"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you"
>That is why the world hates you
christians are literally the chad of the world.
they are the richest. the world certainly doesn't "hate" them.
the world hates muslims, it literally wants them wiped off the face of the world. (for good reason)
Post home screens of /r9k/ itt
I'm still looking for the perfect wallpaper. (((resized)))
Come here and post your types and talk about them. Then have fun getting made fun of for said types.
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
>INTP forever alone
>ISTJ the ultimate NPC
>ENTJ your future boss
>INFJ the ultimate form of horse shoe theory. He's either hitler or an SJW
>ENFJ sjw or normie
>literally the most lazy type
>only thing you're good at is reading people and breaking rules
>tfw want to join a mafia and make big cash and wear suits and shit and commit crimes and smoke cigarettes and look super cool but at the same time sorta dont want to fucking die
Why is being an ISTP so hard, fug
"If I swim with this shirt on, no one will know how obese I am", thought Anon.
i just didnt want them looking at my gyno. i wore a black shirt so it sort of helped
but thanks for reminding me about swim class in PE and all those qt grills in one pieces
>I wore a black shirt so it helped
No it didn't
All everyone did is notice you're wearing a shirt, and then they thought to themselves, "Hmmm . . . why is anon wearing a shirt . . . is it to look like a surfer wearing a rash guard? LOL! NOPE! ANON IS A FATASS! HAHAHAHA!"
I haven't went swimming for years because of this. i loved the water too.
no greentext has resonated with me as much
What about this one, originally?
She blocked off most of her social media. How did this happen desu?
Because shes my girlfriend please stop bothering her.
>mfw I followed her on twitter before she made it private
Post your vocaroos, requests, judge voices, etc.:
Here are some ideas on judging:
>What's their accent sound like?
>Is it deep or high pitched?
>Rate it from 1 to 10 in attractiveness
>Is it nasally? Guttural?
>Judge their character
I'll help you out a bit.
Never liked my voice.
I guess it's annoying
1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Do whatever you want.
3. I may or may not be around.
4. Expect me to be useless today.
5. Beware of impersonating troll; my tripcode ends in xdtt; anyone else is a troll.
6. I will provide a list of regulars and their tripcodes.
7. It's my birthday.
ITT: individuals, fictional characters, or concepts/notions that inspire you.
For me, it's Light Yagami.
its true tho
Are you still talking to your family? why or why not?
Do you tell them you love them?
Do you ever cuddle with them?
Did somebody make a roll for last thread?
if they did i'm sorry I missed it. I don't have any of the previous rolls saved. would you mind posting one so i can have it for next thread.
Hissssss! Your virginity....IS MINE!!!
>But aren't you a vampire?
>I get vampires are sex symbols, but aren't you going to take my blood and turn me into a vampire?
>what does my virginity have to do with your supernatural powers and needs?
okay r9k i need a way of taking money from people without them seeing my identity. does paypal work for this? if not is it easy to make a paypal burner that i can take money and put onto a personal paypal?
ive never used it before so i have no idea. bitcoin wont work because these people probably wont use it.
need some ideas pls and thanks, if worst comes to worst i think i might just take amazon codes and shit and then sell them on reddit or something.
write a payment script that takes a fraction of a penny from every bank account on earth. Their bank statements won't reflect the withdrawal. No one notices a thing and you will have several million dollars.
What is wrong with you absolute niggers
They don't know how to shake hands to get a job. I WILL TEACH THEM
>tfw chad refers to you as Boss or Chief
fuck this patronizing shit