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>I know that you're embarrassed about my past, but I'm with you now anon! The past shouldn't matter! I'm not proud of what I've done but there isn't anything either of us can do about it now. I've put all that behind me and I want to settle down with someone who I love. Yes, you, silly! Now come to bed so we can cuddle
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>>35541119
What's it with you permavirgin types and other people's sexual histories?
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>>35541119
Tfw stuck with a used up, diseased slut that sucks your bank account dry.
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>there isnt anything we can do about it
Kek maybe for yo
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Do you have an internet friend, /r9k/?
How far are you away from them?
What's the time difference?
Do you ever think you will meet them?
I do, and I gothera matching friendship bracelet with me forherbirthday.
Pic unrelatedon a sidenote, it's nice having a female friend you don't wanna date so they can give you women advice
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>>35541117
Know a fag from Estonia, which means like 750km away. I think he hates me but it doesn't matter because I already hate myself. He's 3 years older than me, which is helpful in school.
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>>35542297
I love my internet friends!:3
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>5000 mile distance
>8 hour time difference
>will probably never break the distance
End me.
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Corean in the US does porn, find God, joins clergy 2017-03-15 01:12:00 Post No.35541102
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Corean in the US does porn, find God, joins clergy
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http://www.xvideos.com/video3770260/american_korean_student
>in many ways I dread self-reflection
What did she mean by this?
R8
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Holy fuck :-D
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They don't really look like the same person
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Corean church is mostly just a matchmaking service with worship.
They usually have good praise segments followed by a long and boring sermon.
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>Good morning, anon. Made a drink for ya.
>Last night was pretty fun, huh? Wanna do it again?
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>>35541063
Sounds good. That nipple ring has to go though.
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>*unzips AUG3*
nothin personal fag
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>>35541092
>No, I don' t want your weak ass coffee.
>Ye, you have to get rid of nip ring.
>How's your sissy asshole doing today?
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I live in greece.
I didn't finish school. Broke down mentally during middle school third year exams.
I'm 21 and morbidly obese.
I have to lose 100kg. I plan to do that in 2 years and fix my mind with therapy during those 2 years too.
I'm 21, I'll be 23 when that's done.
Now then, I have two choices.
Number 1: Go back to school and finish it (I don't even know how this fucking works or if it's possible, I'll have to look into it) with 15-16 years olds while I'm 23 and then go from there.
Number 2: Collect 400 euros a month disability bux and more money from renting houses/apartments I own.
What do I do? Number 1 is "safer" because I'll have a steady income and a know how to do a job or maybe even get the fuck out of this shithole if I'm good enough. Number 2 is easier but risky. Houses/apartments may stay empty for months etc leaving me with 400 euros a month and whatever I have saved. Not to mention, with the way things are going here, those 400 euros might soon be even less. What do?
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>>35541032
this image is the profile picture of a soundcloud account I followed, I have never seen it anywhere else before. are you Daerokos?
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>>35541073
No, I found it yesterday on here.
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>>35541073
Stop being so dumb
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How much does the idea that you're going to die bother you?
If there's nothing after death and you won't be able to feel it, then what's the problem?
Edgelords "hurr I wish I was dead, death can't come soon enough" can stay away
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It comforts me actually. If there was no death all my fuckups would remain forever.
It's not like they will unhappen if I die, but at least it wont matter to me anymore.
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sometimes it just hits me that I'm alive, and I will die someday. makes me scared that I'm gonna spend my whole life being a scared virgin
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>>35540977
Well in a sense they will be undone. As you cease to live your universe pretty much stops existing
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>Born too late to be a executioner
>Born too late to be a crusader
>Born too late to be a inquisitor
Why even live?
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>>35540943
Born just at the right time to be a cleanser of the upcoming race war.
Trust me, you won't regret it.
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>>35540943
depends, how white are you mate?
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>>35540958
Drumpfkins NEED to get off my board NOW
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Its sad how the internet turned all of you into nihilists.
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>>35540929
>implying i wasnt a nihilist in the first place
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The internet was a mistake
Does not surprise me it's not original
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>>35540945
Nihilism doesn't hold you accountable. At least with other religions if you do something bad, then something bad will happen to you.
It falls in line with anti-authoritarianism and anarchy. That whole "no masters" kinda thing.
But society was built by having codes, and rules, it wasn't built by anarchy.
Why do lesbians have more orgasms than straight women if dick size is so important?
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>>35540898
because girls know how to get girls off? like how gays know how to get men off?
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>>35540898
>Why do lesbians like about having orgasms in an attempt to make their unnatural behavior seem justificated?
Fixed
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>>35540953
>he fell for the gay men give more pleasure to other men meme
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>tfw have to get a physical today
I want to die.
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>>35540789
I hope the doctor is attractive and you get a raging erection and you knock something over accidentally
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>>35540789
By getting physical do mean move more than 3 feet from where you woke? If yes you should probably try being less of a pussy.
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That sucks dude, I hope it goes well.
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T I N D E R. S E X. T I N D E R. S E X. T I N D E R. S E X. 2017-03-15 12:35:15 Post No.35540780
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T I N D E R. S E X. T I N D E R. S E X. T I N D E R. S E X.
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Why aren't you using Tinder to get laid this weekend????
So ez
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Why does this thread get spammed every day?
There are two responses
1. People who are too scared to even try
2. People who have tried it and are hopelessly bad at it.
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>>35540780
This thread again...
This thread is not oregano
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>>35540812
sone people do have success, just be urself
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Why are girls so soft?
I had a pseudo date with a girl
She came to my place, after getting a little bit diddly, she hugged me.
She's short, around 5'1, a little chubby and has tits
Her tits were just softy pillows and her body was like that too. And her hair smelled something fruity.
Why can girls being cute even if they're chubby and males with a little of fat just look like gelatin bloated monsters..
Dubs and I'll post full story :^)
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>>35540769
Fuck off you attention whoring, normie cunt.
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>>35540769
Maybe you just have heterosexual biases
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Because girls are made to be attractive to us you doofus
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How do I convince her to let me stay the night at her place after the party?
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>>35540598
If you have to do some serious convincing, you're already going nowhere. If a girl is into you, she'll gladly offer you a spot on her "couch".
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>>35540598
Shave her arms.
originallllllllllllll
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>>35540629
>Girl invites me to stay at her place for the night after hanging out
>Don't wanna share a bed or sleep on a couch
>Go home and sleep in my comfy bed
>This has happened at least 5 times
Fucking roasties aren't gonna trick me into getting bed bugs or lice or something!
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Just looked in the mirror and realized my entire body is out of alignment.
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>>35540531
You could probably get it adjusted at an autoshop. Shouldn't be too expensive.
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My face is a bit asymmetrical. I had a wrestling injury in highschool that created a lump of scar tissue in my right brow, resulting in a very slight effect of making my eye appear more narrow. I also have a one-inch scar below my lip that tilts to the right and my right cheek muscles AR bigger because I chew exclusively on that side due to a bad filling on the left side. The overall effect is not freakish but it's noticable to careful observers.
I don't really care, though. I feel anything I think it adds character, and besides, I'm far to busy worrying about more important things.
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>>35540531
>tfw one weird droopy eye like I've had a stroke
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What do robots think of the early 2000s?
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I liked the 9/11 thing, everyone was so shocked, uncertainty all around, people discussing theories. Being 10 at that time I felt like the world eas very interesting.
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>>35540527
Also here's my actual image because this site is still a glitchy mess.
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>>35540527
counter strike was good