>listening to music
>silence before songs brings
>loud BUM BUM by the drums
>shit my pants I thought it was a gunshot
>jump up and hit my head against the table (I was under it)
>head is bleeding and I almost passed out cause I hit the edge
How has your day gone anons mine could've been better
>It is thus thought that 777 is a magical number that may appear in your life at one time or the other to bring comfort to you and your loved ones as well as assure you that you're being watched over by your guardian angels. In addition, this triple number appears to those that are desperately trying to control things in their life for fear of their life falling apart at any moment. This number combination brings a certain level of comfort as well as reassurance that everything will be just fine.
>tfw shitskin 3rd world jew
You ain't a robot if you're white
>tfw chat with boy from here for a few months
>he starts getting super flirty and his face/body are kinda hot
>send him lewd pics of my butt
>he's super attracted
>sends me a pic of his hard dick
>it's 5 inches MAX, thin and cute with a scar
i want to head pat a girl!!!
Have you ever done it?
How it feels?
Females like it?
>tfw did that regularly to a girl I called "Kiddo" because she was a short qt
>tfw she became an SJW cunt
There's probably no correlation but it's funny to think those things happened in that order
Wat do with a prostitute other than penetration?
>Cousin invited me to his wedding
>above-average mathematical skills, total failure in Normie social terms
>seek support from psychotherapist, just to have someone to talk to
>psychotherapist is Normie incarnate
>seems to have stopped questioning himself and the world by the age of 20
>pretends to see through me 100%
>belittles me when he doesn't understand one of my questions
What a colossal waste of money.
Anyone else who encountered useless psychotherapists?
>no bIack guys
I never bother with that for that reason.
>tfw im literally the only homosexual that isn't a size queen
>im also the only one that can feel love
Get the fuck outta here you arent that speciali
>go on craigslist and find a place that in exchange of rent I jerk off my roommate.
>place has jacuzzi huge room and everything is fancy.
>go to LGBT community and find countless people who want to be my bf/gf and have sex with me
>had my first threesome within the first month of going gay
>already had sex with 20 people and its only been 7 weeks :>
>Currently in a poly relationship where my boyfriend buys me stuff for me
Why aren't you gay yet?
>tfw chibi got to be a chad
>i still sit lonely at home trying to chat up "girls" online
>i will never have a girlfriend
>i will die lonely while chibi pumps his girlfriend full of his cum
>a fucking autistic speedrunner became chad in just a few years
should i literally just kill myself? iam actually serious i dont think its worth anymore but i dont wanna be a frank grimmes type of guy who just looks at other peoples achievements
but seriously did he just get the girl because of his reputation? is that why people like DSP and boogie got girlfriends? should i start speedrunning and do alot of cringy shit in front of the camera to get a girl? iam 100% legit asking this
holy fucking shit just looked trough another pic he uploaded on his twitter
i want to fucking die this would be my fucking dream come true
Tfw no kurisu gf
Pls kill me
>tfw no bf to discuss computational neuroscience with
>tfw no genius gf to construct a time machine with
wtf is this shit
I seriously don't get it
I laughed at how terrible it is. Not only is the """""""""comedy""""""""" nonexistent but the art looks good so someone actually sat down and worked on this piece of dog shit for hours. HOURS of time wasted on this. That, my friend, is the true punchline here.
> be me
> normie dad really into goy of thrones
> cant watch with him
> lots of sex scenes
> lost weight but still a celibate loser
> cant watch porn because cry
anybody else know this feel ?
its common place that anything normies enjoy in mass numbers is shit nobody wants to admit it but because most of us feel cheated by society we hate what everybody else likes its pretty common place here
who here /self hating pedo/?
They say that little girls are prime and I should be happy, but this feels like a nightmare. I feel like I'm not even human anymore
Hello FBI, I'm not from the US so you'll have a harder time finding me.
I don't hate myself for the things I like. Over time I've come to accept the things that I liked but couldn't appreciate fully out of shame. There's literally nothing to think about besides your well being and being careful not to be found out by amyone. It's the way to live.