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would you date a girl with a weird hairline?
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>>38196639
idgi wheres the weird hairline? if you see anything its prob the way she tied back her ponytail
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>>38196639
She's a girl. I would date her.
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>>38196639
I'd shave her hair and bully her

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This is a thread for homosexuals
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>>38196324
>tfw no muscle right wing bf
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You fucks ruin this board
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>>38196324

Because we all remember what a success the last one was.

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Who else fucking hates this show
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get schwifty lol
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only retarded normies like this show
pic related
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4chan hates popular things

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>ctrl+f "comfy"
>nothing found

lets get a comfy thread going anons, whats your favorite tea? im a big fan of chamomile
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Tea is trash desu senpai
also bump
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>>38195932
what about coffee?
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>>38196422
I used one of those presses to make me some coffee sludge that is really caffeinated and makes a great babby speedball when combined with weed.

bumping for more comfy

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How did this get 62k likes?
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I don't know but it really activated my neurons, i.e. made me think.
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I'm what way to girls get held accountable for their actions. They literally get a free pass in life. What a dumb nigger.
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>have a lot of followers
>post something stupid
>????
>PROFIT!

>you will never cum inside of a woman's vagina
>Not consensually at least
How do you control this feel?
It makes me feel violent.
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>>38195581
Your feelings are irrelevant, you're too much a pussy to act on them.

Girls reject you, often harshly because they know you're a bitch who can't do shit.
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>>38195581
>tfw had sex a tonne of times but never cum inside a girls vagina
I'm still a virgin right guys?
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>>38195581
I suppose it might bother me if I weren't regularly giving creampies to the women I date

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Super ebin ultra mega gooder edition deluxe!

I THINK I've finally done it, its taken a lot of time, a lot of deleted threads, and just straight fuckery; but, I think I've (we) done it.

Build you Waifu Anon, and make her well.
If you want

If you want a Husbando, see >>38195249
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>>38195448
List of "dere" types to use
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I'm going to not use any of my credits and instead kindly donate them all to the next anon
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>>38195501
A generous sacrifice

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How you been lads, I'm back from a vacation and taking orders. Share feels, have a few drinks.
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Hey barkeep, can I just have some water?
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>>38194851
I just want to escape my desire for women. I yearn for a relationship and yet can't bring myself to do the required work to achieve one (i.e get job, move away from mom, get friends/hobbies)

Is there a way to become completely disinterested in women? I don't have money, so I can't castrate myself safely
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I'm all agitated because I'm basically competing with my best friend for a girls attention right now, though I don't think he's taking it as seriously as I am. I'm going back and forth between thinking she's interested in me, or interested in him. They're going to be hanging out 1 on 1 soon, but from what I can tell it's not a date I think? Maybe I still have a chance? He's completely been cock blocking me though, and I hate it. I just want one dinner with her, and after that I'll be satisfied even if she doesn't want another one. But God damn, I just can't get her by herself.

Can I get a Dark and Stormy, a little light on the bitters please

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Do any femanons have fetishes for fat guys/fattening up guys?
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>>38194429
No. It's gross. I prefer a ripped Chad with a monster cock. If you're fat it tells me that you probably have a small dick, too
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>>38194429
anything over 20% body fat is barf material.
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best if they're chubby/fat or skinny and androgynous. muscular is fine to an extent, but looks like tumors and makes your head look stupid and tiny lmao.

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>tfw you ate weed brownies on the 4th of July and now you're getting drug tested

should i just kys myself now?
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>>38194287
Go to a headshop and buy fake piss my guy.
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>>38194287
Serves you right you fucking junkie.
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It depends what it's for. But your most likely pathetically rekt, kid.
Don't do drugs folks, you'll end up like this loser who can't control his habit

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Living here sucks, don't move here robots.
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>>38194230
Yeah especially NW FL. I'd love to live farther south
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>>38194230
i agree
total retirement community
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Miami sucks... I hate living here

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>16 has sex with a 16 year old and everything is ok
>20 year old has sex with 16 year old everyone breaks the seventh seal

WTF i hate america now!

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>>38194197
I'm 19 and told my brother I would date a 15 year old and he said I was a freak
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im 23
i fell for a 17 yearold
fuck my life.
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>>38194197
>>38194249
i unironically fucking hate the american people.

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Do you think your parents are proud of you?

>Work hard
>graduate college with little debt
>want to save up for grad school
>apply to become a jail guard since my degree is in pre law anyway
>Got the call today
>I start next week
>Call mommy
>"I got the job"
>Oh honey that's great, but what about law school or grad school
>"I still want to do that but I want to save up"
>Oh be better than a guard... your cousin...

Why do I even try???
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I sort of have the opposite effect. My family is constantly proud of me and expect amazing things, as if I'd be written in newspapers or some shit. I think I'm just mediocre as fuck and will probably be a dissapointment to everyone. I'll just probably cut all contact later on.
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I'm the example my aunts and uncles can point to and say "don't end up like anon, kids!"
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>>38193978
You should tell your dumb mom that if she wanted you to go straight to law school she should have not been a stupid poor pleb and saved up.

What the fuck is happening with Systemspace?
I signed up and now there's a timer and I'm scared.
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ITT: We predict what will happen.
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>>38193473
What if it's actually real but we've all just been treating it like a joke?
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It's not a joke. It's mentally ill people killing themselves. Fucking tragic, but why shouldn't they?

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>tfw have life threatening illness that is gradually getting worse over the next coming years
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What illness do you have, OP?
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hahaha you're sick hahaha
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>>38193354
Chronic asthmatic
>can't breathe and will only get worse
>struggling to move

It will get worse over the years and I am going to kill myself around 30 if it doesn't get any better


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