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>>38050857
I'm sorry to hear about your experience anon. Perhaps you live in a volatile area filled with those sorts of people but many robots don't have this problem.

>>38050857

>be me
>walking at night at like 3 am
>see two guys ganging up on one guy like they're mugging him
>turn back and run the fuck off back home

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>>38050857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LUd51IuiA

[spoilder] deal w/it [/spoiler]

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>>38050829
Everything in my life is going pretty well, if you ignore my absolutely terrible fetish.

>>38050935
You're the little guy in this scenario I'm assuming?

Stand back, I got this

>30 y/o khv
>5'8" 185 lbs, pushing the limits of skinnyfat
>can only work half days because cancer fucked me up, spend the rest my time shitposting and lurking, lost interest in whatever hobbies I once had
>living with parents in hick town, will probably live here until I die
>kindest way I can describe my looks is "unfortunate"
>grade A socially retarded super-sperg
>absolutely no social life whatsoever, not even nerd buddies
>intrusive thoughts interfere with my faps constantly ("you will never experience this... no female will ever touch your jiggly bits... this is as good as it gets for you...")
>complete beta pussy incapable of being forward or confident, yet frequently told I'm perceived as rude because I'm socially retarded and have fucking idea what I'm doing (and no one ever tells me what I'm doing wrong)
>absolutely no redeeming qualities, not funny, charismatic, charming, interesting, particularly smart, talented, athletic... just fucking nothing

>>38050822
>tfw they find out I have no feet

>>38050822
Yabba dabba dabbity dabbity doo

>>38050853
>tfw they find out I'm from the future when mankind has evolved to only have four toes on each foot

Nothing, I'm still in elementary school.

>>38050803
i would be less cringy and i would actually make a move on the girls who liked me.

Assuming I would have the same personality that I did when I was 14, there's a lot I'd do different. The two main things I guess would be to ask her out, because not having the balls to do it is one of my biggest regrets in life. And instead of choosing Automotive as my shop, I'd take welding instead.

If I went back to that age with the personality I have now, I'd be fucked regardless. I guess taking welding would be the best idea for me still.

>>38050746
Iss that funny money OP?

>>38050746
Explain to me that fucking background image you prison gay

>>38050746
where you at op can i get a half?

im gonna rob you

>>38050687
How can anyone play a shitty game like Dota?

>>38050687
atleast play league if u're playin a moba

>>38050727
Why do faggots have this elitism in vidya? You no doubt watch anime, play league, overwatch, etc and have no good taste in classic games or experience in any competitive game- where's your right to talk?

>52 filtered threads
This place is garbage.

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>>38050632
>>38050652
what's the point?
it doesn't make the catalog have more room, so why not just ignore the threads you don't like

>>38050719
its because theyre hyper sensitive faggots

>>38050630
it does feel like an opiate, but if you're looking for an enjoyable afternoon some dope with weed is a better way to go

>>38050663
I'm just looking for a non opiate I've never done anything except adderal for my adhd and I need something to make mu pain go away.

>>38050663
seriously dude get the fuck out of here

stop recommending heroin to everyone on /r9k/, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>38050597
> putting all your money in a checking account
kek enjoy being poor forever faggot

>>38050659
I have 4k in an IRA and around 11k in savings.

>>38050716
>Not having most of that in the IRA

>>38050581
Kill yourself you fucking shill. And if you are a tranny kill yourself for being a disgusting freak.

>>38050599
I agree that I'm a disgusting freak, but I'd never kill myself. I'm absolutely terrified of death.

>>38050581
instead of being a bitch just accept that you're a qt3.14 bitch boy. No need to get nasty breast implants and shrivel your dick.
Just tell whoever you told that you thought about it and realized it's a non-solution and would be a rash decision.

>>38050571
>walking home playing my gameboy color
>some older kids come up and take it from me
>they call me a nerd and smash it on the sidewalk
>tell my mom and get a new one
the miracle of technology

>>38050571
Thank god i'm rich, detach her broken bits, help her pogostick home cause they conveniently gave her the best option for this, attach new limbs chads most likely can't afford, and continue with life.

>>38050571
>implying my robo-waifu wouldn't use her literally robot motor strength to kick their asses and defend us, all while not losing respect for me as a man because she is only robo and also my waifu

Faggots are disease carriers. Much like rats that carried the Black Plague, these vermin bring diseases with them wherever they go.

>Certain enteric ailments are particularly common among homosexual men. They are primarily infectious diseases and include not only such common venereal diseases as gonorrhea and syphilis but also infections not usually regarded as being sexually transmitted. Among the latter are shigellosis, salmonellosis, giardiasis, and amebiasis.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6765390

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I hate those faggots so much, they ruined my fucking board

I just want to push one over and rape him till he's screaming

I want to watch him moan and try to crawl away from me but I would grab that faggy slut by the throat and pull him back onto me

I want to force these fucking faggots "cute boy" anime posting retards on my /r9k/ to wear cages and collars so I can grab them more easily and fuck him till his holes are bleeding. I would put a gag in his mouth so he can't scream and these fags are so mentally broke they would probably enjoy it.
I wouldn't let them enjoy it for one second, I would ram my cock into their mouths so they can't think of anything except my dick scent. I would fuck their heads until they are straight again and get over their faggot phase

>>38050612
Can you push me over? Pls I'm a bad faggot

lower class people are absolute shit.

>>38050472
>>38050530
incorrect
they're nice to each other, they just hate white people

>>38050472
>implying you personally know any minimum wage Mexicans

>weight training = bad
>get some dumbbells

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>>38050465
>why is there no map like this for becoming chad mode?
here you go

>>38050465
Lift an iron bar and put it back down for 4 years.

Done.

>>38050390
Tfw no pepe blotter acid

Have you ever played Okami? I haven't.

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pepe = ant
wojak = opie