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Stage 5: "normalfag".
You have a family, you have a great job or maybe you study in a great campus, you have a social life, friends, potentially have or had a girlfriend, you only come here ocasionally, you're always motivated to things like working, socializing, improving yourself, and more often than not you succeed. You think weebs are disgusting, much like other kinds of degeneracy, you're just better than those people. You think life is nice, why wouldn't it be?
Stage 4: "cyborg".
Your family isn't as loving as you wish it were. Sometimes you're not invited to parties. Others treat you differently and you notice that. Despite feeling alone, you still more or less are part of society. You have had previous romantic experiences in which you were rejected. Essentially, life is tough with you, but you still have hopes, you still try your best to be an accomplished person.
Stage 3: "robot".
You regularly use /r9k/. You don't do anything for your family. No good job, no friends, no gf, the only thing you do is complain all day here how you wish things were different, talking about your dream gf is like, expressing how angry you are at normalfags and how much of a great person you should be. But you already know you'll never be that person. You're not even trying anymore, you just want things to sort themselves out magically.
Stage 2: "wizard".
You realized the simple and obvious truth: human beings are trash. You no longer wish you had friends or a girlfriend. In fact, if you had to choose between your current life with no friends and no girlfriend, and a "perfect" live with a loving family, friends and an "ideal" partner, you'd choose your current life. To you, those who wish they had a girlfriend are no different than those who have. It's better to be kept alone than be surounded by idiots.
Stage 1: "nothing".
You are living cancer. Nobody loves you. You know you won't ever feel happiness. Everyone, including yourself, wishes you were dead.
So you just suicide.
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Stage 3.
Parents still have hope and are actively looking for jobs for me, probably out of desperation that I'll still be living with them 10 years down the line.
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Stage 1.
Haven't left my house in 6 years.
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Stage 1 here. Hi!
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Do guys actually being spoken to like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L
Or do you find this a cringeshow?
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>>35859744
>Do guys actually love being spoken to like this*
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Do you mean
1) the tone/inflections?
2) Or the content of what she's saying?
1) Native tongue is not English, so maybe I didn't pick it up correctly, but she sounds like a mother would talk to a small child. Not the sexiest of ways for me, although I know some people with issues like it.
2) About being needy: I have no experience, but my guess is this can very easily burn anyone. Even if most people in this board, me included, would find it great not only to be able have a girl spend time with you and be liked, but actually be the cause of her sole satisfaction... how long until it got old? Until your loss of freedom became nauseating?
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>>35859744
yoes
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> be me
> in high school
> every place I go to I see normalfags use the word "normie"
> Normie is now a normie meme
> browse jewtube
> "normie" being used by normies
> shotgun.jpg
Why even live
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Normans is what I've been using. I'd like to find something better though.
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>>35859730
Norwals for fat normans.
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>>35859730
my two cents
There are normies and pesudo-normies
The Normie is what you usually imagine a normie to be. But the pesudo-normie is the faggot who goes on here to steal our maymay's and use it on other sites. Spreading cancer from their sites onto ours. We need to develop a language that'll drive them away for good. or we'll have faggots like behind the meme to fuck up the system we live in and love
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What is happening to masculinity? Why is being a female suddenly better than being a male and everything that once was considered masculine is dethroned by beta cucks?
Will every bit of masculinity fade away and replaced with emotions and anal sex with men?
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HORMONES IN THE WATER
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>>35859643
>What is happening to masculinity?
Women will say they want feminine men whilst always picking the most masculine ones.
It's propaganda and bullshit.
Ignore it.
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HORMONES IN THE WATER
WATER IN THE HORMONES
Who is the best girl and why is it Karen
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I think you mean Maki-chan.
And Karen isn't even best girl in kinmoza. Yoko is.
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>>35859623
Karen is cute!!! CUTE!! Originally cute!
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>>35859623
you mean ayaya you pleb
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Tell me the EXACT steps I have to take to make my body look like this
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1. Be light skinned
2. Be thin
3. Be hairless
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>>35859583
>Acquire shotgun
>Acquire shotgun pellets
>Load shotgun with pellets
>Place shotgun barrel underneath your chin pointing towards your brain
>Pull the trigger
>???
>enjoy giving boipucci to kind chad strangers
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Step one: win the genetic lottery
Step two: don't fuck up your body
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I want to train a girl to be exactly what I want. I want to find an innocent (OF AGE) girl (NOT BOY) that is inexperienced and curious and easily embarrassed and train her to follow me orders exactly. I would train her to be an exhibitionist, a slutty show off that's incredibly embarrassed by what she's doing but secretly loves it in the inside. I want to decide her clothes every day and make her shave her pubes and never masturbate unless I allow it. She wouldn't be allowed to cum in her home, she would have to be either outdoors or in a public place. I would spank her when she's bad and make her edge every day for a week before making her cum in a super market aisle. I would train her to love sucking my cock, love anal, and love getting fucked.
I also know this will never happen
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REEEE someone acknowledge my perverted fantasy
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>>35860022
You can suck my sage insteadDigits checked
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>>35860022
Nobody gives a fuck about your autism
Leave your room and see what life is like at least once before you die
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General balding thread. At what age have you started balding?
>tfw 18 here
Post tips if there are any.
>tfw it is like leprosy in medieval times.
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Hey, what you fuckos think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpJZ3P5oMF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spFgFeOnu5A
I'm not even bald but I wanna shave my head and get one of those things just so I will finally have thin hair.
>tfw God makes you white with kink hair
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>>35859537
it looks bad, but better than i thought desu
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>>35859537
I very appreciate it, and it looks great, but if that glue will stop working, people will be merciless for him. Real haircut is always better.
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Do you own a pet? If so, tell us about it!
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I've got a cat, used to have a green cheeked conure before I had to rehome him
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have an evil chihuahua
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>>35859478
10/10 would pet.
What's it's name anon?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WE HUNG OUT AND THEN WENT ON A DATE AND THEN WE ALREADY HAVE ANOTHER DATE PLANNED AND HER ROOMMATES WERE TEASING HER ABOUT ME AND SHE'S BEEN SUPER RECEPTIVE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS SO DIFFERENT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS
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>>35859443
Bee urself unoriginally
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>>35859443
Anon, breathe calm down
Just play it cool and go with it
proud of you for talking to a girl fucking normie
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Just bee you are shelf
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>just fapped to anime girls for the first time
Is there a way back from this? Can I become normal again?
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>>35859419
what hentai did you fap to?
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>>35859419
watch onichichi first and tell me how you feel?
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>>35859419
Why would you want to go back? Stay a while.
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You don't know what it's like to be ugly. It's Hell. I'd gladly be a nigger or Jew over this.
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are you pic related? grow out your hair a little, grow out your pre-pubescent mustache and trim your beard and you'd be chad tier, faggot. Use coconut/beard oil if you want your hair to look less like pubes.
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I know very well what it's like, pic related. Kids stare, women look disgusted when they glance at me and men disrespect me. I wish i was a spartan so my parents would have thrown me out a cliff
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>>35859393
Is this your mugshot?
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Yesterday, I either saw here or on /v/ a webm of a trap guy who had his face fondled in a very cute way. He wore very heavy, anime-y makeup and had similar hair to pic related.
Can anyone help a fellow robot out?
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Sure buddy. What do you need?
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>>35859390
>Can anyone help a fellow robot out?
that depends what you want
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>>35859401
>>35859415
The name of the trap and/or the webm
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>Hunter X Hunter will never have an ending
>Gon and Killua are basically gone forever
>There will never be another long running Hunter x Hunter anime
who knows this feel?
[/spoiler] Bonus feel: Berserk will never have an ending
Feels really bad man
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Do you think BNHA will become the next biggest thing?
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>>35859396
no
it's good but it's not HxH good, it will definitely remain semi popular though
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>>35859473
I've never watched/read HxH but how would you rate it against the Big Three (for the sake of reference)
Also if you had to guess what would BNHAs most likely running rival be rn?
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My favorite TV show is Steven Universe and my favorite video game is Undertale and I'm also gay
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>Undertale
>Steven Universe
Tell me, what is it like belonging to two of the most cancerous fan communities on the internet?
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>>35859387
>Tell me, what is it like belonging to two of the most cancerous fan communities on the internet?
just because someone enjoys those things doesn't mean they are a part of the fanbase
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>>35859449
Well, it must be nice to enjoy things without letting the fandom ruin it for you. Ive tried getting into SU,UT, and attack on titan and the fandoms ruined it for me by constantly fighting and being obnoxious about it. I knew a girl at my school who would wear cosplay everyday and would talk about these things literally nonstop. she wasnt even autistic. It got so bad that even someone mentioning these things would give me a literal headache.