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/r9k/, it is possible to make a girl fall in love with you again?
I had a incredible perfect relashionship that ended in March. Girl was a dream, a bit clingy, but she wanted to much to marry with me. She really really liked me.
But the fire end. She started to say that I am boring and vomit in my face all my bad habits (which is, not coincidentally, robot/cyborg habits and thoughts).
Now, she hate me completely.
If I appear improved, with all these mistakes correctly, and repeating the attitudes that made her fall in love with me at first, love can rise again?
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>>38416699
No, because then it will be fake love.
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Just wait like three months and text her all of a sudden. Be as laid back as possible and fuck her after meeting her once or twice. That should work for a start.
Fuck as many women as you can in the meanwhile. Girls can tell.
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Known each other since March and already talking about marriage?
It seems both of you were moving to fast before really getting to know the other person. I don't think it was a match
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>Try masturbating to THICC milfs
>Going great, no gay thoughts
>5 min later and I'm looking at emo twinks
>Mfw I cum
How do I make myself straight?
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You can't.
I tried to go back and I just bounced back to being even gayer. Just let it happen.
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Just call yourself bi
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>>38416692
by bouncing your ass on my dick
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"Uncle anon, mummy say your a faggy waggy! Hee hee hee!"
"Silence Jr. B-b-brother, I swear he just makes the silliest things up. He's a little devil!"
wat do?
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Oi, he's a right cheeky little cunt, aye.
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>>38416641
looks like a jew with that nose and grin
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>when you convince your first goy to take out a loan
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I am posting this at 22:45 from a hotel room in Ibiza, Spain.
This IS IT robots. This is the last straw. My life officially can't get any fucking more pathetic than this.
>be me
>age 26
>NEET
>khhv
>live with single mother
>she has tried finding me girlfriends through her work
>nothing
>she suggests we go on a summer holiday for a change
>free holiday so agree to go
>she books a hotel room in Ibiza
>went shopping together to buy me new fashionable clothing
>REALLY fucking excited the week before we came here
>watch tons of videos of guys my age kissing girls etc
>decide this is the big change I've been waiting for
>arrive here and go down to the beach
>fucking mother walks off and leaves me asleep on the beach
>get horribly burned
>spend past two days in my hotel room suffering
>normies screaming everywhere I turn
>mopeds driving round all night making it impossible to sleep
>meanwhile mother has only been here twice in past three days
>only see her briefly
>she acts really evasive and refuses to get me things from the shop
>keeps disapearing saying she's exploring the island
>just now
>hear a knock on the door
>in my boxer shorts covered in aftersun cream
>waddle to the door
>mum is there with a fucking BLACK GUY
>probably younger than me
>says she's forgot her keys
>asks me to FUCKING SHAKE HIS HAND and introduce myself
>guy belittles me and goes on his phone while mum gets something
>she finally comes back and says she'll be back tomorrow
>leaves me some sweets and the nigger fucking GRINS as she hands them to me as if I'm a child
>post on /r9k/
I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE KILL ME NOW FUCKING HELL
THIS IS LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. IT'S SURREAL. I WANT TO GET THE FUCK BACK TO ENGLAND ASAP AND MOVE OUT AS SOON AS I GET BACK.
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Huh. Well.
Huh.
Humph
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>GET THE FUCK BACK TO ENGLAND ASAP AND MOVE OUT AS SOON AS I GET BACK.
Do this and get on with your life.
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Why are stories about mothers getting blacked so comfy
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>"I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to disembark the flight. We currently don't have enough seats available. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
>"But my feet are very sore from standing up all day, we might just let you stay on if you massage and lick my tired feet for this flight.
What do you do?
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of course, nozomi-chan...anything for nozomi-chan!!!
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ask the posters age since i dont think he(male) is older than 18
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>>38416629
I am hijacking this plane, 9/11 2.0 here we go.
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> get out of data structures test
> talk to autist that gets 100% on very test
> car pulls up
> girl comes out of car and asks me if I'm gay
> shake head and say no in a muted autistic sort of way
> girl gets back in car and car leaves
> autist ends our conversation and passive-aggressively says that he is offended that the girl's inquiry wasn't directed at him
Wtf did he and she mean by this?
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>>38416600
Data structure is super easy and comfy. I have no idea what did she meant. Maybe she was making fun of you both?
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What's the point in using 11 symbols? Why not represent the tree using binary?
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>>38416600
the girl thought you were a gay
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Suicide Encouragement 2017-07-16 08:51:50 Post No.38416566
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Does anyone know any pro-suicide forums or literature? I'm too scared to go through with it now but I think some encouragement could help. Thanks.
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>>38416566
Life is hard i know..suicide is for cowards..u are coward??i dont think !! so get out and live your life !!
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>>38416644
I plainly admit that I am a coward
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>>38416566
>wants to kys
>scared to kys
"Hey guys i require massive amounts of attention"
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>got drunk and revealed my power level
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Green text up a story op
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>>38416526
Why do you faggots always post this shitty attentionbait hoping for someone to ask you to tell the story? Don't even tell us what you did, no one cares. If it wasn't worth greentexting in the first post then just delete your thread and kill yourself.
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>>38416606
this, fuck off
oroignailo
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So why exactly are you so bitter about your life, Anon?
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Got shitty rolls on my character points.
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Mommy abused me and I want to kill myself daily. I hate myself. I need to die.
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>>38416497
>So why exactly are you so bitter about your life, Anon?
that I missed out on prime teen puss and teen love, and that I will never lose my virginity to another virgin.
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What's it like for your penis to hang lower than your balls?
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And cutfags are always complaining. This nigga made his own forskin
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i want to experience what it feels like to have a tiny button penis.
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>>38416483
Maybe that's why americans are so fat.
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>tfw my mom still thinks I don't have a gf because I prefer not to have one because I want to focus on my studies
It's funny how even it won't even cross her mind that the real reason is that her son is fucking garbage and girls actually don't like him.
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It works out in your favor though, she dosen't think ill of you and that's what matters anyway.
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>>38416439
My parents are actually proud of me, but I think the fact that I've never had a gf is starting to slowly bother them.
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>>38416414
My mother thinks I have a gf I'm hiding from her because I've finally moved out at 24 and before that I was seeing my "friend" every weekend for a year and refused to tell her anything about them. I never even mentioned gender.
My "friend" is my boyfriend and I've moved out to move in with him.
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How do I correct my virgin posture?
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Just fucking walk straight retard
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make more eye contact, for starters. looking at the ground all the time is a big part of this "posture"
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Stretch yo hips
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Have you ever realized how different beta males are from the alpha ones?
You see, beta males:
>They act differently
>Think different
>React differently that an alpha given the same social stimulus
>Has a different posture, and completely other body language
>They see women on a pedestal and tend to idolize them
>They are weeping and weak, full of feminine attributes
>Does not have the imposition that an alpha has
I used to think that the betas were a man who failed to be a man, either because of excessive mother protection, lack of experience or simply social inability, but lately I see that betas are so far apart from alphas that they are practically a third genre.
What /r9k/ think about this theory?
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>Betas a different from alphas because they act different.
Who would have thought
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BUMP
A thread like this need this kind of reference
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>>38416377
a cool dude will see a dude hang hanging alone without a care in the world at a concert and go "that dude doesn't give a fuck, fucking sweet"
a beta will go "hah wat a loser"
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1) Are you a virgin?
2) What is your age?
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no
18
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Yes,
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no
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This is a call to all people in the Norfolk, Virginia beach, and Chesapeake area and those who are willing to travel. On October 12-15 there will be a large group of furrys joining together at holiday inn, we must fight back. To all that are willing to orchestrate attacks in there local areas, you will be held as heroes in years to come. Join us in the fight for our freedom our liberty, and our happiness.
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Why do you care about some random furfags I know they are degenerate as fuck but can't you just let them die off alone as they usually do?
Literally nigger-tier.
Also you misclicked the right way is >>>/pol/
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>>38416369
We must eradicate the disease before it spreads
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>>38416310
I really want to beat the shit out of some people and I live near there. But this post OP makes me want to beat you up.