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Their lives are on easy mode.

>>36672687
This, but they are so self obsessed and haven't known anything else that they don't realise/appreciate it.

In terms of attention and privilege, about the same as a B level celeb

>>36671853
the solution to your problem is masturbating to the terms of your final exam.
Thank me later matey

>>36671853
>can plan out an entire day of how I will get chores done while fitting in relaxing
>can't plan out doing assignments and projects

I was never meant for college

>>36671872
This seems like it would work despite being posted in jest.

Or am I being delusional? How does the brain work?

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GET IN HERE OLDFAGS

ORIGAMISU

>>36671841
39 here. Things may be getting slightly better after years of suffering. I don't want to jinx myself though.

>>36671841
BUMP THAT SHIT UP ELDERFAGS

ORIGINALLY

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>>36671815
wer habin one of dis dred huh?

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>these threads again
I don't know if I can handle it

Why don't people like these threads? I like to pretend someone loves me

>>36671782
my name is pronounced aaron

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>>36671782
I thought it was just my paranoia when I thought everyone knew I was a virgin until

>in honours class
>only 12 students at a long table
>normies begin chatting about sex
>sweatingpepe.jpeg
>stacie leader starts talking about when she lost her virginity
>begins asking everyone how they lost their virginity and everyone laughs at goofy stories of teen sex
>im the only one she skips and doesn't ask
>pic related

They know Anon, they know.

>>36671782
no i have stuffed animals

>>36671780
what kinds of texts do you send anon?

>>36671859
reply 2 this text or ur mother will die in her sleep tonight

Maybe you're just a boring and clingy person, OP. Nobody wants to talk with people like that

>>36671745

Actually I come from an extremely wealthy family and live comfortably in the cuts of Vermont in a nice big home and never have to work a day in my life.
Feelgoodman

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>>36671745
Your hiding away from the world is almost over. Your problems and fears are catching up to you manchild.

I work weekends.

Hey, I'm really close to submitting an application for social security because of my scoliosis in my back. I had surgery and went back to work but it only felt worse since then. Am I even eligible? (SSA would pay me out almost double what I make a month btw)

I think such a culture might help robots become more desirable, mentally healthy people.

>>36671879
I agree. All young men ought to be sexually dominant and uncontrollably violent.

>>36671665

YESSSSS DESSSUUUU YESSSSSS.

I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he cannot afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

Buy a girl cat

I know enough men who have nonsexual friendships with females

>>36671518
ls mayonnaise an instrument?

*Ask anything
oregeno

>>36671518
>Ask a former robot who's no longer KHHV as of last night
Story?
>inb4 8/10 failed Chad loses virginity

You could have saved that situation in alot of was my dude.

>>36671516
missed the "its just a prank bro" moment u could have had

Samething happened to me, but i kept my cool and chalked it up to a spoken type and said something not creepy by adding just two extra words into my original fucked up comment. Changed the meaning completely. If youre going to be creepy and degenerate you also need cunning, anon. You goofed. t. someone who has grabbed his sisters boobs multiple times and got away with it awkwardness free

>>36671468
watching you post about watching lotr

>>36671468
Looks comfy. What snacks OP?

>>36671468
>he leaves his pizza on top of the carton that literally everyone has touched in the store

disgusting

you're gonna get married one of these days i'd imagine. Is she a qt tho?

Blow yourself up. That'll show them.

>>36671422
>a house
how?

>>36671405
Antisocial but they get punk girl poon, do not really.

>>36671405
Real punk is robot to the max, way more than fag metal, but the Ramones are not only not good, they are true normie filth

Joey Ramone was a legit robot but bands like the Sex Pistols were just edgy chads

>>36671285
it'll be fine faggot, training is the best part

>>36671285
don't worry, they already regret taking you

>>36671378
>>36671397
I don't why I signed up

I'm an introvert