Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7176. page

>>36028861
what did your cousin taste like?

>>36028881
I dunno, I've never given oral sex to a family member.

I'm 23 soon and there are many people older here. What makes you think you're special?

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these threads are always funny

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>>36028855
>tfw the average person's IQ is 100
>tfw a literal medical retard has 70 IQ
>tfw the difference between a normal person and a retard is 30 IQ points
>tfw you know people with 30 IQ points more than you
>tfw you are literally a drooling retard compared to people you talk to on a day to day basis

this is strangely relieving

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>tfw too intelligent for the test
How did I do it, guys?

>>36028840
what if i'm all of those except for the making new friends part?
people are scary, anon

>>36029035
People tryna to find meh

I aint clickin that shit nigga

>>36028840
Is discord for people who don't play vidya aswell

>>36028804
I'm going to say 7/10. A bit too attractive to fish for compliments on /r9k/.

>>36028804
That's not you you're probably a fat ugly greasy haired man. Why pretend to be a girl on the internet?

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this is now a thread to post attractive women in.
i always like those threads

>>36028804
8,5/10

>>36028801

That sucks, at least you speak fluent English now robro.

Do you think people with autism have low empathy? do you feel sad when your gf is sad?

Also stop playing on EU server on league.

>>36029396

Some doctors said I had some long wordy thing that translates to basically being a psycopath

>cyka blyat eu servers should be (((diverse)))

>>36029833

So why don't autists go around hurting and manipulating people like socipaths and narcissists?

Also i was just messing with you, we can play together if you'd like.

>>36028781
get the fuck off this board

>>>/b/

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tfw no master race bf

steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/

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hmm, not exactly sft

I'll post the discord link, as it'll probably be hijacked by sft anyway

https://discord.gg/TBENaeN

More compassionate, less cruel.
That is my wish.

>>36028664
buiId wall

>>36028664
No humans

Yes. l'm a piece of shit.

I am, either catatonic or manic and utterly incapable of the simplest tasks.
I kind of think ADHD is just a meme illness and I'm not sure if the ritalin helps or hurts this whole mess. I've seen 4 psychiatrists in 5 years and they all diagnose me with a multitude of newagey bullshit and tell me how much better it's going to get, to just take pills and the bottom is lower every time. Don't even have the volition to fill my prescriptions anymore, unless a withdrawal is imminent.
Whenever hyperproductive normies talk at me about their terrible ADHD, I think that one of our shrinks must be wrong. Both, probably.

>>36029506
Do you know what catatonic even means. Ive seen people on here say schizophrenia is like an acid trip.. you fuckers have no idea what mental illness is. Thats why you call it a meme. Youre not sick. Just completely retarded.

>>36028592
>no plops
>not a scat webm

I've come to expect these kinds of things.

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>Aren't you going to lick my ass, anon? I thought you said you were a freak?

>>36028777
i'd love to tickle her asshole with my tongue.

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>>36028591
i wish i fucking knew, anon

i wish i fucking knew

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>>36028651
did you ever actually get to date her?

>still has the capability for love
Get out

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>>36028540
about the same as cumming in a vagina I'd assume

I want to destroy tomoko's tiny frame.

>>36028753
>you will never impregnate a tiny, sub 5 foot woman and then watch her struggle to do simple activities as your spawn inside her severely burdens her at all times, a constant reminder that you've absolutely owned her worse than any shackles

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>>36028533
i miss u anon

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>>36029234
it's okay anon, I love you anyway

Where to get a clingy gf like this???

>>36028525
Barrack Obama.

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>>36028550
>no one ever made that exact post before on this board

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>>36028525
There is none desu

We can only dream of reaching the level of the based Shipgod

>>36028499
Ill leave way too much evidence, splooge, cum, blood, hair, my credit card info on the knife I bought. The meth that fell out of my back pocket that my half finger print is on. My shoe prints, the blood caked all over my shirt when I stab you in your aordic artery.

I

Once I was driving late at night and saw a homeless man sleeping in the side of the curb. I could have easily ran over him, he would die and nobody would ever know it was me. I just didn't want to do it, I'm not that much of a piece of shit yet.

>>36028499
don't wanna inflate their ego by makin em think they were worth an effort

What does it mean to look depressed?

>>36028555
sadnesss is when you cant get tripps

>>36028464
girls can't be depressed, she was probably just bored.