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Would you date a girl whose hobbies are knitting and reading classical literature?
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id make her my grandma rather than my gf.
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would she date a guy who's hobbies are lifting,weird gardening methods,and reading shit tier books?
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Yes. Deus Vult

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What the fuck is this video. They spend the entire 7 minutes mocking some poor guy who has autism who was desperately trying to be happy and finished with him in a depressed state.

Why does Buzzfeed think this is acceptable?

What do you guys think about it?
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>>37392461
waittt that right side is so fucking accurate. lol.

if you see this (you know who you are), right is you. damn. it's really sad and i hope one day you realize. peace. <3 :)
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>>37392461
Fuck off, go neck yourself, you're a nigger.
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>>37392461
Looks like I'm the definition of an alpha male

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I've got a question for you guys. I am going to (hopefully) get intimate with my boyfriend and I have a concern. I have a roast beef flap vagina. It isn't "used"- I was just born like that. What is your opinion on it? I'm worried what he will think
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It's ugly. There's my opinion on it.
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>>37392056
really? you gonna say that and post a pic of a damn sandwich?

but in regards to your question, your boyfriend will probably just be happy to be inside a pussy, I doubt he will care.
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It's ugly and there's nothing you can do about it. Hope he loves you.

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>people always find others to talk to on r9k
>no one ever wants to talk to me

i guess i was meant to be alone forever
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Alright, let's do this.
How permanent do you want this to be?
Friend for life or just the thread?

Also what's a good movie you've watched recently
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>>37391929
Oh yeah and if you don't reply after crying about people not paying attention to you I'm gonna be so mad I'll pull a columbine 2.0
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>>37391929
Actually yeah you want casual chat? I'll chat in my free time if so? Hobbies?

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>>37391070
give me ur skype of discord and i will be
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>>37392133
HOW THE FUCK DO I USE DISCORD??!
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>>37392133
HELP! I DONT KNOW HOW TO DICORD!!!!!!!!!!!

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Let's face it, as much as you claim to hate Stacies, those are pretty much the only type of girls you're interested in.

The 10/10 Victorias Secret Blonde hair Blue eyed supermodels.

But when it comes to dating someone who rides a bit outside of the mainstream you're not interested. You'd never chase some 8/10 goth when you could shoot for a 10/10 Stacy.

I bet you're honestly scared of dating someone from the goth counterculture. They're too weird, or they have too many piercings, or you prefer more buxom suntanned beauties, compared to pale dark haired girls.

Robots always have impossible standards. If they understood there were more types of girls that are worth pursuing, maybe they'd have a better shot of getting with them.
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Hot goths are basically stacies with special snowflake syndrome for fucks sake
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Nah it's cool, we can paint our nails black together.
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>>37390674
I guarantee she's never listened to a Bathory album. Woman only join sub-cultures for the fashion and statues, which is why dating girls who are unique is usually a mistake, as their uniqueness is not genuine.

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You MUST post in this thread if you have never kissed a member of the opposite sex in a romantic way.

Let's see who the true robots are.
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Romantic... what exactly do you mean?
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>>37390475
Checking in plox.
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>>37390494
Someone you were sexually attracted to.

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>Massage parlor that I went to got busted by the cops while I was inside

Fuck you guys, I thought it was foolproof
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>>37390192
Did you get arrested?
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>>37390239

Yes,and now my pic will be online, on the local newspaper, and billboard
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>>37390192
wait anon what did you get charged with?

also this is why i'm going to thailand. i already went to tijuana and it was a fuckin blast.

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No sluts or Stacies.
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I just ate 3 whole potatoes and steak. I feel so fat.
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>>37389483
That actually sounds really good. Do you like lots of fat on your steaks?
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lmao my flaps smell like when you leave a sandwich in the car overnight in summer, and it's only been a day since I showered

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post itt and ill tell you your future
or love future?
our just ramble about unrelated stuff

ALL FATES ARE RESHUFFLED
IS THAT THE WORD USED IDK
also its depression edition, i feel sad
also im gonna go real slow sorry for that

BEWARE
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sure, tell me mine pls
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Will I keep the weight off this time?

Pic for your trouble.
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>>37389342
Why are you feeling sad OP? Can you see your own future?

I'd like to know the future of my love life. I might be hanging out with her tomorrow, but she can occasionally bail.

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aka brit/pol/ edition
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How many days off can you have before you have to give in a sick note?

Just asking for a m8.
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>>37387522
Stop calling in sick you lazy git
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>>37387522
Depends on the job, professionals can get away with over a week off. Slaves probably very little.

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Please post your cute belly and thighs


Thanks
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All you're gonna find are fags posting their skelly belly. What exactly are you expecting?
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>>37387436
I don't mind. "Belly" might have been the wrong word. I just meant stomach (and thighs). I really enjoy how smooth they are
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Bump


Orginin

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Gf thread?
Always qt edition
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>>37386647
that gf looks boring
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I love to crush dreams, so, as someone who grew up in the rural Bible Belt, the conservative Christian girls were always the ones with multiple kids from several guts by the time they were 18.
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here's the template

burn in hell robot

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The Monolith arises from the ground before you. It vibrates and hums.
Ask it a question and it will give you an answer.

Reroll, and The Monolith will attempt to deceive you.
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>>37382265
You're a faggot.

originalogamo
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>>37382265
Will I become rich, Monolith
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>>37382265
will i get bombed when i visit london this week?

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Post your room /thread/
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>>37374330
Bumping: will take a picture of bedroom in a second
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>>37374330
get a fucking trashcan
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>>37374330
My room is somewhat oddly shaped. Should I just take a panorama, or take multiple images?~

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