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>>34842406
Aww happy birthday annon how old are you now

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can't post without a commetn

>>34842406
Happy Birthday lad original

If you are op id cuddle you.
And maybe several other lewd things....b-b-because valentines

>>34842289
where would be t he best place to get one
need one now

>>34842289
Who /stillhastheirteddybears/ here?

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I have no friends except two online friends and I live with my dad who I barely speak to. My only motivation being I don't want to disappoint him but that's not enough so I've pretty much given up. If I had no family at all I'd fucking end it.

>>34842046
Really not that big a deal
I'm 27, virgin, no friends or family
I go to work, work/drive my cars, shitpost a bit, read, work on my investment portfolio etc etc.

Meanwhile everyone I know who fell for the marriage meme is living in near poverty despite making middle class play, because their wife and kids are like leeches.
They wear timexs and drive old dodge caravans while I have a small luxury watch collection and I just bought a Subaru BRZ despite not needing a car.

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>>34842331
Where do you work? I'm in college at the moment but it's easy to lose sight of the goal at the end. It's really all so i never have to live with roommates again.

>>34841980
white horsey moves to h7.

then white queen to f8 or g7.

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>>34842024
Thats wrong. If you go knight h7 the black queen can simply go to h2, check your king and white can no longer checkmate in two moves and the puzzle will be wrong.

queen to h7. easy, next

>>34841709
omg u retard ur average stop being dum

Go post this on /b/. They have a huger audience and you will get more replies.

Or go on /soc/ and post a picture and they will be very kind to you.

This has no place on /r9k/

>>34841709
Hahahahaha you're the tiniest man who ever lived

>>34841704
I think 4-aco-DMT ruined psychedelics for me. Every time I've taken it, and I've taken LSD once after I ran out, my "trip" consists of me getting very confused, sweaty, and I start to feel like I'm dying

Bizarre. They used to be a lot of fun and now it just feels like my organs are having spasms

one time i took some edibles hoping they would help me with my IBS but i took too many and it made me feel like complete shit and i threw up a bunch. ruined my day. the next day i had a pretty nice, effort-free shit though. not sure if coincidence or not but i'm not too keen to try again.

>>34841742
Yeah I got really sweaty too. I think 4 aco dmt really speeds up your metabolism. Easier to take shits on it too.

No

blox4robut85

>>34841677
exactly the opposite in most cases, they likely view you as a non-sexually competitive male.

>>34841702
This, unless she's talking about kinks in a flirtatious way. She might be looking for a fling, then.

>>34841364
im definitely not going to explode inside a bottle

>>34841364
I'm going to have dinner with my waifu

>>34841364
Play for honor and jack off

>>34841279
oh another day my feelings are hurt

>>34841279
Poor dude. Textbook narcissism. Such delusions always lead to ruin.

>>34841392
He was probably a 6, too. Too bad he wanted to be a 12.

>>34841217
Why do you say this famalampai?

Been trying to decide between buying a vape or a bong for when I get my own place in a few months

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Hahahah duuuuude
Weed amirirtte?

>tfw have a vaporizer but prefer to smoke with the bong

I want to get lung cancer

Smug is the patrician choice

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>>34841142
Ara ara please.

>>34841142
I'll have one tomboy to go please.

>>34841069
thats a bad shop

Sarnigger of Cuckad.

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>>34841069
That is fuckng disgusting

>>34841058
Friday night, desu.

>>34841058
Friday evening desu

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>>34841058
I-i was p-pulled from my m ... moms v-vagina 22 years ag-go.

>fuck gf
>Chad can no longer find your virgin gf because she no longer exists

>>34840986
Why are chads arms so skinny?

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ooggjjaiinoriioriginlal

I needed serious mental health assistance but never got it because my parents just assumed it was a phase and that I'd eventually turn into a normalfag.

Now I've been NEET for nearly 15 years (dropped out of school at 16).

Funnily enough my parents are still hopeful that I can get my shit together. They're truly some of the most delusional people I've ever met. They refuse to acknowledge that their son just might be suffering some severe mental problems for nearly 2 decades now.

The way I live (no job, no friends, no social contact with outside world) has become almost normalized to them. Any other parents would have kicked me out, or at the very least had some kind of intervention.

>>34840817
yeha my parents have no idea i have or have ever had any mental health problems
whatsoever despite the months i spent as a shut in and after my brother offered me
a place to live i've started writing lists of things that are stopping me from getting a job
and being healthy and socially functional things like getting new clothes to apply for jobs
in, a haircut and i also have set myself a few things i want to do everyday and try to keep
myself busy now i also stretch a lot and there are only a few things i need to do to be fully job ready

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>>34840758
This was a result of luck and I have no endgame.