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>tfw chat with boy from here for a few months
>he starts getting super flirty and his face/body are kinda hot
>send him lewd pics of my butt
>he's super attracted
>sends me a pic of his hard dick
>it's 5 inches MAX, thin and cute with a scar
fucking dicklets
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>>38744756
meant to say cut, not cute, its super veiny and gross
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It's not my fault my dick is small
Maybe if you'd let me fuck you you'd see that it's not that bad
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>>38744756
someone actually likes you and you are complaining because they have an average sized dick? fuck you
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i want to head pat a girl!!!
Have you ever done it?
If yes...
How it feels?
Females like it?
>inb4 loser
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If they get headpatted by one of us, i dont think they would like it
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>>38744729
They dont really like it , or they just think its weird. Tried with a coworker , my sister , a younger cousin and my gf, the reaction was pretty much the same
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>>38744729
>tfw did that regularly to a girl I called "Kiddo" because she was a short qt
>tfw she became an SJW cunt
There's probably no correlation but it's funny to think those things happened in that order
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Wat do with a prostitute other than penetration?
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worship her original feet
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Literally anything. I want to pay a hooker to shit post with me.
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>>38744619
Repeated enemas with oatmeal, finishing up with heavy anal fisting*
* This is a true story told to me by a prostitute friend of mine
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>Cousin invited me to his wedding
WTF?
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>>38744610
Hit the bar and QT girls.
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wedding are fun bro get trashed on somebody else's dime and just hang out
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>>38744610
Are you going to go there? Never been to a wedding but I imagine it would be terrible
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>functioning autist
>above-average mathematical skills, total failure in Normie social terms
>seek support from psychotherapist, just to have someone to talk to
>psychotherapist is Normie incarnate
>seems to have stopped questioning himself and the world by the age of 20
>pretends to see through me 100%
>belittles me when he doesn't understand one of my questions
What a colossal waste of money.
Anyone else who encountered useless psychotherapists?
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i've been to three. the first two just wanted me on meds, the third was just telling me obvious stuff. psychology really is just a meme.
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i find the act of going to a psychotherapist and actually expecting help bizarre.
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just ask for a referral from him, even if you don't get a good replacement he'll know you DUMPED him and have to deal with it on some level
bretty sure he's legally obliged to comply
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>no bIack guys
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Hookers are picky man when it comes to who they fuck, its tough,
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>>38744588
I never bother with that for that reason.
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>>38744733
Nice work, pal.
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>tfw im literally the only homosexual that isn't a size queen
>im also the only one that can feel love
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I have been looking for a bf who wants a real relationship for a while now. Seems like people only want causal sex or they are NEETs who want another parent. I know your feel :(
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>>38744516
Get the fuck outta here you arent that speciali
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>>38744645
shhh he's asking for a bf, this could be my chance
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>go gay
>go on craigslist and find a place that in exchange of rent I jerk off my roommate.
>place has jacuzzi huge room and everything is fancy.
>go to LGBT community and find countless people who want to be my bf/gf and have sex with me
>had my first threesome within the first month of going gay
>already had sex with 20 people and its only been 7 weeks :>
>Currently in a poly relationship where my boyfriend buys me stuff for me
Why aren't you gay yet?
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Sounds great, until your ass starts leaking.
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>>38744472
Enjoy your Oregonian AIDS.
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>>38744472
>be gay
>shit my pants randomly
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>tfw chibi got to be a chad
>i still sit lonely at home trying to chat up "girls" online
>i will never have a girlfriend
>i will die lonely while chibi pumps his girlfriend full of his cum
>a fucking autistic speedrunner became chad in just a few years
should i literally just kill myself? iam actually serious i dont think its worth anymore but i dont wanna be a frank grimmes type of guy who just looks at other peoples achievements
but seriously did he just get the girl because of his reputation? is that why people like DSP and boogie got girlfriends? should i start speedrunning and do alot of cringy shit in front of the camera to get a girl? iam 100% legit asking this
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holy fucking shit just looked trough another pic he uploaded on his twitter
i want to fucking die this would be my fucking dream come true
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>>38744261
His mom looks pretty good in that pic
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>>38744302
>the secret to vagina is paper mario speedrunning
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Tfw no kurisu gf
Pls kill me
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>tfw no bf to discuss computational neuroscience with
why live
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>>38744557
>tfw no genius gf to construct a time machine with
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>>38744228
get rich and then just get a rando girl to cosplay as her all the time
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wtf is this shit
I seriously don't get it
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...A shitty joke and a bad comic?
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>>38744108
I didn't expect to enjoy this at all, but it got a chuckle out of me
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I laughed at how terrible it is. Not only is the """""""""comedy""""""""" nonexistent but the art looks good so someone actually sat down and worked on this piece of dog shit for hours. HOURS of time wasted on this. That, my friend, is the true punchline here.
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> be me
> normie dad really into goy of thrones
> cant watch with him
> lots of sex scenes
> lost weight but still a celibate loser
> cant watch porn because cry
anybody else know this feel ?
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>>38744100
I usually tab out of the player when there is a sex/kissing scene or any scene where the characters display affection towards each other.
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>>38744100
Whats with the edgy hate of game of thrones in this board anyway?
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>>38744144
its common place that anything normies enjoy in mass numbers is shit nobody wants to admit it but because most of us feel cheated by society we hate what everybody else likes its pretty common place here
who here /self hating pedo/?
They say that little girls are prime and I should be happy, but this feels like a nightmare. I feel like I'm not even human anymore
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Hello FBI, I'm not from the US so you'll have a harder time finding me.
I don't hate myself for the things I like. Over time I've come to accept the things that I liked but couldn't appreciate fully out of shame. There's literally nothing to think about besides your well being and being careful not to be found out by amyone. It's the way to live.
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>you will never have a qt daughter to protect from pedos
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>>38744072
You were born a scumbag. I recommend ending it
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>Animal cruelty is a class A felony.
>Killing a stray cat that hunt our natural bird species will land me in jail
These fucking cats live under my god damn house what the fuck ami I suppose to do. I just saw them kill a baby chachalaca. Fucking fur fags I want to kill every fucking stray cat that lives under my house. Killing the damn cats will be mercy. Have you ever seen a grown stray cat? Theyre all cut up and infected with diseases. Such a ridiculous law. We are hunters for fuck.
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>>38744057
So just kill them with a pellet gun or a crossbow and get dispose of the fucking body. What the fuck is so hard?
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So don't kill them. Live trap them, take them out in the woods, and drop the trap in a creek for 10 minutes.
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>>38744057
call animal control or something?
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>too smart to enjoy hip hop besides DOOM and tyler the creator
>became negroid outcast due to this
How the fuck do you cope, robots?
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Rise above the nigger conditioning and become a successful individual.
Can you give me a reason why NOT to do this?
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>>38744024
Death Grips is a billion times better than doom or tyler. Get some taste you nignog.
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