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>orange is the new black
>steven universe
>girls

>>34402552
>How I met your mother
>Big Bang Theory
>Game of Thrones

>Community (S1 and 2 only) I wish I had what they had
>Welcome to the NHK
>QI

helper, what did i tell you about rubbing your peepee?

>>34402648
to only do it in front of you...

>>34402661
*gasps* H-Helper, there are people listening! I mean the other thing

>>34402515
I was in a trap thread maybe a week ago and the person I was talking to was from NJ

>>34402523
were they a trap??

>>34402550
Yes they were you could probably find them again if you frequent trap threads.

what a qt thread

youre qt anon

>Sry my english is bad
>text doesn't have any spelling errors

I hate this meme. Fuck you OP. You won't get pity from me. I've been using English as my second language for years, but I don't beg people to excuse me every time I open my mouth.

>rising amount

This has always been a thing though. If anything it shows /r9k/ going back to it's roots.

I'm pretty sure this board got taken over by normies when /pol/ got big due to Trumpmania. Before that we were all genuine, now it's just failed Chads whining about their mundane lives.

>>34402495
I know the feels. I doubt many people here are actually 7 year NEET hikkis with no friends like myself.

>>34402495
Nah, I feel the same way as you. I always have to remind myself that there are others like me, but it's hard especially with all the normalfagposters,

>>34402398
nah, it's not like you would've ever had a chance with them anyway

no, but that's cuz im into beastiality

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Yeah. There is some solace knowing that she got paid for it, but it doesn't even matter. He got paid too, he double wins.

Not a day of my life goes by now when I don't see this though because this fucking website, especially here and /pol/ (with both sides claiming they don't go to the other) I see interracial porn every fucking day.

To the point where I have literal nightmares over it. To the point where I'll be jacking off ( to something not related obviously) and suddenly I think about it and my boner will die and I'll get pissed/depressed... It's like there is a little internalized demon that I now have after years of being subjected to this shit every single fucking day.

I never cared or thought about this at all until it was spammed here all the time. I happily ignored it. But I can't go ignore something that pops up in my regular haunts. It's unfair. I don't go out of my way to see this shit, it's forced upon me.

It's forced upon us all.

It's becuase you were near something you WANT but knew that you cannot HAVE and you were nervous you fucking loser. Don't worry. Chad, Jamal, and Tyrone filled them up with cum later on.

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are you fat? this seems like a fat person thing. try losing weight

>>34402387
Some people sweat like crazy when they're nervous. Myself included.

There's honestly nothing I could tell past self that would fix the situation.

There's just something wrong with me, always has been, no amount of knowledge could change that.


It's like giving me the cheat sheet to a math exam, I don't understand math to begin with, so giving me the answers doesn't fucking help if I don't know how to show a or write formula or use a graphics calculator.

>>34402284
Buy bitcoin.

Buy a lot of bitcoin.

>>34402284
Go tell your uncle to don't go in Sri Lanka for holidays.

JJJ HOTTEST 100 countdown day

>>34402261
I've got nothing planned, so basically just what your spoiler said. Maybe I'll organise a riot and burn some of those muslim girl billboards if I'm feeling like it later in the day.

If you wanna do spoilers nice and easily, just highlight the text and hit ctrl + s

worry about finding a first job because I've been NEET so much

have some rum instead of cheap wine with parents

pochaco > sonico

any day

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>>34402256
both equally
no really i couldnt choose
pic on the other hand

>>34402256
Sonico. I'm not into chubby chicks.

blacks dont feel
they just work

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niggers, nigger nigger niggers nigger niggers

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Im white and im going to attempt to cuck a nigger and do a girlfriend grab on his qt latina

no one will ever want to cuddle with you because you post frogs and unironically say gay shit like "cuddle"

>>34402227

post picture l'originale

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>>34402227
just be yourself man, bitches lover personality and funny nice guys or settle down for 1/10 landwhale with hairy armpits and mustache

>Lmao dude, just be yourself
>Here, check out these girls I matched with on Tinder

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oh no I have finals coming up! I cant go hang out with my friends or fuck my gf because I need to study!! oh I'm so depressed!

>>34402228
>lol bro
>it's all about confidence
>just be more confident

Angie's dad is actually the one taking a lot of these slutty pics and posting them online, feel free to mull over the implications.

>>34402233
who's angie?

>>34402244
welcome, newfaggot. i hope u enjoy ur stay

>>34402181
Your profs did it, why shouldn't you?

>>34402181

Drop out then you fucking idiot.

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I know that feel, bother.