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"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you"
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What version of the Bible are you using??
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Stop posting this verse christcuck. There is no 1st century evidence of Jesus, all sources are christian or jewish.
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>>38676317
>That is why the world hates you

christians are literally the chad of the world.
they are the richest. the world certainly doesn't "hate" them.

the world hates muslims, it literally wants them wiped off the face of the world. (for good reason)

Post home screens of /r9k/ itt
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i am but a simple man
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>>38676978
you for sure have your priorities straight
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I'm still looking for the perfect wallpaper. (((resized)))

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Come here and post your types and talk about them. Then have fun getting made fun of for said types.

>INTJ Edgelord
>INFP crybaby
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
>INTP forever alone
>ISTJ the ultimate NPC
>ESTP Chad
>ENTJ your future boss
>INFJ the ultimate form of horse shoe theory. He's either hitler or an SJW
>ENFJ sjw or normie

MBTI tests
>Beginner level
https://www.16personalities.com/
http://jupiter-34.appspot.com/
>Advanced level
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/
http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
>Bonus test
https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/dotest.php
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
http://www.celebritytypes.com/big-five-personality/test.php
>Poll
https://strawpoll.com/b8wxc5r

discord: 39dbhaY
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INTP bingo
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>>38676524
this works for INFP as well
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>be ISTP
>literally the most lazy type
>only thing you're good at is reading people and breaking rules
>tfw want to join a mafia and make big cash and wear suits and shit and commit crimes and smoke cigarettes and look super cool but at the same time sorta dont want to fucking die
Why is being an ISTP so hard, fug

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"If I swim with this shirt on, no one will know how obese I am", thought Anon.
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>>38675500
i just didnt want them looking at my gyno. i wore a black shirt so it sort of helped
but thanks for reminding me about swim class in PE and all those qt grills in one pieces
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>>38675525
>I wore a black shirt so it helped

No it didn't

All everyone did is notice you're wearing a shirt, and then they thought to themselves, "Hmmm . . . why is anon wearing a shirt . . . is it to look like a surfer wearing a rash guard? LOL! NOPE! ANON IS A FATASS! HAHAHAHA!"
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I haven't went swimming for years because of this. i loved the water too.

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no greentext has resonated with me as much
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>>38672036
What about this one, originally?
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>>38672053
that's good, but watch this kiddo
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>>38672053
>>38672137
>thinking that im going to read all of that

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She blocked off most of her social media. How did this happen desu?
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>>38671785
Because shes my girlfriend please stop bothering her.
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>>38671785
>mfw I followed her on twitter before she made it private
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this fucking happens way too much

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Post your vocaroos, requests, judge voices, etc.:

Here are some ideas on judging:

>What's their accent sound like?
>Is it deep or high pitched?
>Rate it from 1 to 10 in attractiveness
>Is it nasally? Guttural?
>Judge their character
>Etc.

I'll start:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mLzpKIzY5C
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xHfN1wAaAb
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>>38671303
It's literally just static
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I'll help you out a bit.
Never liked my voice.
I guess it's annoying
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VVSFRWajFE

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CVIII

1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Do whatever you want.
3. I may or may not be around.
4. Expect me to be useless today.
5. Beware of impersonating troll; my tripcode ends in xdtt; anyone else is a troll.
6. I will provide a list of regulars and their tripcodes.
7. It's my birthday.
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>>38669167
>i can teach you the quick method for napalm though

Fuck yeah! Not sure why I would ever need to make napalm, but fuck yeah.
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First for me, myself and I
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>>38669252

Or so you think.

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ITT: individuals, fictional characters, or concepts/notions that inspire you.

For me, it's Light Yagami.
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For me, its kenpachi zaraki
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>>38668559
>>38668601
captain my captain
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>>38668559
Nothingwrong-kun

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Holy shit...

its true tho
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>>38668389
Does pendeja mean baka?
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>more of us everyday
Tell that to the ICE lmao
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YASSSSSS! SLAYY YOU BADASS BITCHES! BROWN. IS. BOOTIFUL.

Are you still talking to your family? why or why not?
Do you tell them you love them?
Do you ever cuddle with them?
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>>38665304
The roll, you bastard!
>>38665320
Right, nobody would ever hug their family. Obviously larpers. Thanks for telling us.
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>>38665380
Did somebody make a roll for last thread?
if they did i'm sorry I missed it. I don't have any of the previous rolls saved. would you mind posting one so i can have it for next thread.
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Only normie have sisters they get along with.

Hissssss! Your virginity....IS MINE!!!
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>>38621135
No no no no no, fuck that shit, you just suck me dry and end my misery please
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>>38621135
>But aren't you a vampire?
>I get vampires are sex symbols, but aren't you going to take my blood and turn me into a vampire?
>what does my virginity have to do with your supernatural powers and needs?
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>>38621135
Sounds pretty chill to me. Can I be a vampire? Will light fuck me up? I want to be a badass vampire hero/lord

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okay r9k i need a way of taking money from people without them seeing my identity. does paypal work for this? if not is it easy to make a paypal burner that i can take money and put onto a personal paypal?

ive never used it before so i have no idea. bitcoin wont work because these people probably wont use it.

need some ideas pls and thanks, if worst comes to worst i think i might just take amazon codes and shit and then sell them on reddit or something.
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How about you get a job like a normalfag would.
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>>38682950
This why don't you get a job?
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>>38682930
write a payment script that takes a fraction of a penny from every bank account on earth. Their bank statements won't reflect the withdrawal. No one notices a thing and you will have several million dollars.

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What is wrong with you absolute niggers
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>>38682868
>No gf
This is the concept of this board
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>>38682868
They don't know how to shake hands to get a job. I WILL TEACH THEM
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>not on r9k

What's wrong with you absolute nigger

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>tfw chad refers to you as Boss or Chief
fuck this patronizing shit
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>>38682511
context anon?
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>>38682511
I do this all the time to people, what's patronizing about it?
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>>38682559
It's just kind of redneckish. Like wildly weaving in and out of traffic in a big truck.


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