys
nice virtue signaling

>>37995937
>eleanor

mega QT goth girl who was mute, she had huuuuuugee tits, almost to an unhealthy size, pretty tall and lovely eyes. Ended up being a natural lactator.

I do possibly have a chance now she goes to the same uni as me and has joined the rock music societies like me. wish me luck anons

>>37995937
she was called Hannah, mega mega mega goth girl who was built like a brick shit house but who was strangly hot.
Princessdust tier tits but she worked out a lot too. she was an odd combination

All the emos at my school were complete sluts. They would all fuck the stoners.

One girl who wore edgy clothing talked to me about weird shit like sadism, BDSM and all that shit. I'm glad I didn't take the bait.

A lot of the time its due to mental illness, lack of education, or low standards set from fat parents.

did i really have to explain that to you?

I live at home and always took similar portions to my parents. You kinda copy them and so you end up fat like them.

Turning it around tho, was 100kg at the start of the year and am not 85kg.

>>37995926

It's hard to recognize when you are getting fat especially if you've never been fat before

People will say things like "damn why are my clothes getting tighter. my wife must be shrinkin them in the wash"

That's why I have been weighing myself twice a day for the past 3 years

also, they should all live this board, this isnt for them, fucking degens and normies (who are also degens)

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Tfw fit into none of these categories but still wanna kill myself.

4 outta 5.

But I really like myself and so do other people so why would I want to kill myself?

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>>37995855
I feel you bro. 25 here and still dealing with this. Keep fighting.

>I just know I'm going to the psych ward one of these days

You haven't been through shit, and yet you still complain about your ''shitty fucking life'' . Fuck you, spoilt sheltered brat. Crumble like a cookie.

>>37995855
>>37995915
Oh, just realized you were asking for advice and I didn't give any. I'm about to go to a couple of psych appointments, but if you leave a discord or something we can talk later

>>37995850
Because they do care about personality, just not ugly guys' personalities. They don't think of you as people though so they don't feel hypocritical for saying that.

>>37995850
They care about confidence.

I'm ugly but I've also had a lot of female friends so I guess they do care about personality for friendship

Just relax. If you really don't want to do anything with these girls then don't and be okay with that. But if you actually want to get laid, you have to take initiative nigha. They're girls, what are they gonna do, beat you up?

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The same thing happened last summer, but the lesbian friend brought over a used up russian slut.
I managed to make her back off, even made a thread, but nobody replied.
ps: if you need any more info, ask me, I will answer.

This is a real situation and Im running out of time. PLEASE GUYS I NEED HELP I DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT AROUND WOMEN

>>37995946

Its quite common here to find out that the bf of the girl you benis`d will beat the shit out of you once he sees you.
The girls dont even tell you that they have a bf. Hence not wanting to lose my V card.

Additional info: I live in an apartment & they all have to fit into my room. I might me quite literally fucked if there are more than 2 guests.
I have a sofa/bed what can fit like 2 people, which is occupied by the family dog mostly.
And theres my bed. Its small & could fit 2 people but I dont want to.
I just sperg out when this happens, which is very rare. Im deathly afraid of close affection & anything to do with love, because of past experience when I tried to get a gf. It fucked my mind over and changed me.
+ my birthday is in 2 days. Anyone got any good ideas/ways on how to relieve stress? Id go for a smoke but im all out & broke.

tl;dr = Shits complicated & they want to fuck me over.

>>37995702
Wha... wtf anon

XD let me make le epic meme arrow story to post to leddit!!!

God I can't wait for summer to end.

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>>37995702
Here's your originalio (You).