I can't even get one girlfriend
and people got, like
I JUST WANT ONE
They don't have 5 girlfriends they have 5 bitches.
A bitch is someone you just fuck but a girlfriend is someone that actually understands you and loves you (and wants to fuck you romantically)
Do I have one hell of a greentext for you
>Decide to go catch the bus
>Thinking minding my business
>Some old guy sits behind me, he smells of cracked skin and broken corn.
>Whistling a whistled tune if days in the past long gone.
>As i sat there listening to the jaunty tune of disappointed redemption that was when i noticed someone sat next to me... My god i thought to myself is she the one?
>That was when i first saw ""her" as i didn't know the name
Most of these spergs out here are complete dipshits when it comes to their girl and women in general. Half the time when I see a chick with her man, I get this overwhelming sense to get her to cheat on him with me.
Currently I'm trying to pull this off with a thick cutie that came to a house party I threw. I know SHOULD feel bad and I SHOULD stop, but the thrill of me makes me pursue. I dont care about the whole "she cheats with you then she'll blah blah" meme cause I dont want to date her, I merely wish to fill her mouth with my dick and then watch her kiss her bf. After that I move on to the next. Sorry if this is gonna trigger most of you moral lovers.
When are you going to have your redemption arc?
Let's see how my fellow robots are rated.
>inb4 not mine
Tfw 6' 4" half black but no gf
Height advantage is a meme
When I get nervous I sweat.
I have had a fungus on my pubes since 17.
This fungus makes them brittle and crusty when dry.
But when sweat is introduced.
Hell crawls forward.
The pubes infected literally swell with some sort of grime and change into a translucent straw color.
They are incredibly slimey to the touch.
When I get nervous, spaghetti actually manifests "in my pocket".
I will not live a monster.
Last text a girl sent you
This girl makes me so happy, gives me hope in life and motivates me to be a better version of myself. I love her.
I deleted her from my phone so I didn't break down and drunk text her in the middle of the night in a moment of weakness. Then later found her number planning to get back in touch with her but never did.
But the last text from her was probably a pic of her dumb ass guinea pig.
>asianbot, 5'7, with tiny penis
>no self-confidence, never kissed or even touched a girl
>spent most of childhood alone, little social life due to strict parents
>spent first 2 years of uni being shut-in with barely any friends or social life
>met shy virgin indian girl and started to like her but got friendzoned
>after 1 year we finally started dating
>got accepted to canadian medical school
>finally got laid
>goodbye forever r9k, it's been good.
Is masturbating bad for you or is that just a bullshit lie? I want to attempt nofap.
Honestly, what do you guys do when you feel so shitty that you feel like suffocating?
I'm a ledditor with almost 200,000 karma. AMA
>"*sigh* i'm bored"
>opens new tab
>clicks on 4chan bookmark
>the cosmic ballet goes on
what are some other sites i can waste my life away on?
Why haven't you all killed yourselves yet? Do you still have blind faith that one day you will magically turn yourself around?
dude i dont like the thought of being able to think after shooting yourself with a shotgun even if it is hust a few seconds and plus i cant really picture me dying that easily, like id probably live even with a gunsgot wound to the head because it wasnt aimed perfectly or someshit.
>running errands with sister
>we get hungry so we go to a fast food place
>tell her what order I want and she tells me I can sit down and she'll bring the food when it's ready
>order is ready
>she replaced my regular fries with curly fries
>have never ordered curly fries in front of her
Why would she assume I wanted curly fries? Who actually likes curly fries? They're either overseasoned or bland, but always too greasy.