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>he doesn't run
>He doesn't go out to feel the wind howling against his face
>He doesn't listen to comfy music while going out for a jog while all the normies are indoors
>He doesn't enjoy the high from getting exercise
Why don't you go outside and run /r9k/?
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My knees hurt when I run
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Don't like running outside. Running on treadmills with headphones is nice though.
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Because running draws attention to me.
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THERE ARE TOO MANY DICKS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE CATALOG
STOP IT
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Blue Board when?
Also I have started to notice that alot of the trap attention whoring threads are getting deleted now. About time.
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>>34619110
I really wish this was a blue board, porn OPs are the worst
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>>34619407
>>34619435
This place would instantly improve if it was a blue board.
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>there are robots on this boards who think you can pretend to be an "alpha" male by avoiding some stereotypical insecure phrases in online chats
>there are robots on this board who think they can dodge millions of years of evolutionaryly shaped instincts meant to analyze attractiveness by memorizing esotericish "self-improvement" babble from some youtubers
guys grills can analyze this by smelling you and by looking at your facial features you cant fake social status and genetics by spouting some "confident" phrases
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>>34619055
So what do you have to do?
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>>34619136
Masturbate.
/the origin
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>>34619055
Can you talk about how to make terrariums like that?
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>born loser shows up in my discord
>ask who he is
>doesnt answer and talks about something else like an autist
>kick him
Talk about autists you experience
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>>34619053
>anime poster posts fake story about his group of autists he is king of
Pretty autistic tbqh
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>>34619053
>op projects his autism in a fake story
Pretty autistic tbqh
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>>34619077
>>34619101
hello samefags
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No joke fellas. Last night I retracted back the foreskin of my penis over the glans for the first time ever. I'm 26 y.o. There's a lifetime of built-up smegma crusted around the corona. I'm now aware that the glans is extremely sensitive. I can't even tap it a little, it fucking hurts. How do
you deal with a hyper sensitive penis head? I can't have sex like this.
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>>34619039
clean it off, it'll get better.
did you retract it because of me?
i am the dick poster
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>>34619039
It's going to stop being hyper sensitive pretty soon and eventually the sensitivity will depend on how much you wank.
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>>34619039
i-i wanna lick it
Why wouldn't you settle for an average guy like pic related?
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>Sam
>Average
Women love massmurderers
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I won't settle for anything less than a Sam. Looking for my very own Charls, desu.
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>>34619005
>the infamous mass-murderer, terrorist, misanthrope Sam Hyde
>average
Fucking women keep increasing their goddamn standards to ludicrous heights.
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>babysitting my niece
>started wrestling with her
>accidentally sat on her and killed her
What the fuck do I do?
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>>34618949
>What the fuck do I do?
Call an ambulance you fucking retard
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>>34618949
Take your 10 year old meme and shove it.
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Blame it on the dog
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Why don't you settIe for an average girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
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>>34618919
>Just think how advanced these wil be in 10 years.
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>>34619622
>in 10 years
They're plenty advanced now, don't be greedy.
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>>34619633
I'm thinking about my waifu basically being real, except w/ an off switch.
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Post them waifus, robots
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fuck off with your 3d whores
saged & hidden
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why eleven live
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>>34619806
Now we're talking. Post more.
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"If" I had a handgun, how could I be sure I end up dead from it? Should I take some pills as well before pulling the trigger? What's the most sure-fire method that I will end up dead and not become a vegetable, but also being quick and as painless as possible?
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>>34618880
Doing it while hanging yourself.
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>>34618908
>put noose around neck
>stand on stool
>shoot self in head
> if left vegetative but still alive you will die from the hanging after a few minutes, with no sensation in your body so no pain.
Seems foolproof to me.
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>>34618880
2 centimeters from your chin in direction of your neck facing upwards at about 40 degrees angle in direction of the back of your head.
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Women in their 20s vs 30s thread. 2017-02-04 12:44:55 Post No.34618738
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Women in their 20s vs 30s thread.
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Drop your folder here
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>>34618738
>tfw ive only been on the right side since birth
fuck my life
where did i go wrong? are orgies in 20s really the norm? is being a white slut the top way for a female ubermensch in modern america? are we to accept femininity and indulge like hedonistic manslaves? dionysian festivals? it's almost like they want to get stds and they have no standards
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>>34618738
>>34618915
Well, yeah, pretty much. I've basically been a mixture of the philosophy girl and the introvert my whole life, sans bad experiences with men (to have bad experiences would require experiences). I don't think it's a bad thing though. I'm happy to bury myself in a pile of blankets and books and wait out my 20s.
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>>34618915
>in modern america
In modern world mein friend.
>detected possible malicious code in the image
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>downloading images from the internet
>not screen capping them
enjoy your aids
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>>34618657
That's probably why my laptop keeps getting fucked up
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>>34618657
>be told not to save rare pepe
>save it anyways
>computer breaks
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>Walk in from work
>Mom has a friend over
>Never seen this woman before
>Greet my family first
>Before I can even speak to her
>"Wow, my son is taller than him!"
I don't even fucking know this person and they're treating me like shit, does she have NO awareness? Fuck man. Manlet thread.
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>>34618628
ignore this shit dude, dont give a shit about anything but what interests you.
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It's not her fault you're a Manlet. Fuck off.
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>be 22
>"you look like a 12 year old, no offense"
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>"Real girls are better than 2d because they have actual complex personalities ;^)"
>cheats on you
>takes half your shit
>only wants Chad
>are always non-virgin
Really made me think
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>>34618621
2D is perfect in every way
>cute or beautiful looking
>loves you and would never want to hurt you emotionally
>genuinely cares for you and talks to you about serious problems
Too bad it will never come true
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>this thread will go unnoticed because /r9k/ LITERALLY enjoys being cuckolded.
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>>34618621
My girlfriend is Chinese and was a virgin when we first had sex, she buys me gifts and beer
Been with her for 4 months now
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POO POO??? PEE PEE??? 2017-02-04 12:39:57 Post No.34618619
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poo poo pee pee
pee pee poo poo
poo pee poo pee
pee poo pee poo
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>tfw poo poo pee pee
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poo poo peee pee heee hee hee!!!
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>>34618693
nice poo poo pee pee friend~o