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>>35577632
Mohammad/Stacy.

>Sweden

Sotrki/pranikt

>>35577632
Marco/Sofia

>bone out wings>bone in wings

What did he mean by this?

>>35577646
boneless wings > wings

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>>35577646
>bone out wing>bone in wing
Doesn't know what he means

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>>35577565

>Crush on a robot

u wot?

>>35577565
>liking robots

Get the fuck out, slut.

>>35577565
>bandage
You do know he was like 300 pounds right?

Probably because you look like DSP?

She was correct.

>>35577533
But im not..i fucked 2 hookers once

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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME CHIP

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i'm the meme master brew joe

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i'll bust you up boy

>>35577456
I'm sorry but I just don't see anything wrong with this guy beyond "he's a beta faggot" or likely autistic. The world is fucked up. He didn't mean any harm from that.

>>35577456
Myself so fuckin oregano

>>35578163
OP isn't saying he's evil for it just obviously lacks self awareness talking to women, which also makes him look beta

>>35577440
IPAs is the brewstyle you dumbass faggot.. I don't understand what you mean. you don't like IPA or you don't like Stout? What do you like?

write a half coherent rant next time

ipa's are a fad of drinking overly bitter hops to prove that you are a bearded trendy faggot

>>35577440

IPA gets me drunk/buzzed faster than regular beer, but not too fast.

It's an acquired tasted like black coffee.

Also i've never seen an IPA labeled as a stout or lager. Either way quit being a pussy, faggot.

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im finding some "unique" stuff for this thread

tell me about your playful, before sleep humping

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>>35577726
Any details, what would you like to know. Its not really like we have a ritual before getting intimate

There are very few dominant women anon

I used to do that sort of stuff with my gf but deep down she wasn't into it. Dominant women are a myth.

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>>35577458
I know, I'm just depressed and venting out

>>35577377
Stop fucking posting faggot. I know its you spamming this shit

>>35577283
what's the deal are you /nofap/ or just not watching porn for some reason

>>35577976
after experimenting, i came to the conclusion that fapping itself is healthy when done in moderation. porn is quite harmful, though

>>35578030
tell us what it's like to live in a pornless world OP

By enjoying them, silly! Turn on what little bit of your brain you have left and stop depending on drugs. Read a nice book, or something.

Also, why does that emoticon look weirdly familiar?

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>>35577224
By doing more

>>35577224
You probably won't until you turn into a junky and realize people use the drugs because they don't enjoy things. The whole drugs and creativity is propoganda from fucking leary-- a psychologist, it was a manipulation tactic. drug people up, make them easier to manipulate, convince them the state of being easier to control and influence is beneficial and makes them smarter.
People turn to drugs cause they can't cope with the real world. Sometimes there is a good reason for it.
Most people are just junkies chasing getting high, look at what happens to rich junkies. They are still junkies and die drinking or driving or over dosing when they could do anything they want but they still can't drugging themselves to do things even if it means they've numbed their senses that mundane or fun things can be dangerous.

also ancap is for economic brainlets

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So you look good instead of being a skinnyfat piece of shit

You don't really lose that much, in fact its good to take like a week off after awhile to let your body completely rest. Then get back in the gym like a madman.

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>going to the gym
Just go calisthenics every day like me. This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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not a attempted but i had a seizure while driving home from friends house and had a seizure. i got a brain injury, broken left heel, rod and some screws in my right leg. it's what my car looked like just no spoiler.

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>>35577065
It is not as easy as it may seem, i tried hanging myself twice on a bathroom cloth hanger, it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be, i just wanted it to be over quickly but it was taking too long so i stopped and gave up on it. The worst part about trying to kill yourself and failing is what comes after, you've just proven yourself to be the worthless piece of shit you thought you was, but i don't know what's worse, what comes after or what comes before really, that feeling that you're about to end your own life is quite strange. If you're thinking about doing it, think it twice, i might get hurt pretty bad, there's irreversible damage, you might want to start thinking about that.

>>35577349
it happened about a mile from my house, i crashed into a tree. the tree that i hit has it's bark regrowing.

I don't remember anything about high school in fairness.

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>>35577042

>Guidance counselor said he thought I was smart
>Ended up dropping out and becoming a NEET
>Will be homeless soon

Showed that faggot

>>35577108
I still get dreams about school although I finished it 7 years ago.

>>35577031
Just once? Ya sure, maybe I'll like it and even if I don't I'd get everything I'd ever dream of just by getting fucked in the ass.

I wouldn't even be in a relationship with her if she wasn't willing to fuck my tight ass like the whore I am.

>>35577031
It's not gay if she's using a strap-on. Right?