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Name a more perfect meal
Pro tip: you can't


The burger is what keeps me alive
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>>35212312
If you were still hungry after that, what would be the perfect dessert to follow that meal?
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>>35212312
Gammon steak with 2 fried eggs thick chips beans and some ale/stout
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>>35213215
Your dad's semen directly from the spigot.

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If animals around the world turned into cute girl animal hybrids, how would society change?
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Rape & pedophilia would increase.
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>>35212273
roasties btfo mostly
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The human race goes extinct. Nobody would bother with women when they can fuck their adorable sexy pet who's loyal and loving.

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pizza and kebab for breakfast edition
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Waiting for my laptop to arrive, it's out for delivery from Leeds so it might be here in an hour or so

Gonna roll a spliff and play some Prof Layton for max comfy waiting times
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>at work
>basement flooded
>phonelines down
>asked to give in mobile number for backup
>might have to talk to a customer
Shit.
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>>35211997
>pizza and kebab for breakfast
Mad lad

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All Australian robots are required to post in this thread and talk to me, as I am bored.

So get your lazy, bogan, centerlink rorting asses in here.
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The fucking footy starts tomorrow and it feels like Christmas.
Fuck me I'm excited, actually gives my weekends a bit of meaning.
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>>35212012
>footy
You're not a normie, are ya M8?
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>>35212012
>liking sports

Gtfomnormie chad faggor reee

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ITT: who hurt you the most anons? What made you this way?
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>>35211914
Lack of parenting and emotionally distant parents.
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My grew up without a father and it fucked me up.
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>>35211914
The years of solitude made me who I am

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What's the funniest way to kill yourself?
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>>35211794
every single method is funny and its subjective so just go do it
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When you dont know anyone in the town you live in so your body will sit there for about a month before someone has any reason to go inside.
Unless it starts to reek, but i doubt that my neighbors would notice or care.
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>>35211794
laughing to death

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YOU FUCKING CUNTS
I JUST OVERHEARD MY PARENTS TALKING THAT THEY """NEED""" TO CIRCUMCISE MY 6 YEAR OLD BROTHER SOON
AND MY FUCKING """FATHER""", A SENIOR EMERGENCY PHYSICIAN JUST TOLD MY MOTHER THAT MY BROTHER WON'T NEED ANESTHESIA FOR THE OPERATION
I HOPE TO GOD THE BLOKE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO CUT OFF MY BABY BROTHERS WILLY SLIPS AND DROPS THE SCALPEL INTO MY DADS FUUUUCKCKKKINNNNGGGG THROATTTAT
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>>35211755
Fucking scum bags.

Let them know how you feel about it, anon. Defend your brother. Tell them it's genital mutilation and you will NEVER forgive them if they do that to him. Fight for your brother, anon.

Fucking filth.
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Punch him in the face man
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What the FUCK

It's traumatizing enough when you're a newborn, this poor kid will get mentally FUCKED with trauma.

You gotta save your bro's dick!

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These are basically the hottest guys on the planet. If you woke up tomorrow looking like this, a pure 15/10 in terms of looks, but kept your personality...

How would your life change?
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>These are basically the hottest guys on the planet

According to who? PoF?
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It wouldn't change at all, satan. Unfortunately, looks can't overcome mental illness.
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They arent even that attractive tho. Someone more like Channing Tatum or Adam Levine would be more fitting.

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Write a letter to a person who may or may not read it thread. It could be about anything.

I'll start.

Hey Chris F. , I still think about you sometimes. Some songs still remind me of you. Hope you're doing well.

A
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>>35211476
A

Kill yourself you ugly chinese whore

S
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D,

You make me smile every day. I love your sense of humor, your QT smile and your strong muscles. You're always on my mind, and I want you in my life.

S
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k

i know i fucked up, and i know you don't want to talk to me ever again, but i just want one more minute to talk to you. i know that's never gonna happen, but i wish. come back, please.

t

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What games do robots play? I have a laptop which is "okay" but can't play anything with high system requirements. Any suggestions?
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Doom
Doom
Doom
Did I mention Doom?
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Any computer can run Oldschool runescape. Don't play it myself anymore, I play csgo and melee with my friend. Path of exile on my own. I have had a backlog so huge for years, I can't bring myself to start any
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>>35211432
Warband, no question at all.
Very easy to learn, very hard to master. Tons of fun. Especially if you are medieval fag

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Sorry we're closed edition

If you're working, take that 10 minute lunch break early and share your feels, tell a tale.

I'll go

>Work drive through on night shift
>Has to deal with about 6 cars in total
>All customers polite
>Got a small tip of one
>Actually quiet comfy

Anyone else have a good shift? It doesn't always have to be doom and gloom in this thread.
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>tfw wagecucks have weak chins
Feels good being a NEET
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I work in a halfway house for non violent inmates. They are all very nice and relaxed, the only issue I deal with is telling them not to smoke in dorm room once it's too late for them to go out.

I get paid really well and pretty much just browse 4chan and watch YouTube videos my whole shift. It's pretty comfy.
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Bumping for interest and wage cucking tales

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Fuck no, please do not do it, you are my only fucking friend, please just respond I want to know that you're ok holy shit...
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cont
fucking original man don't do this to me right now
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>>35211349
>>35211359
do you have his phone number or his address? if it's his real facebook call 911
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>>35211386
I'm calling her right fucking now, just woke up it's 6 am now she hasn't been active since these last messages

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>massaging the bulb of your penis while you jerk off

Why don't more guys do this? I literally heard about it from a fucking woman.
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>>35211320
>the bulb of your penis
What, what part is that?
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>>35211320
too much effort, I don't wanna think when I'm jerking off
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>>35211326
the internal part just behind your balls

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Fembots, why is being told you're beautiful and loved by your partner regularly so important?

Also, general fembot thread I guess.
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>>35211127
>told you're beautiful

fembots: if you're objectively not beautiful, do you still want to be called beautiful? it seems patronizing when they could just use an honest complement like cute or pretty
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>the filename
There is no fembots you filthy normal faggots
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>>35211127
Who trollin these threads I swear lol

last mommy thread of this week by me.

Share your pure love and dirty acts you wanna do with mommy here
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1st for >tfw no mommy gf
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>>35211085
That is illegal though Anon...

you could get arrested.
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>>35211097
naked sleeping with mom will be nice

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