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this is my rubber band ball
how is you rubber band ball going?
it is very nice to make it grow, change colour, bounce it and roll it
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lub ti up wit wd50 and u kno wut 2 do nex
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>>35998092
no i think that may corrode the elastics, the WD40 is for another project.
wouldnt want to risk my ball, its over half a year of progress
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>>35998114
project is fixing VHS camera. sorry i didn't say, didn't mean to be rude
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Why are there more male-to-female transsexuals rather than female-to-male?
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>>35998046
probably has nothing to do with chemicals, plastics, social norms or political agenda. that's for sure.
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>>35998046
Bc deep down beyond the feminism they know being a guy sucks ass
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>>35998046
Because what advantage does a female get when she becomes a male? It's basically all disadvantages...
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it feels like they are eating me from the inside
i want to stop suffering
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>>35997971
Who are 'They'. describe them to me. i won't judge you and i won't call you crazy. promise
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Eat them from the outside
flip the fraction of hope into your side
let them feel the pain within
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>>35997987
my friends who got rid of me
i cant get them out of my head, its like they tell me every second im pathetic. i dont have any purpose now
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Will I loose weight on 1200 calories a day without exercising? That's as low as I can go without feeling like my stomach is about to digest myself.
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>>35997949
I lost plenty of weight with 1500 cal/day diet. If you start doing it, do it with 1500 cal/day for 1 month and if you feel confident after that time, increase the restrictions to 1200, but it's not really necessary.
The more extreme the dieting, the bigger the chance of relapse.
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>>35997949
Yeah, just eat less than what you're eating. You don't even have to exercise. Just eat less, anon. You'll get there slowly (don't get impatient) I've lost 20 lbs already and I hardly exercise. Though I encourage you to exercise a bit however it's not necessary to lose weight. Calories in calories out. You can do it
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>>35997949
Thats exactly what i did anon. I lost just under 10lbs from the first 3 weeks. After that, i decided to eat 1600cal a day with an hour of jogging. Still kept losing weight. I suggest you use an app called MyFitnessPal, it helped me alot.
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I don't know anywhere to go. The entire internet has been infiltrated with normalfags. I don't know of a single place that hasn't been fucked over by the god damn redditors, they piss me off so badly, i'm telling you. This ship has been sinking for a long time now but now it has officially become a fucking meme for normies to come to and spread their shit. OOH LET'S HAVE ANOTHER YLYL THREAD GUYS HEHE FUNNY PICTURES. Goddamnit stop turning my shit into facebook. I can't even post anime on here anymore without some guy that has migrated here because ooh this is where all the cool edgy /pol/ hehe kek pepe!!!11! guys come that i've heard of on my reddit. go to /b/ and you'll find nothing more than content you'd find on facebook. This board is the only one that still gives me the slight feeling of back then. Though it's evident that they're slowly seeping into here aswell. I know this has been going on for ages but i've been holding on for dear life because i know some of the spirit still lives on but goddamnit i can't do it anymore. I don't want to feel this badly because of a fucking website but these GODDAMN FAGGOTS TICK ME OFFAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>35997862
>getting this attached to a cartoon frog
Are you sure you aren't the one from Reddit? You seem to have the "muh sacred meme" mentality going on.
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>>35997862
tl;dr
Just stay here and keep fighting/ignoring the normies. As long as we outnumber them, they'll leave.
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>>35997862
there are too many people here that dislike anonymity and dislike chan culture. i dont understand why they are here
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>The average age of first sexual intercourse in the United States is around 18 for males and around 17 for females.
JUST.
>tfw even 16/17 year old girls are having sex with Chad.
>tfw 22 and never even held hands with a girl.
>tfw even good looking and tall.
>tfw you will never experience prime teenage pussy and teenage love.
>tfw 99% of girls that are remotely attractive have already had sex by your age.
>tfw even sub 3/10 fatty pigs get to have sex.
THIS IS NOT FAIR! WHY CAN'T I EVEN ENJOY A BASIC HUMAN NEEED! I'M 6'1" AND GOOD LOOKING I EVEN COME FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35997830
So much text and exposition and feels when it can all be summed up in one word my dude.
Autism
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>>35997830
>7/10
>valedictorian
>top 1 percent intelligence easily going by exams/academic stuff
>6'6"
>top 1 percent wealth
>no physical flaws
>family disown anyone who has children with someone who isn't ridiculously smart/tall/white
Why am I a virgin?
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>>35997830
Hey faggot, share your wealth with some of us. Share it with me.
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>He's a desktop poster.
http://www.businessinsider.com/android-overtakes-windows-1-platform-getting-online-statcounter-2017-4
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>phones are now the norm
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
NORMIE LEAVE
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>>35997874
>posting that from your phone
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>>35997874make meoriginal
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When did you realize that the normies won and took control of this board?
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It's too easy to spot normies on this board anon
usually all robots think the same so if someone disagrees with your or w/e they're probably a normie
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just now thank you for lifting the scales from my eyes op
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When trap posters thought it was cool to flood the board with big male buttholes I knew it was over.
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Just a random female passing through to spread some love to the robots here who need it. My boyfriend used to be a robot, and I would have liked him to have seen a post like this before we met.
>Don't be ashamed of your acne. Someone will still kiss you.
>Don't be ashamed of your weight. Someone will still cuddle with you.
>Don't be ashamed of your height. Someone will still fuck you.
Feminism teaches you that you're worthless, but if the most disgusting woman deserves love, so does /r9k/. I'm sure I'll get called a roastie, but some of you may appreciate a bit of reassurance.
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What I do and don't deserve is irrelevant. it doesn't mean a girl will ever want me.
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fuck YOU
BUY ME TENDIES RIGHT MEOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35997718
Good things in life exist, they're just hard to find. Don't give up anon!
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How do you get into porn? 2017-04-03 07:09:25 Post No.35997675
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How do you get into porn?
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/r9k/ how do I get into porn? I have a decent face, nut kind of average body because Iift but I'm not that serious about it (decent shoulders though), and 6 inch dick hard, also I don't know if it matters but my teeth are kind of crooked. I am pretty autistic and have no friends at the university I'm going to, so this seems like the best course of action to lose my virginity, since the girls in the porn industry are constantly checked for if they have a disease or the organiztions can be sued. Also I could use some extra money. I really don't want to do gay stuff but might be wiling if it involves no black guys, no anal, or me having to suck a dick, so I guess that'd just leave masturbation videos and another guy sucking me off. Please help.
I look sort of like a younger version of pic related, except maybe with paler skin.
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>>35997675
i dont think you realize what being a porn star really is like
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>>35997675
Op again
If you need more description I look kind of like guy on the left except slightly older and with a bit more mass (both muscle and fat), like if he went on a half assed bulk.
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>>35997709
In what way?
not original
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How can one computer game be this comfertable
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>>35997610
from the lab computers
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>>35997623
to zen
orginalololollel
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screenshots taken from a good half life one single player mod - Brave Brain which i recommend.
Like many SP mods, based in the most comfy environment of back mesa
Hey hey how's your day going? Stressful I'd imagine
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>>35997502
Hey, CIA.
Everyday is always stressful. I want to kill myself, but I'm too much of a coward to actually go through with it. Everytime I wake up it's like a voluntary nightmare with the only way to make it go away is to sleep more. I hate myself so much. God, I hate this so much. Kill me, please.
Assassinate me, please CIA. I'll shoot up a school, I'm ISIS. I'm anything. Please kill me.
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>>35997547
The Central Intelligence Agency no longer carries out assassinations. This isn't the old days anymore, buddy! Haha. Have you tried talking to a counselor? Your death won't solve anything. Living in despair may not either, but there's at least a chance to escape despair if you're still alive. Keep fighting, champ.
t. Your friends at the CIA
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>>35997547
Dude, let's get recruited by the CIA to get recruited into ISIS and we'll go deep cover and have a gay love affair with the top ISIS leader and then he'll trust us and we can take down their whole regime. I'm sure the CIA would love to have us.
How do we solve the white man child epidemic?
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Is it an epidemic? How do you know?
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Government mandated gfs.
Or maybe stop demonizing masculinity.
Just a thought.
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Start a race war, that should toughen them up
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tell me something nice
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>>35997317
don't color your hair, go natural.
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you look like you're extremely emotionally unstable and likely have BPD.
me too.
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>>35997317
i'm gonna cum deep inside ur throat
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> be me 10 mins ago, waiting outside my Uni dorm for ordered food to arrive
> can overhear two Stacy cunts in leather jackets, white crop-tops, tight blue jeans, the lot.
> hear them talking about their boyfriends and how one of them was worried about them going to a party tonight because of "other boys"
> not a minuet later they come up to me asking me if i could go to the shop to buy them some alcohol
> touching their hair and acting overtly flirtatious to try to make me do what they want
> mfw I told them no.
I know its stupid but i was literally steaming with rage, why the fuck do roasties think they can woo anyone over if they give them even the slightest bit of their attention, and why do people CONSTANTLY DO WHAT THEY WANT, ONLY ELIVATING THEIR ALREADY MASSIVELY INFLATED EGO. RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35997303
>why do people CONSTANTLY DO WHAT THEY WANT
muh dic
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>>35997303
Should always report underage people trying to buy beer, the store could lose its liquor license if the kids get caught. It's really stupid.
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>>35997303
did they get pissed off?
Petty as it may be, denying a stacy her advantange and watching her squirm is always a delight