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it's been pretty sad recently, for a pretty long time, how are you guys pulling through?
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Have been constantly told "it's getting better, Anon!" when I was 22. 29 now and nothing has changed.
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I don't know but the last few days have left me both sad and angry. /r9k/ was especially bad the last few weeks. I also can't sleep for shit.
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>>35303140
Badly, but I won't kms yet.
I have a family that I couldn't do that to.
But my first 20 years have been pretty bad, and I don't except things to get much better.

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She's been on a trip to Europe for the last five months. We'd always been a little into each other and we finally made out a couple days before she left.
During the first months of her trip, she behaved in some way that made me think that she was "crushing" (for the lack of a better english word; I'd say "enchochandose" if this was a spanish board) on me: very effusive and frequent texts and shit.
But one day she texted "greetings from European City", I replied with "how you doin there gyal" (or something similar in spanish) and we didn't text or talk since then. This was in december.
Besides the fact that I don't know what my chances are with this girl after she comes back (I'd be open to stuff, she interests me), I don't if I should congratulate her on her birthday, which I found is today. She always did with mine (august) in the last 3 years.
Help me, /r9k/.
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You lucky normalfag, go congratulate now, just don't think about "love" (affection, interest whatever) This is about good manners.
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Yeah robro do it now
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>>35303133
Yeah sure do it but remember that woman travel only for one reason (the same reason they do everything actually) : to boost their ego. So I don't want to be that guy but she's probably having sex everywhere she lands man.

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Get in here if you're a real winner.
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> 0 replies

Origamio
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>>35303096
I'm definitely a winner of life.
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I was born at all. That makes me a winner already.

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Serious question:

Why are you guys so gay?
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>>35303055
For me, a combination of genetics (gay uncle who died of AIDS) boredom with straight porn, propaganda but mostly it's choice. Geting with guys just feels really good to me.
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Because my mother was a stupid whore.
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Prison gay
Obviously

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The best way to deal with the normie isto not reply to his threads
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Or just use sage when replying
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>>35303551
when you reply, you might provoke some other replies that won't be saged, so this is not a good method.

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Comfy af robot discord with 200+ members, come join if you arent a normalfag or a roastie.
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>>35302966
Would help if you posted a link.
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https://discord.gg/HTHjcQU
kek im retarded
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>>35302966
OP here, the actual Discord is
https://discord.gg/Tvkq7sG

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anyone else watch internet reviewers?

> be me
> earlier me
> at grotto of college cuck acquaintance
> irate gamer is coming to columbine college to talk about shit
> joke about raping him
> watch old reviews and have a cringe orgy
> haven't thought about irate gamer in years
> googlefu.ogg
> see what he's been up to lately
> rather than look at his twitter or youtube page we google his name like the world's most autistic detectives
> find his home address
> find out he lives in our city
> getting hard
> pay actual money to ancestry.com for his phone number
> call him, his parents and like 5 other people who share the same name so that we can threaten them and achieve orgasm
> no reply beyond alive
> 3am
> get in car and drive to his house
> balls so blue cum is dripping out of our ears
> drive for over an hour and never once question the autistic shit that we're doing nor why we are doing it
> in his driveway
> realize what the fuck we're doing and get scared
> looking in his windows
> light comes on
> fear.wav
> slowly pull out and drive away
> get home
> joke about it like we totally got him
> we stalked a d-list internet celebrity who we don't even fucking like
> there were six people directly involved in this
> rip jewario
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>>35302902
>>be me
Who the fuck else would you be, fag?
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>>35303137
>he doesn't control multiple bodies
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>>35302902
>post subject
>pic
>last line
>filename
kek

Are actual 10/10s even real?
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No, none of those number rating systems are real because beauty is subjective, dumbass
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>>35302901
skyrims pretty good
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>>35302923
>Skyrim
>10/10

Site is 18+ buddy

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>captcha now has grammar quizzes
>can't pass them
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>>35302887
Can you take a screenshot? I haven't gotten any yet.
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FUCKING ANSWER ME, OP. I DEMAND IT.
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>>35302903
>>35303004
It asked me which phrases in the list were written incorrectly, and I failed after taking ten minutes to answer. Haven't gotten another yet though

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Anyone enjoy looking at random places on google maps? Don't know why i enjoy this shit but I find my self doing it for hours at some points
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Same here


originaluu
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>>35302910
stuck between ditching society for a year or two to travel when I finish high school or just becoming an officecuck, maybe this obsession with looking at random places means I should travel
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you have a tab with facebook open so it seems like you are not a lonely faggot

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>The doctor said I have scurvy.
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>>35302806
Oh wow, that's pretty hard to get.
Do you hate vegetables and fruit that much?
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>>35302806
time to take your tendies with a side of sunny d
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>>35302806
The fuck? Why are not regularly taking multivitamins? If you're not going to eat properly or go outside the least you can do is try to make it less harsh on your body.

Im completely and utterly bored with life on this planet. I fully umderstad why some people just kill themselves. You guys got any tips to spice up this mundane life?
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I feel the same way, but its probably just the type of depressing existential crisis many 20-somethings experience at some point.

What does the average day look like for you?

Are you working?

NEET life is terrible. Ever since graduating uni I have had fucking nothing to do apart from looking for work.

You need to find some hobbies to break up the days. Go for a drive somewhere, even if its just for lunch. Plan out some stuff you want to get done this year - i.e. work part time, get a full time job relevant to career interests, save up for a holiday, learn something, etc.
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Join the military and learn to kill, that will definitely spice things up.
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>>35302795
sit on a wall with a view of the sea and never come here again.

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How does a loser fembot in her 20s who's never had a job get a bf?
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step 1: have a cunt

done
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>>35302769
>dont be too fat
>sign up to a dating site
>that's pretty much it
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Location? Why haven't you had a job?

I was wondering what other boards you gaylords go on.

I'm big on /a/ck/biz/mu/fa/ and /gif
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/pol/ and /lgbt/

Not orog
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>>35302654

thats an interesting combo. do you actually suck dicks or just identify with those who do?
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>>35302666
>Satan asking if I'm a fag

Umm what should I do

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What does r9k think about this?
Do you think this is true or false?
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Women weren't educated for hundreds or thousands of years dumbass
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>>35302631

So what? They get education dummed down to their level and they're still dumb
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>>35302631
How the fuck is that supposed to change your genetics to make the brain dumber?

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