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>>39436946

that's a fuckin sick score you autist

fuck off with your bait

my iq is in the low 90's

>>39437033
I'm not baiting. I am completely untalented. Having less than 140 iq is worthless to me. I'm a failure and also a nigger.

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>>39437033
>sub 100 IQ
>reddit spacer

>>39436941
i bet your breath smells

>tfw ugly fembot
>tfw no one wants to kiss me and at best someone would only settle for me while imagining other girls

why can't the sun blow up sooner

>>39437015
wanna see for yourself? ;)

>>39437197
only pretty girls i want to kiss
sorry
i know there is someone out there that wants to kiss ugly girls though

i have, i saw three strippers at a place i worked at, and two girls i had sex with.

>>39436933
Please go into more detail...for my research

>>39436867
That picture was taken in Haulover Beach. The building is Trump Tower and it's in Sunny Isles Beach.

women believe all men are virgins now

>>39436747
But what of their daddies? ;_;

>>39436759

They were cucks so it doesn't count

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I have some good stuff, but not much at all to a lot of people's standards.

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I've started having dreams about her. I'm past the point of no return.

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Sucks how you can't just post images with no text.

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fall asleep with the game open

I find I only like a small collection of games so whenever I do game the hours are pumped into them.

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Dead games are comfy.

>>39436502
You're not supposed to survive off of 40 hours a week dumbass. You're meant to become a debt slave.

>>39436502
>I mean other people raise familys and shit on 40 hours right?
Well yeah, because they get better paying jobs than "mailroom worker".

>>39436502
You wont make enough doing 20 hours unless you are very stingy and clever.
Try to go for an inbetween.
30-35 hours a week is what i work and its pretty comfortable for me.
Im self employed though, so take it with a grain of salt.

I fell for the neet meme once it was awful. And a 6 month gap in your history hurts you so much. The neetbux were a pittance at best, I can't eat on $36 a month. I lived surrounded by lazy trailer trash and criminals. I hated welfare

Now I work a cozy night security job at $24 an hour at a 4 star hotel. I basically just read comics and post on my phone and walk around the parking lot once an hour

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Look at this stupid 'man'. He is slaving away to pay for my neetbux and Sheckelsteins new Mercedes. He's so conditioned he doesnt even understand he's a slave. Look at him smile as he collects other peoples waste. I dont think he even realizes he is literal walking garbage.

I spit on him.

>>39436492
Am I supposed to be personally offended that you take 0.005 cents off my paycheque? You can have it. I give more than that to the bum on my way to work on a weekly basis. Hey, maybe one day when they find out you're faking your assburger you can work your way up to bum status. Then you can have more of my money. Sound good?

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Job interview resulted in job get.
Called both of my parents.
Domino's "Pizza" to celebrate.

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>Entered an apprenticeship program
>Got through the worst work week of my life
>Contacted my oneitis of 9 years after her hometown was flooded by Hurricane Harvey, it's been almost 3 years since we last spoke and she probably doesn't want my compassion
Why haven't I killed myself yet boyos?

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>started uni, got vape smoke blown into my face by some chadlet
>manager banned someone from the store so he couldn't bother us anymore
>got excited about buying a water bottle

>>39436457
I find the most erotic part of a women... is the butthole

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>>39436457
>where she shits out of

I love womens anuses. Love to lick, toungue fuck, smell, finger them. I am such an ass slut too I don't even care if you think its blown out or busted or too brown. Fuck that. White girls assholes all the way.

>>39436441
you talk like the only variable that makes effect is yourself

Literally just bee yurself xoxo

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t. chang using images supplied from r/asianmasculinity and r/aznidentity

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>>39436432
You have a headache from dehydration because you kept spitting out the water your body was generating for you.

>>39436432
Why do you keep spitting? Disorder?

>>39436503
Why is the my body generating water in my mouth?
>>39436535
Because it's gross. Should I just swallow giant globs of saliva in my mouth?

There was a thread earlier today of some Anon who wanted to get beat up.

>>39436279
he's calling you a pussy

>>39436279
I had an ex who enjoyed me beating her up. Also wrestling her/pinning her down. It was fun

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>>39436249
runner up

>>39436611
this one doesn't make sense though

>>39437387
t. muhslime

>>39436043
>tfw it's literally this easy and the normies were right all along

>>39436043
B U T, it requires making the move..
hells no bbys

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>>39436043
What if I'm fat and gay?