>funny pickup line
That's cute. Has that ever worked for you? Next time, how about trying a simple "hello"? Like, y'know, a normal person who isn't a complete creep? Blocked.
>hello.
Hello? Is that the best you can do? Do you honestly think I'm going to reply to someone who puts that little effort into contacting me? How about you try to be creative next time? Blocked.
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Women are fucking retards.
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>oh no an unattractive man has messaged me
>what can I use to justify rejecting him that is not his appearance?
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>>38438614
The "funny pickup line" is actually not funny and actually just reveals your desperation. A simple hello is low effort and kills the conversation before it even begins. You're supposed to start off by finding something you have in common or whatever the fuck.
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Another dating site experiment
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Post chad selfies because I won't be assed to find them myself
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In July 2010, the teenage daughter of Michele Kalina made the horrifying discovery of the remains of five babies in her mother's closet, beginning one of the most bizarre murder trials of the decade. Over the course of 14 years, Kalina gave birth to at least five children, killing them just after birth. These doomed children were all conceived through an extramarital affair. Her husband, completely unaware, had believed that Kalina had a cyst on her fallopian tubes which gave her the appearance of being pregnant. She was found guilty and sentenced to 20 to 40 years in prison.
>women
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>>38438473
that's the face of a deranged person if I've ever seen one
>this is a 6x5 dick
looks big tbqhwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IgXSZOcZzQ
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>>38438389
I wish I had penis that big, mine is 15 cm micropenis
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>imagine reddit fuses with 4chan
>new name: radish
>subradishs have post numbers and anons can upvote
yfw this gets reality?
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>>38438374
this is why nobody replies to your threads, OP. stop being such a huge faggot with such shitty ideas
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nice idea, gonna buy the domain and I'll give you an update in a couple of months
I saw my soulmate today and said nothing
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How do you be happy as you get old? I don't see myself as old and happy.
When was the last time you were happy? When was the last time you had fun? Hmm
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Gonna bumpf with some of my comf
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KILL ALL NORMIES!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYTHING THEY DO AND SAY JUST MAKE ME WANNA SET THEM ON FIRE
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>>38438223
How are you enjoying the summer vacation? Have you played any video games lately? Maybe gone on a trip with your parents?
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>>38438223
Excellent parody.
I'm a NEET.
How do I get a job?
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Apply to some. Damn...
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Send out open interviews.
There are so many jobs in my area, I suck at everything so I lost 7 jobs this year but I find a new one in a week.
I live in the Netherlands, you?
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>>38438131
Living in Western/Mid Europe or Northern Amerika and complaining about not getting a job? That's the equivalent of Chad complaining he didn't get that mfff foursome last night...
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>mods think this is okay
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>>38438089
I'm going to make another one just to spite you.
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that thread has no benefit for r9k
hope it gets removed forever
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so when are mods gonna take action against these faggots spamming this board with their circle jerk?
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when they stop being dubm :)
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More importantly, when the fuck will mods start taking action against these fucking roastie enablers?
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>>38438118
This.
OP thinks a easily filterable thread is the issue with /r9k/
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2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kiIIs you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
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>>38438017
my father has lung fucking cancer because of this shit, he didn't even smoke too much, like 1 pack lasted for 2 days
used to say the same shit as you, "it helps my anxiety anon, but don't worry, i know what i'm doing"
i've never seen my father cry more than when the bad news came, i sat down with him and stayed all night by his side, feeling the utter despair from his alrady raspy voice from crying so much
when he finally calmed down, he whispered to me "you know, the worst thing is not that i'll die, it's the utter realization that because i'll die you'll be alone, i'll just burden all of you with my pain"
"it's not fair on you guys, i smoked to avoid exactly this happening, so i could keep it all within me"
he won't live for 2 months more the docs say.
fuck you, fuck you a thousand times OP.
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Severely deaf in both ears here. I blame it for my nonexistant social skills.
Any other robots here who lost the genetic lottery?
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>>38438008
That picture is hilariously bad at perspective. It makes it look like the Pepe is being carried in one of those things from silence of the lambs while they put their arm around someone who is jumping.
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>>38438008
does having a 3 inch pen0r count?
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just a quick reminder that if you don't like anime then you don't belong on 4chan
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bump so everyone gets the message
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I get incredibly depressed every summer and don't go outside because of the terribly hot weather
Anybody else?
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pls reply to my thread anons Im lonely
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>>38437980
Partially agree (I'm depressed year round). I hate living in the south because of the disgusting temperatures in the summer.
>Tfw don't live in the comfy north
South is for normalfags