>It's another episode of "I accidentally took a picture of myself"
Now i want to kill myself, i always knew i am not good looking but i never knew i was that ugly
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Iktfb. I managed to avoid almost every picture of myself. I never was there in school and family photos, i have 0 pics of myself on my phone, and don't have any social media. I'm safe now, right?
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I have this weird effect where I look fine in daily life but shitty on pictures.
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>>39276986
Your brain does that, it makes you see your face and other faces better looking than they really are
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>speak a foreign language as a male with an accent
>sound retarded and embarrassing
>speak a foreign language as a female with an accent
>sound very cute and often times preferable to the native accent
End my suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp3kET7ZXYw
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Male accents can be cute too. Unless you're Indian, then you should just kill yourself.
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>>39276924
I want to do unspeakable things to Alice!
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>>39276924
What accent do you have anon
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Everything about MBTI goes here.
What is MBTI? Some shitty personality test. It gives you letters.
>E (Extraversion) means you like people, I (Introversion) means you're gonna die alone, kiddo
>S (Sensing) means you think about now and are more real, N (iNtuition) means you think about the future and abstract shit
>T (Thinking) means that you fucking think, F (Feeling) is your personal death sentence
>P (Perceiving) means that you're an impulsive little twat, J (Judging) means that planning gives you orgasms
There's also cognitive tests (which are cosidered real MBTI) , which is 100x better than the shit above and will actually tell you something about yourself.
>Level 1 - Fucking horoscope level shit
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>Level 2 - Shitty cognitive tests, may or may not give you an answer
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/
>Level 3 - The good cognitive test, god tier, will give you an actual result
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
>Bonus level - How much of an edgy fucking faggot are you?
http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php
>Bonus level - Yet another shitty personality test
https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test.php
>Bonus level - How much do you whine daily, pussy?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
t.ISFP fag
Life is suffering.
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8w7 INTJ on all tests, I score around the 80th percentile for dark triad tests on all 3 factors
literally coldsteel tier, i'm so edgy it actually become charismatic in that endearing way
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You should kill yourself
KIll all S fags
INTP here
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>>39276766
lmao, enjoy dying alone nigger.
I'm a moralfag and I'm depressed. How do I hold onto my ego and valued without giving into temptations and becoming a total degenerate to ease my pain?
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HAH. don't ask me, i get by on a litre of vodka per day (if I can afford it) and smoking weed till I throw up and fall asleep. otherwise it's cheap beer and stomach issues.
better make your call quickly if you're anything like me
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Bump why wont someone help?
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>>39276621
>How do I hold onto my ego and valued without giving into temptations and becoming a total degenerate to ease my pain?
Realise that all degenerates will burn in hell one day, to the point where degeneracy disgusts you so much that the sole idea of doing it makes you sick.
Also get a wifu, unironically
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Which is the most robot pets?
Cats or dogs?Other animals welcome, too.
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spiders because they are misunderstood and normies hate them for no reason
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>>39276681
Have fun with your animal that doesn't think and basically functions off of nervous system reactions.
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>>39276553
Dogs are a great pet. They are active, fun and loyal.
Cats are the most robot pet.
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Get dubs in this thread and your depression and anxiety will be cured
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kill my depression
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Really? Its that easy? Dubs are my speciality
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I do hope this works.
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>had that dream again where I miss a flight because I can't find any good clothing to wear
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>>39276296
>fly to Poland in sweatpants and have to spend $250 on jeans because I forgot to pack any pantsno one will get this reference
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>>39276296
>>39276468
How do you dream?
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>>39276296
>just woke up from a comfy dream where I have friends and we're all having an amazing time hanging out
>tfw also have to go wagecuck in an hour
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>college roommate is a chad
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Chad roommate would hook you up with girls. Be happy.
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>>39276291
No way. He thinks I'm weird right off the bat. It's always awkward when we see each other.
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>tfw starting college at a private 1 room apartment i share with nobody
thanks dad!
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why do you browse /r9k/
for what purpose
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I have nothing else to do while listening to music
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>>39276218
Better than public education
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>>39276218
I'm feeling conflicted and I hope I find someone say something that will change my view of things. I know I'm desperate
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Fembots... be honest... would you date a 5'5 manlet?
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same here femanons but im 162cm(5'3.8)
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I would only date men that short if they were traps who i could share clothes with. :3
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>>39276064
Maybe, but not if he has a complex about his height.
>>39276077
No I'm 5'3" so that's too short.
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What's everyone's preferred suicide method?
Mine is an anti-emetic followed by a massive paracetamol overdose - something like 130g or 260 pills should do for a 65kg male. You can take them over a few hours.
1) paracetamol is cheap and readily available in most shops
2) once 24 hours have passed, there's nothing a doctor can do. so you get to spend four days dying surrounded by friends and loved ones
3) since your loved ones will know you're going to die several days in advance, you don't need to write a note which can get found by your mom after you chicken out at the train station and you end up with a lot of explaining to do.
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>>39275888
Just the rope for myself. I'm a sucker for traditions.
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>>39275908
Would you be dropping from a height to snap your neck, or just kicking the chair from under you to strangle to death
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>>39275888
dying of liver failure isn't exactly great
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What would your ancestors think of you?
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>>39275829
I'm more disturbed by the fact that those guys are wearing flipflops than anything else.
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>>39275829
>Legio_Nubia_V_recieves_donatives.webm
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>>39275829
my ancestors were slaves for 700 years in a buffer zone where multiple big powers clashed and whoever held the territory were the slave owners some of the powers being germanic, slav, nordic,maybe mongols, various knights and untill recently communists. Boy do i hate niggers
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Is becoming an electrician a smart career choice? Asking for me
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>>39275759
yes
i wanted to be one but its hard to get into an union.
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>>39275759
Only if you know how electricity works.
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>>39275779
not op but I am 30 retarded and work in food service could I learn?
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If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money? How would you spend your time? Would you leave everything behind and start fresh?
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>>39275611
I would get plastic surgeries. Then start anew.
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>>39275621
what would you have modified?
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how much we talking here? it makes a big difference, couple mil and I might just but a house and put the rest into an income fund. more and we are talking multiple sports cars, vacation real estate, a severance package for most people who supported me and excommunication of pretty much everyone I know.
>I'll be your friend anon
anyone else low key not want friends?
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sort of. just a few really, really tight ones. the ones you sit around a fire with, or play on some old consoles. the rest seems like an obligation, even as a social type.
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I just want one extremely close one, preferably in the form of a GF. In the past I have been extremely content with this arrangement. The problem is most people arent like this and will feel smothered by me.
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Me. I sometimes start craving friends or gf and then I realize I don't really want that.