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Anonymous
2017-04-01 10:57:22 Post No.35956083
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What did you do today, /r9k/?

>slept until 1pm
>watched The Office for an hour
>caught up with a friend over the phone
>rode my motorcycle around
>went on a 6-mile hike on a nearby series of trail
>rode back home
>chilling out on the porch until it gets unreasonably chilly

>pic related - it's me on my porch

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:59:47 Post No.35956126
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Got up at 10am
Had breakfast
Played Horizon
Played Destiny with friend
Had dinner
Played Horizon
Gonna shower and sleep now at 1am

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:28:56 Post No.35956692
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>>35956083
>woke up at 11
>got out of bed at noon
>threw some food in slow cooker
>went back to bed and played my vita for an hour
>did some homework
>went to corner store and bought a soda
>came back and flipped between playing persona and shitposting while watching youtube
>ate some food
>started shitposting again
>opened this thread
Gonna watch some anime in a bit

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:36:50 Post No.35956850
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Went to work, finished early, now I'm answering pages and shitposting at the gym

Anonymous
2017-04-01 10:55:14 Post No.35956051
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:55:14 Post No. 35956051 [Report] [View this topic]

I fucking love being white.

And before you start no, i have no problems against other races.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:56:42 Post No.35956074
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What's the point of this thread?

Original photo

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:58:16 Post No.35956100
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>>35956074
We proudly admit we love being white. Non white robots can come and comment on why they love being their race.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:00:03 Post No.35956132
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:00:03 Post No.35956132 [Report]

Who wouldn't, being white is the Chad of races

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2017-04-01 10:55:09 Post No.35956050
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:55:09 Post No. 35956050 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey, I posted here last night about my sister (12f) mooning me while I was playing video game, then crying when I mooned her back.

It made me feel really self conscious about my ass. It must have really scared her.

I haven't seen her all day. I'm afraid she might be planning to moon me again, or the sight of my fat ass scared her too much to ever leave her room. I'm sad, guys.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:57:36 Post No.35956088
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:57:36 Post No.35956088 [Report]

You scared her off she's definitely not gonna do it again

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:57:42 Post No.35956092
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>>35956050
Smack her buns if she does it again
And lose some weight you fat fuck

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:58:04 Post No.35956097
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:58:04 Post No.35956097 [Report]

>TCH FUCKING WOMEN
>THEY CAN'T TAKE WHAT THEY DEAL
I'm giving you shit OP. I don't know what you're thinking. Except that your thoughts are autistic.

Anonymous
2017-04-01 10:50:43 Post No.35955961
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:50:43 Post No. 35955961 [Report] [View this topic]

Omegle r9k
It doesn't break any rules

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:54:35 Post No.35956036
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*reports*

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:45:56 Post No.35957007
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>>35955961
this guy acts like he has convos but actually doesn't
a male cuck version of eliza

Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:01:16 Post No.35957325
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>>35955961
qt. show benis desu :3

Anonymous
A GIRL SMILED AT ME 2017-04-01 10:49:39 Post No.35955947
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A GIRL SMILED AT ME Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:49:39 Post No. 35955947 [Report] [View this topic]

A girl on the bus today, she smiled at me. There was no mockery, just a happy warm smile. It was great.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:50:12 Post No.35955952
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>>35955947
Probably thought you were disabled

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:50:56 Post No.35955967
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:50:56 Post No.35955967 [Report]

How does it feel, knowing you might never see her again?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:51:06 Post No.35955970
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>>35955952
why cant you just let him enjoy it you dirty whore

Anonymous
2017-04-01 10:47:10 Post No.35955911
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:47:10 Post No. 35955911 [Report] [View this topic]

Pics that make you go "Hmmm" thread

Be sure to give it your very best Hmmm

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:51:46 Post No.35955985
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a hearty hmmmmm

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>>35955911
hmmm as in?

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Yummy abcess dressing

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2017-04-01 10:44:52 Post No.35955878
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:44:52 Post No. 35955878 [Report] [View this topic]

Tfw no belly gf Turbo HD Extreme Edition

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:51:46 Post No.35955983
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I agree

tfw no belly gf

How is everyone's Saturday so far?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:53:46 Post No.35956022
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bamping to keep the belly train going

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:59:36 Post No.35956118
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>Signalling to women that even if they are a disgusting landwhale, they will still be desired
>Wonder why women act so entitled
Really gets those neurons firing

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2017-04-01 10:41:54 Post No.35955823
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:41:54 Post No. 35955823 [Report] [View this topic]

/r9k/ transtrenders are more respectable than the politically agitating tumblr transtrenders

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:43:20 Post No.35955854
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>>35955823
reality check: you both are freaks in the eyes of everyone else so it doesn't matter who is worse

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Why can't we hate both?

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>tfw you will never violently batter the "man" in the OP until xe's a bloody paste on the ground

Anonymous
Tell me one thing that is wrong with Symmetra 2017-04-01 10:39:56 Post No.35955782
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Tell me one thing that is wrong with Symmetra Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:39:56 Post No. 35955782 [Report] [View this topic]

Protip. faggots: you can't

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:40:53 Post No.35955798
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>>35955782
she's a currymuncher

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:42:30 Post No.35955833
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>>35955782
shitty support with no healing.

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>>35955782
Shitskin with no healing in a horrible game made by cucks, get rekt OP you faggot

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:39:00 Post No. 35955761 [Report] [View this topic]

What are you listening to tonight, /r9k/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSUbcIEv3lE

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:44:34 Post No.35955874
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I actually prefer that to the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9PVGYf_haE

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:45:49 Post No.35955892
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>>35955761
Teeth - XXXTENTACION

hits close to home

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>>35955761
Breakbeat Hardcore, Jungle and Drum & Bass tapes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8BYjcHaKtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZRmsOjqMmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BETDPpZVfi8

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2017-04-01 10:38:47 Post No.35955754
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:38:47 Post No. 35955754 [Report] [View this topic]

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:45:23 Post No.35955885
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>>35955754
but anon, a trap with a girl is 25% gay, and 75% lesbian (also gay)
the only non-gay way to fap is to solo female

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:47:09 Post No.35955909
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>>35955885
solo female doesn't work either because the female may have male relatives

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:47:26 Post No.35955914
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:47:26 Post No.35955914 [Report]

>being this insecure about your porn preferences

Sexuality is fluid, fap to what you find attractive. What are you so worried about? God striking you down?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:38:18 Post No. 35955746 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no /can/ bf

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:06:21 Post No.35956251
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>>35955746
>tomoki.jpg
that's Tomoko you uneducated fuck

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:18:39 Post No.35956488
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:18:39 Post No.35956488 [Report]

>that feel when no cebruz bf

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>>35956251
don't argue with it, the only thing its feeble rotten mind can understand is "Cute boys" "sucking penis" "rejecting potential bfs when they try be his bf" and "more dicks"

Anonymous
>you will NEVER experience the golden age of Youtube Poop again 2017-04-01 10:36:57 Post No.35955715
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>you will NEVER experience the golden age of Youtube Poop again Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:36:57 Post No. 35955715 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94mMVTlMMOY

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:45:22 Post No.35955884
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>>35955715
Besides PINGAS, gay Luigi, and mah boi, ytp wasn't ever funny

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:46:29 Post No.35955899
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>>35955715

How very tragic.

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>>35955715

there was some good king of the hill ones

>DALLAS
>SALLAD

also some good scooby doo ones

>what I wanna know is where's the caveman....

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:34:55 Post No. 35955669 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey r9k, here's a good april fools joke:

You will have a gf soon!

LMFAO J/K faggots.

DAMN, FEELS GOOD BEING CHAD.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:37:09 Post No.35955721
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>>35955669
Why do Chads never go bald? Why do they have those ultra high T levels and at the same time have perfect boylike hairlines?

Why am I a balding chinlet with a 3 inch dick?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:39:59 Post No.35955785
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>>35955721
Genetic inferiority. Doesn't mean you can't be happy or make someone else happy. Play your cards right she could be really cute too

Haha you got me op!

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:41:03 Post No.35955802
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>>35955785
Ha ha you got me too

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:34:25 Post No. 35955663 [Report] [View this topic]

I would love to see 10,000 Hispanics in a cage, lowered into boiling oil. I would love to hear their screams, I would love to see all of their terrified faces.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:42:07 Post No.35955827
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10000 mexicans, 8 parents

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>>35955663
Yeah but that guys asian

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:44:35 Post No.35955876 [Report]

sounds fucking delicious

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