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>>38389412
Because my penis is 5 inches. If I had a monster dick, I would advertise it to the world and get all the yummy thickums

>>38389412
>implying I'm not afraid of all women

>>38389444
I have a big dick. Advertising it isn't as easy as it seems.

>>38389385
Where do I get a bbc bf?

He looks to old . no thank tou

>>38389509
You're the op
And that penis is small as fuck

MATKI

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>>38389381
>Hey anon, I'm ready to settle down with you :)- 1 post shown.
sorry i'm already married to my waifu

That's great honey - have you signed the adoption papers? I'm sure lovely Tyronia will find a loving home.

>lo, it's just sex it's not a big deal
>rape is one of the worst things that can happen
Pick one, women.

>>38389319
>i mean, you have been a slut all your life anyways
Only for Chad bb

>>38389319
>>38389335
So I guess you two would be perfectly fine with Tyrone and his buddies holding you at gunpoint and tearing your asshole

I mean it's just sex right

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>tfw no el dorado bf

>>38389266
Theres a clothing kibe called junzi

What does junzi mean op

>>38389246
>ok maybe indians but no one else
Indians aren't white gffo you curry nigger

>>38389246
Feather or dot Indians? Honestly either one I think works.

Also, can we completely exclude Hispanics? They're usually full of themselves and smell far worse than either type of Indian IMO

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>>38389246
I am mixed. White mother, black father. My skin color is white.
Am i allowed, Anon-kun?

Yea, no kidding. Irritating, eh?

Also, just because you have no friends and don't socialize, that doesn't make you a NEET.

!!!!! NEET status has NOTHING to do with your social or mental situation !!!!!

get rich products of fax machines

Wait, when has a wagie ever claimed to be a NEET? Don't they despise and resent NEETdom?

Everyone has regrets and this regret will definitely NOT be your only one in life.

The only thing you can do is go forward and do what you want to do.

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>>38389185
Get high, you wasted three years as a neet. It's better than going into '"higher"' education

Whats the point in anything anyway? We are all just rotting away. I'd rather just live in the moment and do all the NEET things than waste my limited time here on stupid stuff like work.

Obviously caveman, chibi is a hardcore autistic neet master

He held a fucking e-funeral service for a Nintendo CEO and then sang

>>38389184
Chibi invited himself on the couch and made a ton of stupid fucking jokes while Caveman tried to make him stop by not following up on them.

Chibi is subhuman, just see his videos

>>38389184
>Chibi's autism clouded his social awareness and judgment
Sure he may have been annoying but he seemed like a genuine and friendly person. I'd much rather hang around with him than with Caveman.

>>38389182

First for all the sluts in UK

This is thread has been designated as: reporting Ebin to the DWP edition. Or another way in which we can ruin Ebins life edition.

Thank you.

The next poster's daughter will get Rotherham'd and have a brown baby at 13.

How the fuck do they get such full facial hair??

oregon

>>38389157
>tfw no quality threads
remember, report and /sage/

Why do he wear a superman shirt do he think hes some kind of superhuman?

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>>38389117
I wasn't strong enough to handle it.

>>38389117
She was a freeloading piece of a shit and a bitch to all my friends so I dropped her. Admittedly took longer than I wanted to do it because her friend killed himself and I felt bad.

>last relationship
>relationship
What?

>>38389104
Easy goku. He's got the edge in speed and formal training, and doesn't need sunlight. Also gets more powerful if you don't quite kill him.

Neither
Originahlol

I'd go with the Hulk, in an original way.

Anime gokus look like nancy boys.

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I think you have to be somewhat detached when dealing with woman, they are heartless when it comes to trading bfs for newer better models. Always know it can end any day so just enjoy it while it last.

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"Seeing the pained expression on him, Love explained: 'I am very foolis, and was never kind to you, nor friendly. I never cared for your great thoughts, or for what was good in you, but perplexed you by leading you up and down the perilous marshes of life. And I was so heartless that, had you perished where I led you, it would have been nought to me, and I only stayed with you because you were good to play with.

'And I am cruel. Because I am so small my strength has been concealed from you, and the evil that I have done. But my power is great, and I have used it unjustly. Often I pushed you from the causeway through the marshes, and cared not if you drowned. Often I mocked you, and caused others to mock you. And often I led you among those that hated you, and laughed when they revenged themselves upon you.

'So do not idealize me, for there is no kindness in met, but only murder and foolishness, and I am no companion for one so wise as you, but am so frivolous and silly that I laughed at your noble dreams and hindered all your deeds.'

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>>38389040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-6ChAKBV4

Loves to fuck
Loves to game
Loves to smoke
Works full time
Works out

>>38389011
Yes desu. I hate docile people

anime is fucking gay as fuck