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>TFW staying at a motel and an old guy who's been living here is constantly asking people here for jobs

It's a sad state of affairs, and what I imagine most robots will end up like
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>work in construction for summer job
>everyday we meet at the boss house to get our assignments before driving out
>get there rather early
>don't see anyone around
>go into boss house to use bathroom located in the basement
>see pairs of his dirty boxers lying by the laundry
>tfw attracted to him
>start sniffing his dirty boxers and rubbing my dick
>megusta.jpg
>all of the sudden hear behind me "What the fuck are you doing anon??"
>stutter and run up the stairs
>tell him i can't work today cause I'm sick and drive away
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>>37705860
so how's the job search going
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bump, what the fuck should i do bots?
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>>37706380
This can't be real. 8/10 on the creativity side though.

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>Be 17
>HS
>There's this smart but extroverted grill in the class
>We haven't spoke more than a sentence at a time in the last 10 years (we've been classmates through primary school and even now)
>Now she's going away for a year (exchange student), thus she'll start the school year after in the grade below me
>Last months she's been trying to get to know me better but I tought it was just a compulsion for her not leave with being in tiff with anyone
>I reject her friendship all the time
>I was even shit with her on the two-days classtrip
>I felt like shit since
>Apologized since, it helped my depression a lot
>Now I opened up to her
>tfw she turned out to be smarter than I expected
>tfw this way I'll be missing her much more
>tfw I am even more depressed now

kill me pls.
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>>37705859
>>Be 17

mods please ban for life
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>>37705859
>Be 17

see you next year nigger, i hope you turn up like the rest of the people here.

ah who am i kidding you wouldnt be here of your own free will if you werent already like these fuckers. enjoy being a loser.

ps killing yourself is geniuenly a good choice when one is as retarded as you are.
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Dont listen to these edgelord robots. Learn from the experience. Be happy that you finally got to open up to her. This is the first step towards something better anon. We're all gonna make it man. Good luck. Feel better

What kind of autistic shit did you guys do in highschool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt0AomcGexs&feature=youtu.be
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I HATE HAVING A PENIS WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN A FEMALE!!!
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>its another episode of mom forcing me to talk to relatives i havent talked to in years while she and her retarded semen donor sitt and grin like mongolid.

god i hate my life.
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>have pollitcally incorrect opinions
>tell them to childhood friend I got back
>doesn't agree but respects them
>at first recommends some pothead with a bad attitude (middle finger profile pics) who also does shrooms
>say no
>we'll go for cofee with a "good guy"
>search him on facebook
>special snowflake name (not his actual name, some stupid inverted shit)
>long mohawk
>piercings everywhere (nipples included)
>feminist gf with pictures of white, blue, green hair etc
>likes LGBT pride page

I will want to kill him in 60 seconds, won't I?
Is this what young people are like today?
Is this what I want?

>inb4 friends normie get out
I think I'm going back to the cave soon.
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>>37705834
Find like minded people, or just literally normal people. These extreme liberals don't represent the entirety of young people. The entire online anti feminist movement is young people.
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Yeah, I cancelled it. Thank god I checked his gf's profile again, my god, it's so much worse than I thought. She is a fucking feminist trans activist. I didn't even know this was a thing in my shithole country!

Thank god, I stopped it before it became a really, really bad and awkward situation for everyone involved.
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>>37705834
Friends? NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>literally ever post ever made by a """fembot""" unequivicolly proves that females will never be robots

>beta faggots will still orbit them even though they're just low tier /soc/ attention whores

Is trial by fire the only cure for the "Beta problem"?
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>>37705826
fembot here
THE ALL MIGHTY UTERUS
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>>37705840
Your bait reads like a man's, but you're definitely unfunny enough to be a woman.
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If it doesn't matter that their fembots then why do they feel compelled to say that they are?

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>parents still married for 33 years and counting
>still ended up a robot neet no friends no job nno gf life autistic hhkv

Is there anything worse than failing in these conditions?

Sometimes I feel that I would have been better off if they divorced and I was raised by a single mother. Perhaps the harder conditions would have made me more alpha or something, I don't know.
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>Go back on r9k after 3 months
>actually laff at the "femanon here" meme
>see the new cuck and beta threads
>be brutally reminded why i left in the first place

Well,thanks for the laff i guess.
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>/r9k/ whines about women being intellectually vacuous whores with nothing to offer but sex

>/r9k/ whines about the """degeneracy""" of hookups

>/r9k/ whines about not being in a committed relationship

What do you dweebs even want?
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>>37705702
I want you to stop using this shitty meme.
sage

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anyone's creativity all dried up here? i've got too many stupid projects but none of them i can actually do because i'm fucking useless
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>>37705684
I know that feel anon. I'm still continuing with my guitar, that's going well, but I've been having difficulty continuing with my writing.

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who else /stinky/ here?

5 days without a shower and counting. My oily bangs and unshaven moustache keep tickling my face.
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>>37705570
>5 days
lol
try 5 weeks.

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Why won't faggots go to church and get a gf from there. That's how I met my wife.
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Because I don't like girls who still believe in fairy tales.
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>>37705519
LMFAO, church girls are for the most part fake and not religious. They are just as worse as the western whores.

Listen to this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ZpfCq_b64

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>tfw you don't want to debate anymore but they keep replying and you don't want to be seen as losing

how do i escape this ?
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You win, then the argument is over and the other anon is the loser.
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>>37705497
femanon here
like, nigga, just like, nigga, niga, like, just nigga, like walk away nigga, like, the screen, nigga, just look away nigga. i mean, nigga, fuck, nigga you're anonymous. i mean shit nigga, you stupid white boy

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