*Peeks head up outside covers*
>>35342753
you should come out of bed you wont get anything like this
is this the /partially reveal your cock/ general?
>>35342815
dude thats not clever
OP was funny
Why do you think rape is ok? Do you honestly have 0 empathy?
>>35342747
I don't particularly care for it. And pretty much yeah.
>>35342747
>why do people think this banana picture is funny?
It's a meme you dip
>>35342747
I don't think it's okay but I don't think it's as big a deal as women make it out to be, like it's worse than assault or murder.
>male that was raped while black out drunk
Is it possible to play zelda as a girl in the latest version of the game?
>>35342656
You have to wear girl clothes for part of the game.
So far, no. But I'm not that far into the game.
>>35342682
ohh I like that
>tfw I've wasted my youth and my best years on an autistic friend simulator/bootleg anime porn warehouse
The 21st century is surreal, isn't it?
>>35342636
yeah but it was fun though right?
>>35342678
Yep. Even normal people need a digital timesink nowadays. If this shithole didn't exist I'd spend all my time on facebook/reddit/youtube/some other cancer
>tfw trolling pedos on chat site for teens
>15/f/usa
>asking guy how far he can shoot his load
>tells me 6 feet
>reply my dad can shoot ten
>asks me how I know
>tell him I've seen it with my own eyes
>ask him if that's a problem
>he says no problem at all, "my daughter plays with my cock all the time"
>close chat
>fuckthisgayearth.jpg
Did that stalker kill erica yet?
>>35342643
No i just put her on a triangle choke. After all i have to become undiaputed undefeated ufc champion of the world
Have you considered that maybe he caught on, or was trolling you from the beginning as well?
Have I consider that you might be trying to bait me?
>if you had a gf, you could touch her and have sex with her whenever you want
My mind can't even comprehend this information
I'm literally so alone that the idea of not being constantly sexually frustrated seems logically impossible to me
(First line) Not really OP. Most girls have a lower sex drive than most guys so its not really a whenever fuckfest like you and I dream of.
>>35342564
>you could touch her and have sex with her whenever you want
Boy oh boy are you gonna get a rude awakening.
what do girls feet smell and taste like
What is some /r9k/ approved media? Books/TV shows/Movies/Videogames about loneliness and being a beta?
>Her
>robot movie
>main character had a wife and kids
>Main character is somewhat wealthy
>Main character is good looking
>>35342533
The Double to an extent
>>35342533
He Was A Quiet Man. Prepare to be triggered though.
>finish masturbating with a dildo shoved up my ass
>nipples still horny
>>35342527
>take a huge fat shit
>realize I'm leaking pre
Did I break my prostate from playing with it too much?
>>35342603
shut up you insufferable fag
>>35342603
na the prostate is naturally resilient. it can take prolonged amounts of stimulation and pounding with virtually no detrimental side effects.
hhaha, shiiieeeeeet!
>dogs don't lose their shit when they see you and start barking/howling/lunging at your throat
>you are a robot
Pick one, but only one!
>>35342693
dogs love me
I think it's because I smell like a dog and I pet them
>>35342693
I've never had a dog go aggro on me and have one myself.
Guess I'm a true robot.
>Anorexic
>stream on Twitch
>allow Song Requests
>people keep requesting remixes of "scary spooky skeletons"
What's your twitch?
I will watch your twitch when I becomr a UFC champion
He is just promoting his twitch. This aint shilling board go to /v/irgins board
>freshman me in uni class today
>classroom full of sophmore hotties
>1 of 6 guys, 2 are gay
>class assignment is to list things we deem important in life
>go full autismo 'ironic' mode
>say 'female breasts' out loud for the lulz
>8.5/10 gives me a staredown dead in the face
>'anon, you? haha, fat chance'
>mfw i am 6'4 210 with decent facial hair in a room full of >6
>all of them think I'm gay
>the look i give her
failing on easy mode
>>35342469
Unlucky OP. That fucking sucks tho.
thanks brother ily
i mean
i'm not even mad
just sort of
confused
like a lot
, So how easy would it be for Chad to seduce his mom or sister?
If he wanted to of course.
>>35342443
I'm not a chad but my sister is a stacy. She is always making me take my shirt off and touching my abs and chest. It grosses me out.
So I imagine for Chad it would be really easy.
>implying there aren't a variety of factors at play
How old are they? Are they in relationships? Are they easy? What's their overall quality of life? How are they feeling now? Do they ever use drugs? Do they have any fetishes?
>>35342510
>How old are they?
>Implying a little kid can be a "Chad"
>Capitalism is evil
>Communism is literally capitalism 3.0
>Politics is literally the "Art of compromise" between groups of people who are coerced by economic and militaristic means to abandon their native sense of tribalism to be statist cucks.
>Individualism is a meme
>Morality is an evolutionary adaptation onto communication; morality is a form of communication
>Politics is immoral, because it is forced communication.
>"Honour" is a vestigial word. it doens't mean "good", or "respectable", or any of those things; it simply means "Socially viable"; the more honour someone has, the more they represent their community.
>Mania (Elation, granger, narcissism , and hyper-activity) is just your brain trying to express the vestigial function that honour was supposed fill
>Depression, likewise, is an expression of the vestigial function of "Dishonour".
>We've made depression and mania vestigial, because our statist society has outlawed honour
>We're a social species, just like other mammals, and when we get ripped from our homes, or ostracized (dishonoured) by our community, we self destruct, even sometimes without the direct intention of suicide; exactly the same as animals do in the wild.
>depression and suicidal intentions is an evolutionary adaptation to kill off the unwanteds in a social structure.
>Feudalism, the growth of family into a hierarchical system of lords and vassals, is as nature intended human society.
>State-lawlessness, or political anarchy, is the only solution to fix the world and form moral societies.
Time to swallow the big pill
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL11E33A6AEEB2674F
>communism is capitalism
what
Lets Play OP
Post comfy discord servers and share discord feels in this thread
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I love discord threads, only normies use them. That means they will fuck off out of r9k
come in and ask to join team purple
please join if u got a microdick
oreginalio
robots i need your help over some shit thats pissing me off
i used to work at wal mart for approximately 6 months and i went through work place hazing. my manager was rude to me several times, once a month for the 6 months i worked there, through eye contact, body language, and verbal harassment
i was too busy with life and school and other shit like doing drugs to report this until after i quit... i called the WM global ethics line, some HR bitch conducted an investigation and because i dont have "substantiated evidence" like specific dates or times they cant do anything.. i also believe he denied every instance of misconduct i reported
im thinking of going to the General manager that hired me tomorrow to tell them the entire story of what i experienced and ask if he will take any action.
any suggestions ?
Why do you want him to get
>>35342442
i want to ruin his reputation there and also maybe he will get a verbal warning and a meeting with the general manager instead of some useless HR bitch
>>35342484
I think you should put your energy somewhere usefull