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>>36803295
Just means you feel like life is out of control and you're losing yourself. No big deal, welcome to robothood.

>>36803295
i've had those before. they're a pretty intense experience

>>36803295
it means you should stop lying all the time

You can't get NEETbux where you are?
I know someone that saved up 50k on NEETbux over a few years by living with parents/being frugal.

>>36803322
No, there's no NEETbux here and my parents are poor too which is one of the reasons I try my best not to make things worse for them.
I only eat once in the morning and at night and usually just something like rice or pasta that I cook myself.

>>36803322

heh, in the UK you can't save neetbux, anything more than 6k and then they claim that's sufficient saving to cut you off and then you have to reapply again, like seriously i had it go over 6k once when my mother gave me back some money she was holding for me and i had a visit from a fucking lady from DWP (computer must've flagged me) so they know whats going on in your bank account.

>>36803161
I haven't even seen a female other than my mother in two years.

You'll get used to it.

You'll get used to it

>>36803161
maybe develop a fetish around accidental touchings and eventually such happenings will be as sex

Might go to bed lads

What do you reckon?

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waddup new thread

not keeping the extension?

>>36803171
sounds good desu. i'm thinking of turning in too

>>36803171
Please stay I have no friends and am drunk

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>>36803047
Nicoposting to the max!

I started reading a book but it wasn't what I was looking for nor really interesting.
I wasted most time reading studies, shitposting and sleeping.

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>tfw murder a family of vicious wasps
>tfw it was a (relatively harmless) dirt dauber

>>36803045
Going back to uni in the second week of may? is it summer classes or something or are u an aussie

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>>36803045
I'm going for the first time this fall. I fucking better become somewhat normie. I-It's possible right? When I see actual normies in real life I'm not so sure I can ever act like them.

>>36803045
take pills

You can replace "sex robots" with any non-sentient object.
Men who don't want companionship but want to fuck something should get a sex robot.
The End

>>36803044
Being dominated by a man is the best thing that could possibly happen to the dumb roastie in your pic.

>>36803044
They're afraid.

>>36802994
He probably doesn't realize it's you. Unless you specifically said hey I'm _____ who worked for you last summer.
Also did you have to submit a CV last time?

>>36803074
Yeah I made it clear it's me ... and no I didnt need to, I literally was passing by and he said hey kid do you need a job and I said yes

>>36803115
Well then ADD YOUR EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH HIM TO YOUR CV AND GIVE IT TO HIM YOU FUCKING BRAINLET

>>36802907
>Sorry Indianon, I only like white Chad cock
I prefer human beings you fucking whale lmao

Do Staceys really like getting naked in front of their orbiters then saying "sorry you're not my type"?

>>36802926
I know right look at that double chin looks like a circle lmao

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>>36802850
KILL IT NOW! No, I kid. Release it promptly.

please live stream yourself eating it

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>>36802912
>please live stream yourself eating it
How much are you willing to pay

>>36802833
Maybe you should try reading the book. I hear that when you start at the first chapter, it explains the basics. And then each subsequent chapter builds on the previous chapter. But you're a brainlet so there's no hope for you.

This is bullshit, 21st century and we still don't have the technology to download information directly into our brains. What gives?

>>36803268
http://www.techworld.com/big-data/what-is-neural-lace-3657074/

>>36802827
for someone who enjoys the neet life you sure like looking at jobs and thinking about money a lot

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>bro just get an internship!
>you need that experience to get a good job : )
You can't even call this literal wageslavery
>PAYING for the "privilege" of working for FREE
You can't make this shit up

>>36802939
jobs are just a status thing to wagies anyway

Does
>cuddling with a cute girl for literally the rest of my life
count?

>>36802804
Becoming an infamous historical figure everybody knows about, a la hitler.

>>36804756
Fuck I thought that said "fetishes".

I'm retarded

>>36802801
>guilt tripping depressed people
cooooooooooool :^)

>>36802801
>rem poster again
i don't have anyone who cares about me, nice attempt at trying to guilt trip me though

Well you see, I have the better taste of all and have a very judicious sense of quality.
So if I'm thinking I suck, it is no doubt to be true.
Anyone who disagree with me on that verdict is the pleb and can be removed from court.

I JUST WANT TO GET MY DlCK WEEEEEEEEET!

>>36802748

Lol, I did that for a week to prepare for a party. The girl didn't even turn up in the end.

>>36803751
I've had multiple times where I couldn't get it up when the time was right. It's a horrible feel.