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>>36233769
Was /roze/ (8c) shut down ? I can not acces to it.

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i dont think so, only to my first girlfriend prob, when she broke up with me i did some really cringe stuff, i couldnt accept it
but now that i look back i think the worst part of it was because i didnt want to accept that my mom was right when she told me she as a slut

>>36233788
Nice dubs

No, it's still up. Pretty dead though.

>>36233802
Give us those cringey details anon...

>>36233732
>at night, while waiting for sleep, I fantasize about raping his gf in front of him

You sound unstable mate. Cut your friendship and seek help

>>36233794

Calm down Norman, it's just a little violent fantasy, I would never actually do it, I like the guy.

I bet all people think fucked up shit from time to time.

Hell, some of you here actually do them. Like sniffing your sister's panties.

>>36233939
Yeah i fantasize about torturing people i don't like...

..but wanting to do it to a friend is fucked up. That's someone who trusts you and cares about you.

You are one evil deceitful snake.

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>>36233630
lmao anon, you could get some inspiration and drawn a doujinshi about it

>at least in that you can make it that she actually secretly loves you and wants to cure you from your hikikomori ways

>>36233630
stories like these makes me question the legitimacy of most greentext posts on 4chan. i couldnt imagine OP's story happening in real life.

post vocaroo of her shouting

>>36233624
you know youll go to hell for this, right?

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I'd honestly regret fucking a dude

It's why I'll never do it

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>>36233648
I'd be the one sucking and getting fucked though. I've been literally dreaming about it in my teens lust, doing it with a fat older man but idk... Maybe I'm just too horny to think

>>36233601
Just like Jews manage to function on Saturdays, we hire a specially trained human being to do it for us.

>>36233601
This shit is photoshopped right.

>>36233863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OfwhGQONbg

sex isnt a big deal really. jerking off feels better, i literally cant cum half the time i have sex and i wear the girl out to the point she looks in pain.
having someone who cares about you is nice though. it is fun to roll around and play innocent games while laughing and get texts saying i love you. try to at least build more friendships. they will makw you feel better and you can meet more women to possibly date.

>>36234826
>sex isnt a big deal really

You're a fucking liar.

>>36234826
>sex isnt a big deal really
How typical of normies, it's like a first worlder going up to a starving African and saying "food isn't a big deal, I don't get why you talk about being hungry all the time."

Fuck off you normalfag.

>the desire to be old and tell the young people that they don't know anything about life

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>>36233476
>can't do this to my parents
>70s disco music
>having a crush
>anime and vydia

>>36233476
I want to deadlift 500.
then I'll consider suicide. maybe via bench press, just to make it proper

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>>36233389
>It's true that men are also degenerate. It's true that often times, men are the more degenerate in the situation as compared to women.It's true that many men are lazy, worthless, rude, wastes of space. Violent, no morals. Promiscuous. Not curious about anything interesting in life.It's also true that many men wouldn't know what a good woman is if she knocked on their door. Men pass up chances at good women all the time - either through their own obliviousness, or because we truly want the bad women, the sluts, the thrill seekers. We say we want good women - but then we ignore them, or mistreat them, and go for the bad ones.Saying this makes me feel like a huge cuck. I don't want to be a male feminist, I don't want to be one of those guys. But I really believe this is all true. This is the male side of degeneracy, explained.What do I do? You have to help.
Ok.

>>36233389
You forget one key detail that unravels this whole sentiment. The "good" women are only good because they're fat or just plain ugly.

From a shallow perspective, obviously you would want to avoid these women due to their appearance. From the perspective of deeper thinking, you would want to avoid these women because they only developed such personalities due to their physical limitations. If they suddenly achieved the body of a Stacy, they would act like one. They're very animalistic and simply respond to the environment they're in.

>>36233457

>The "good" women are only good because they're fat or just plain ugly.

But that's not true though. Plenty of good women are hot and average.

>>36233379
>Look at this shit.... Just fucking look at it.. How dumb can you possibly be to not invent a fork? Did they really pick up two sticks and go DAAAHH HOW I PICK UP DIS FOOD!?!? and come up with an overly complex mechanic that works not even half as well as an actual utensil At least white people came along and showed them how to eat properly so they can get more than one grain of rice into their mouth at a time Christ sake
Ok, OP.

>>36233379
asians are the niggers of ethnicity

>>36233405
Women are the niggers of the world.
Pls no mute

N-n-nice treasure trail. can i suck that beauty?

no homo

So that is considered big?

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>>36233369
Th-That looks pretty nice, Anon...

>>36233209
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAll I wanna do is browse r9k on mt 30 minute ride to work. Why the fuck do these fucking people want to know where I'm going and what I do? Fuuuuck.
It's called normalfaggot

>>36233209
Get a bike and you won't have to talk to anyone in a stranger's car or have to keep paying for gas/insurance/maintenance.

>>36233209
how the fuck do you have a job if you can't even talk to a stranger about the weather for 30 fucking minutes

>>36233208
Yeah, part of me is fucking terrified but the other part of me is like, "Sure, OK. Ready to die anyways."

>>36233208
>>36233234

Even if we went to war NK would be crushed like an ant. No lives on the american continent are in danger. Fucking retards.

Does anyone else notice the similarities between trump and Kim?

Like all the things america made fun of Kim Jung about are the same things trump is? Pol even calls him their great leader.

>>36233180
>Do you know anyone, who watches this shit unironically?
That redditor who's browsing /r9k/ right now. (the Connie one).

yes but they are all also inironically gay

This show is SO great!
We all have a right to be who we are!
We all love each other!

Its OK that you are virgins, there are lots of other special things about you.

>>36233165
Sure, if you insist friendo

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>>36233165
>Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant. It makes you the parent of a dead child.
Ok, OP.

>>36233165
The World has enough people, IDC, so what, too much suffering in the world anyway, blah blah blah it's been said millions of times.
> inb4 "muh fetus"

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>>36233157
>psychologist
>tells people to man up and deal with their own problems
Normies fuck off with le fighting SJW man

>>36233166
He also advocates for zog pharma shit.

>>36233767
>He also advocates for zog pharma shit.

He doesn't seem to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us979jCjHu8&feature=youtu.be&t=23m55s

since embedded timestamps are broken, skip to 23:55