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draw your oneitis/waifu

pic related is mine
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?

sdafsd
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>>35278229
she is a top qt. very nice dainty hands
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>>35278126
I cant draw :(


or make an original comment

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>Be me.
>Settling down to sleep, comfy, decide to check Tinder on a whim.
>Matched with a girl nearby.
>Suggests going for a drink tomorrow. I accept.
>...invites me to her place, as she is in bed.
>Too comfy and tired, but looking forwards to the drink.
>Not really looking forwards to the drink. Might just unmatch and surf the bed in my bathrobe.

What the fuckity fuck is wrong with me? She is a good looking girl, younger than me by a few years, and pretty much invited me over for a booty call. If we go out for a drink, that in mind, the chances of getting lucky are good. The best bit is, unless this is her method of serious dating, chances are it's just a fun hookup.

But I can't summon up the motivation for it to seem like a better option than staying at home. Something has to be fundamentally broken inside me. I'm also fully aware that some people would literally stab me and wear my face for this opportunity.

>I posted a while back, about having never fallen in love, or even being able to hold interest in a relationship.
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>>35278068
You faggot get over there and fuck her brains out.
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>>35278068
being offered sex by some rando whore sets off alram bells. like theres AIDS, HERPES, or something else hiding nearby
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>>35278098

It's morning now, I just have to decide if I'm going out or not.

>>35278101

True, though that stuff isn't as prolific around here, it's a quiet area, and if anything was a bit funky I can always abort. It's more a question of why I can't summon up any interest.

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WHY CAN'T I DELETE MY OWN THREAD JUST BECAUSE IT'S OLD I CAN'T MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE IF THERE'S A POSSIBILITY OF GETTING MORE (You)s REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35278024
hey! I feel like maybe Im shadowbanned.

Give me a you!
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>>35278047
I don't think 4ailchan has spoopy shadow bans.
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>>35278084
Thanks. I hadnt gotten a you in awhile. now i feel better. im so paranoid lately.

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Hello fellow bots. It seems it's impossible for me to sleep. I've been sleeping for only 3 hours the last 5 days. I feel like shit. I'm always tired, sleepy, but can't fucking sleep. And when I do sleep, I wake up 1 hour later.

Help, I want my life back.
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>>35278006
it sounds like you fucked up your sleep cycle.
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>>35278006
Do you spend a lot of day time hours in your bedroom?
Do you eat properly?
Do you exercise?
Sleep distortions are 80% of the time a symptom of other things in your life not going well.
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I fucked my sleeping schedule too anon.
Feels bad man

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So Alex Layko got a gf.

What are your excuses now?
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>>35277937
Who? Originally unoriginal.
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>>35277937
>So Alex Layko got a gf.
prove it
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>>35277947
>>35277944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFp6gTsvig

He got a gf but he dumped her because she was alcoholic.

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Humanity should not attempt to create powerful artificial intelligence. Or attempt to merge our minds with machines. This path leads to the extinction of the human race.

The path towards A.I. is the inward path. It is the acceptance of ourselves as meaningless biological machines that must be put away in tidy order. All thoughts organized and filed. Controlled. Controlled towards atrophy.

The only path for humanity is the one that leads to the heavens. The stars and the planets that surround them. Only by exploring the universe can we keep the light within us burning. Only by spreading in all directions and evolving along separate paths can we create a future for ourselves that does not end in atrophy. Where we may discover how to ascend without giving up what makes us "us".

Do not fall for the A.I. lie
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>>35277876
AI is the next step to human evolution. Stay cucked human.
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>>35277911
ai is the next step to nonsentient iphone factories and being unable to tell whether you're talking to a person or a meme. eat a dick
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>>35277911
A.I. is a step backwards, you fool. A.I. is the compression of humanity into a form that is immutable and unchanging. The further we explore it the greater the chance becomes that we will lose all drive to continue our rebellion against the demi urge and become dumb objects within its framework.

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How much should I save up to leave my shitty small town for Atlanta?
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>atlanta
>one of the shittiest places in the u.s.
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>>35277856
>it's another anon wants to move to the big city thread again.

So sick of seeing these.
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You have to do the math. How much is a room mate situation going to cost? How about food and transport?

Get together at least 3 months of expenses, I'd say

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how different is college from high school? im a senior and im hoping that i can shed my autism and actually make friends/talk to girls etc etc by the time i go to college
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>>35277640
>tumblr
>senior
>autist
>friends
>girls
>college
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>>35277640
>how different is college from high school
Depends on college.

If you want to meet women, don't go for engineering.
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>>35277640

i remember thinking the same

good luck

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HELLO, IS SUICIDE HOTLINE?

YES IM A RETART
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>>35277579
>Oh, it's you again. Still around? I really thought you would've done it by now.
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>>35277732
I CAB'T GET TEH CAP OF!!
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>>35277776
juz bwe yrslev

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>2:xx am
>home alone because bf's temporary veteran housing has curfew and he works early
>feeding morbid curiosities
>2spoopy4me
>live on third floor of secure building with steel doors and Medico locks
>condo front door can't be opened without a ton of noise because the locksmith this place uses doesn't even have a procedure for the lock I've installed
>but someone could come crashing through my bedroom window or balcony door at any time
>I know this because siding cleaner is able to just show up on balcony without any notice
>that business uses a fucking gmail address
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No, OP. It's just me. I felt like hanging out.
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>>35277584
Cool. Want to come in and play some dual monitor splitscreen rocket league? Or relax with something more passive like a movie? I'll make you a vegan whole foods chocolate frosty. Got four gallons of frozen bananas, produced by Guatemalan virtual slave labor. They were at a steep discount for being ripe.
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>>35277618
I'm probably not good at Rocket League, but sure. As long as I can taste the tears in the bananas.

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The faggots on this board are constantly trying to make you hate women so you'll turn to their degeneracy.
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>>35277480
Its not degeneracy, its called boipussy NTR
-Roblox
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>>35277510
>"boipussy"
>dodging the robot
You are the cancer of this board.
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>>35277510
IS Roblox a new trip? I really hope someone doesn't damage the name of the best game here.

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Tyrone has called a meme jihad!
Will /robots/ join the fight by our side?
>normies get out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcxal9VAFww
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>Using screencast
>I-I'm not an normie
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That "REEEEEE"" at the end was so invigorating.
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https://youtu.be/Kf4rk8Lz5xY
I will never not like Tyrone

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Discounting the fact that they got laid, which of these four seemed the most robot?
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>>35277372
George Harrison I'd say
>I got my eyes set on you
>but it's going to take money
>a whole lot of spending money
>to get it done right
red pilled desu
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>suitcase full of Heinz beans
Ringo.
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Undoubtedly Ringo. He was the butt of every joke and his role in Yellow Submarine was that of the sad loner who is bored with his bland life.

George for class second, though.

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>message my former oneitis, apologize for behaviour during High School years, not expecting a response
>she responds, forgives me
>can already feel my heart yawning open once again, just from one little response, even though I know that we are polar opposites and my caustic shit would just drag her down again and again

One little kindness is all it takes, and I'm thrust right back into a myriad of difficult emotions that I never wanted to have to go through again.
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You need to learn to forgive yourself anon. You need to let go.
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Yeah fuck that anon. It's my oneitis birthday tomorrow, I don't even know if I should text her. We don't really talk anymore.
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>>35277368
That was what this message was supposed to be in aid of. But after 5 or so years of shutting myself inside and avoiding contact, it's had the opposite effect. I'm 23, and my most pertinent fears and anxieties still revolve around events that occurred when I was fucking 16.

>>35277393
My advice is to just cut it off completely. The longer you hold on, the longer you'll hurt. Suppose I should take my own advice, shouldn't I?

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>on college campus for a total of two months
>wake up 2 hours after my morning class
>missed the quiz and grade is looking sour
>godfuckingdamnit.jpg
>roommate walks in stoned
>is surprised because I'm almost never in the room unless asleep
>we have nearly never hung out before this moment
>we talk for a bit about school and stuff
>we share a mutual interest in writing and theater
>asks if I'd like to smoke a little
>never tried it before but I guess now's the time
>coughing into oblivion
>proceed to binge three seasons of Archer with the guy
>dude's pretty cool
>asks if I'd like to hang with his frat brothers
>I smoke a gram
>brothers are impressed
>wander back to my room and see cute girl from orientation
>start flirting with her
>go back to her room
>shit's getting heavy
>this is it finally
>this is my moment
>catch a glance at myself in mirror
>I look like a kid again and 8th grade was just yesterday
>old insecurities come back
>I tell her I can't and go back to my room
>start sobbing uncontrollably
>turn on shower and lock myself in bathroom
>at some point pass out on the floor
>wake up to university staff opening up the bathroom to check if I had killed myself
>entire dorm building hears about it
>girl feels responsible
>parents hear about it
>they feel responsible
>friends and old acquaintances send me messages of support and parents pull me out of college
>can't look anyone in the eye
>parents consider therapist

TL;DR

I got high for the first time, and as a result, cucked myself out of losing my virginity and had my stupid ass pulled out of college until my parents think I'm ready.

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Such a stupid story. You interact with others and people care for you. I'm not impressed by you or the trash around you
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You think I don't know that this was all my fault? You hear people talk about how kids make mistakes that ruin their lives and you never think that you could be a part of that group. I didn't think a one-time thing was going to change my entire life.
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>>35277441
That shit sounds made up stop shitting us,except the old insecurities thing , I get that shit too

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