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>>38406905
You should yell Nigger to get fired

Go grope one of the girls.

>>38406905
N I G G E R F A G G O T

an orgiginginal post

>>38406886
I-I like to drink barboun and c-cola

>>38406886
its a bitch drink that usually only bitches drink

>>38406886
Hey OP, I am running to the store later, would you like me to pick up some tampons for your little bitch vagina since you're too drunk off your little bitch drink to go there yourself?

>>38406860
It's nothing specific or cool like playing piano, but I have a general talent for languages and reading. I could read books aloud when I was like 2, I was told I had the reading ability of a college undergrad in 2nd grade, and in general I read really quickly and really well.

I also have this thing where I see words when people talk, like closed captions, and that makes me very good at spelling, so I was in a bunch of spelling bees when I was a kid and actually made it onto TV a few times. I can also sight-read in multiple languages, including two dead ones.

It feels pretty neat.

I think I can draw at least on a decent level, when I was little people often said that I have a talent. Anyway I'm super insecure about showing my pictures to anyone now, because I don't belibe in myself... I feel likeI'm wasting my talent somehow.

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unironically, luck is the only thing I've ever had

I let fate carry me wherever and things always seem to work out decently enough in the end, even if I didn't put in much hard work. I also win most of the time in anything luck based. still I wish I knew how to work hard towards something, because the only people who really ascend high are the ones who work hard while having talent. having only one can make you successful though.

>memes
how to invalidate yourself as a conversationalist 101

20 bucks says OP is in high school

>>38406835
No, you did the wrong thing.
Why are you pursuing a relationship with normalfags?

>>38406777
I've visited every board at least once except /asp/, /qst/, and /z/

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>>>/vg/
>>>/o/
>>>/lit/
>>>/mlp/

I realize how much I have missed now

>>38406814
>never been to vg
how the fuck

>>38406731
Muscle weighs more than fat and is building up underneath your current fat while the fat being burned is leaving more space beneath your skin which has yet to retract.

All part of the process

>>38406731
Oh my fucking god just fast you fat fucker. Celery, water, vitamins and nutritional supplements. NOTHING ELSE. Deny yourself food until people can see you naked without vomiting.

>>38406731
Me too anon its hell

>>38406641
everyone already knows this.

>>38406641
That's not actually true though. Many women I've seen are feminists and they're beautiful, in relationships, and have jobs.

It's the radical ones and the ones who spend most of their time on political issues who are like that.

Reminder that the people who bitch and moan about le modern feminism are usually angry virgins themselves, just of the opposite gender.

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this coffee stinks!

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Woah there boss!
D-dont want to waste that coffee right?

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you spilt a little sir!

pls femannons give me more sound-clips of you talking to us as if were your bf, i lost my old ones and need more ;-;

>>38406540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ksmNcqp9jF

no voice but im really drunk and vocaroo sounds like shit with my mic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00dMUoUemS9

my wrist hurts

>>38406489
>and my balls are covered in fat
Are your balls bulletproof too? jeez, I don't think that's natural.

just wash bro

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Just stop being fat. You don't even have to do anything to lose weight. By doing nothing you're literally doing it.

>>38406481
Hi Daniel morcombe how are you today?

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>>38406486
I wouldnt know how hes doing considering hes deceased

This was that boy that was raped to death?

>>38406438
>lol just be a vagabond, you won't die being homeless

>>38406475
If you're a homeless bum who sleeps under a bridge and does nothing but drink all day, yeah, you die pretty quickly.

But if you're a sober traveller who's almost always on the move, then it's perfectly fine and fun.

I'm a NEET because I don't like moving. I couldn't give less of a fuck about the world.

>>38406423
You an dress em up and teach em table manners but chavs will always be chavs.

>>38406423
nice couple going out to prom, what am i supposed to think???

What kind of DMT did he slip in her drink

>>38406375
>she
>girl (male)

I recommend suicide

Anon you fool. What would your parents say? You should sooner die a virgin than bring such dishonor to your family by involving yourself with such degeneracy.

She is taken, sadly. Best not to interfere with her relationship. But don't be concerned with "being gay". You are what you are. You're not gay for being interested in a girl. That's all she is. A girl.

>>38406426
>>>/pol/
fuck off

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>>38406373
don't mind these ebil cucked zhang :-DDD faggots, 98% of them are larping

>>38406478
*shits fedora*

The hypocrisy drives me mad! One person says one thing, and another person says something else. Why is this!?