>Tfw you haven't had Internet at your domicile for over 24 hours so you're forced to use your mobile.
>>34558426
You poor thing. That must be so diffiicult for you!
>>34558426
OMG, that's so frustrating! Right? I can't even think of it happening to me!
>>34558426
not that bad
cc: essena oneill
>I've got social anxiety!
You're in like fifteen different clubs/societies and go out every weekend with a huge group of friends, and you always complain about how you hate being alone.
Meanwhile, the very thought of having a gf makes me shrivel up inside with fears of incompetency and failure.
>Omg I'm OCD because I think about my past soooooo much
YOU FUCKING BITCH, THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE SO SELF ABSORBED
>Ugh, I'm so depressed...
Cause your gf broke up with you? You don't know the depth of loenliness and self hatred some people in this world drown in every single day, but some heartache (HEARTBREAK IS THE NORMIEST SHIT EVER AND THE WORST THING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT TO SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER FELT LOVE, YOU FUCKING PRICK) has you down? Cry me a fucking river, scum.
Please post your own relatable normie "mental illness" situations. Pic related, it's now trendy to be normie tier mentally ill, and it's fucking pathetic.
>>34558412
op why do you care so much about normiz?
This is an useless /thread
>Please post your own relatable normie "mental illness" situations
stay inside all day.
>>34558412
It's strange how people never notice other people's pain. They always look the other way. Until some normie wants to describe their meme tier mental health issues. I feel you OP I feel you. But the more you alienate yourself to other people. The harder it's gonna be to blend in
It's February, r9k.
How was your first month in 2017?
Mine was shitty. I've accepted no-one wants to be my friend, no-one wants near me, and I've embraced the loneliness.
Today is my birthday. Please wish me Happy Birthday
I watched a lot of anime
>>34558391
I can relate to that
This is probably the lowest point I've ever been at emotionally
>tfw contemplating suicide because I'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)
Good, that way we won't have to see this thread anymore.
You sound pretty good too me, I'm 6'3 and short titty monsters disgust me, I would like a girl around 5'10 t b h.
>>34558311
>tfw contemplating suicide because I'm too tall (5'11") and my boobs are too small (36A)
it could be worse
Who /trashtv/ here? Just got into this. There's something great about watching disgusting, low IQ, low-tier normies delude themselves into happiness.
>TLC
>reality shows exploiting the mentally ill
What shows was TLC originally known for before all these clickbait shows started airing?
>>34558270
Originally it stood for "The Learning Channel".
Ironic ain't it?
>>34558220
I've been pretty into Gotham lately. It's by no means a bad show but I have no idea why they would bring back Jerome just to get me all excited just so they could start a Nygma storyline. Pretty shitty thing to do.
How the fuck do I get over my fear of death? I want to kill myself but I'm too much of a pussy.
>>34558207
stay awake for at least 24 hours or until really fucking tired
drink nothing except water
no sugar
drive and let yourself pass out/ zone out
there you go, and you will be too weak to resist as well so you can't pussy out
>>34558207
>>34558275
i nearly get myself killed doing similar delivering pizzas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
listen to this piece of shit
For those who have accepted that they will die alone, what do you do to fill your time?
>>34558205
Anime, vidya and shitposting.
>>34558205
Drugs. Mostly morphine and cannabis wax.
>>34558205
Play vidya, become better at my trade, shoot guns, play war hammer, eat good food, shitpost and live life as an apathetic freak of society
What the fuck is the point of this board anymore robots?
fgsfsd
>>34558162
To shitpost, it seems.
>>34558162
Blow off steam
If a guy is best friends with a woman with large breasts it means:
-he has groped her at some point
-they are close enough that she doesn't mind getting changing her clothes, showering, skinny dipping, being casually nude in front of him (he's so used to seeing her naked that he doesn't even think of it as cheating)
-he has probably motorboated her at some point
-even though he doesn't casually grope her while he is in a relationship, they still do tight hugs where her breasts are pressing hard against his body
-he follows her on social media where she posts a bunch pictures that show off her cleavage/breasts size
-when you go swimming and she's invited, she's guaranteed to be wearing some skimpy bikini and give your boyfriend a boner
-they probably have slept together and cuddled together and he has rested his head on her breasts
-if you have small boobs , he will secretly grope his best friend to help him get an erection before having sex with you
>tfw female best friend once accidentally grabbed my erect dick when we were fooling around
Closest I've ever gotten to sex
>>34558136
>Seeing some girls tits is cheating
>cant hug a best friend ever
>even though friends cant be friends on social media
>popping a stiffie becuase you saw a girl in a bikini which he can not control is bad
Jesus anon
i think you took a wrong turn there roastie, ain't nobody with gfs or big tittied friends round these parts.
What do I say to her robots, what can I do? She's in one of my Uni classes and I really want to approach her.
>>34558117
She's already gettingBLACKEDso don't even try
>>34558134
Never, she's pure fuck you /pol/
if they have winged eyeliner don't do it
it doesn't matter if they're a boy or a girl
i'm sorry just go talk to her
>all observable life ends when you die
>tfw it can only get better
Fuck that "red pill" and "blue pill" nonsense. Realising this will turn that frown permanently upside down. Hurry up man,just do it. Nothing really matters man. Literaly nothing matters . All these problems you think you have,they aren't really problems. They are just how life is. The only reason you think it is so is becuase of the personal agendas everyone has. They want you to think having a girlfriend or lack there of is important. They want you to think there are race issues,and religious issues. When in fact it is the people who mke the money is the issue. But even with them,it isn't because in the end when you die,wether there is a heaven,or hell,or whatever you think there is,once you die it will no longer be an issue. That is all there is to it.
>>34558051
True once you die the endogenous dmt kicks in you'll be like YAHOOOOOOOOO
I realize this but I still consider suicide because I don't have any grand motivation for this life.
>>34558234
Shouldn't your grand motivation be "to be happy"? Why not do what you like and forget about the consequences.
Robots I am thinking about taking Boxing, what is your stance on boxing? I want to take boxing to better myself and get stronger. Right now I'm fairly skinny and I believe if I start taking boxing it well help me get better at being strong and confident.
>>34558041
i have a wide stance, backfoot at a 45 degree angle, left fist slightly lower than my right.
>>34558041
>tfw no boxer gf
>>34558041
I think boxing is too dangerous. Boxing bad. White flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A6gkzSv8so
A Day in the Life by The Beatles
Right at the end when the last note is struck and it softly reverbs into silence.
Sometimes I fantasize about doing it and it gives me a soft happy feeling
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X7wc-IFK_b8
I just want to OD on psychedelics to this song in the middle of the nevada desert. Thats honestly all i want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE
This is the perfect song to commit suicide to and you can't convince me otherwise.
Could you kill your waifu to prevent her from ever feeling sadness, pain, and sorrow again?
>>34557933
My waifu would want to deal with the shitty feelings of reality. that's like the whole point of the game she's in.
>>34557933
yes
I'm all for a good murder-suicide.
>>34557958
Did I guess right?
Who /stalker/ here. Anyone have any tips, tricks, or stories.
Ive recently invested in some nice night vision binoculars to aid me in my endeavors.
Tfw will never be stalked by qt robot boy
>>34557926
wait night vision is real? ive always assumed it was just for games and movies
>>34557974
Of course it's real you fuck what do you think the army uses