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>>38498972
Kids are really fucking depressed if that's the case bro.

I don't know. I can't tell. I used to be able to. Kids are weird now.

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>>38498972
Well, I'm 10-12 mentally

but chronologically almost 30

>>38343254
I am not addicted to masturbating. I am a male which means my balls create sperm that has to be released, just like the exces of piss or poo, so I give myself a release. Sometimes once per week, sometimes twice, or a couple of more times. This isn't addiction, r-right?

>FUCKING CAPTCHA LOSES CONNECTION WITH THE INTERNET SOMEHOW ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE TO SOLVE IT MANY TIMES.

>>38343254

getting a shower requires time.

>>38343254
About the cold shower meme are we talking
>so cold I can't feel my fingers and feet
or
>halfway between extremely cold and lukewarm

Noriko#6590

add me and i can talk to you for awhile~

bridge1833
I'm very bad at keeping up conversations.

>>38343139
2012 / 2013 was a great time for me

i managed to get some dates and get laid

2017 = 0% success

i get ghosted, "matches" wont answer hell i feel worse like a 1/10 and im even not fat or really ugly

>>38343226


yeah, my matches have good conversations with me but they always tend to stop replying and I don't know what the reason behind that is

>>38343257
most landwahles which look like 3/10 searching only for 8/10 / 9/10

if youre under this you dont even have a chance for whales

>tfw fat ugly whales even reject you cause they got a pussy and there are enough good looking chads to fuck them

I'll probably kill myself.
I'm only really putting it off so I don't upset her.

>>38343217
I mean for many robots its the only person that cares about them. i couldnt really afford to lose her.

>>38498959
>How many five year olds could fight at once?

*could YOU fight at the same time

OP is such a loser he wants to beat up some five-year-olds.

>>38498959
I'm fat and easily overwhelmed, if they'd jump on me and pin me to the ground I'd be done.

I've been getting sick of living in my parent's basement, too. I recently decided to try and get things together by studying computers and becoming a tech, turns out tech jobs pretty much all require a college degree...my luck. (I'm a college drop out)

>WHO warns

Literally WHO?

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>born in time to see normies go extinct

is this the silver lining boys?

>>38498929

Knowing my luck, I'll probably get it from a public bathroom.

>>38342905
Sky burial or cremation via atmospheric reentry

>>38342905
Either frozen like Walt Disney or mummification. I've had a death fund since I was a little kid. That alone probably has something to do with why I am here.

>>38342905
who gives a fuck? after your dead its over.

If you suck a hole, you'll suck a pole.

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>>38498905
This is true.

I hate it how the hypergamic modern day sexual market FORCES everyone to engage in all sorts of degenerate and bizarre sex acts just because they're "normal" and to compete.

Hell if you wanna "date"(not that you should) you're expected to know the basics of BDSM now because somehow every fucking roastie has a domination fetish now.

I don't know what the fuck is going on

you are what you eat

*ejaculates early*

ROAST BITCH

>>38342900
>Sorry, I'm just not interested in you that way.
L8R T8R

Why yes certaintly, I will not let my unsolicited romantic interest in you invalidate a platonic friendship with you.
I see you as a individual with their own needs and desires. I will dismiss my romantic feelings and continue to explore romance with other people, like an adult instead of some clingy obsessed Asperger's creep getting angry over unrequited love.
I also thank you for being honest about your feelings and not making things awkward for me...