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What are you fellow robots drinking? For me its beer
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>drank 6 18oz beers on wednesday
>horrible hangover next day
gunna be a couple weeks till i drink again
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trader joes brand bourbon. have to limit my drinking today though, I have work at 7:30am and a half hour (minimum) commute before that
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What's some good booze to mix with coffee ?
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Just finished talking with the surgeon robots. First surgery in a few months. See you on the other side :)
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post before and after
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>>34942538
I'll do, fortunately the surgeon is one of my father's friends so I'm getting a discount too. He used to work with traps so he must be quite good. I was just gonna level my brown, but he told me he wants to work on my chin and cheekbones as well.
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>>34942698
post pics, i wanna get a rhinoplasty at some point or maybe my chin
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hello robots, fembot here.
would you fuck me?
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Nice penis loll
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>Hello robots, fembot here (male)
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This is not a woman..
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Please mods just fucking ban me, I have no self control just fucking ban me now, I'm ruining my own life and each day I spend here I know I'm just hurting myself
I want off this ride, please I'm begging you
ban me
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no, you fucking faggot. stay here. don't give in to these normies, don't become one of them. Become the true alpha and just post here 24/7
Don't fucking get up at all to go to the bathroom. just piss in a bottle for the rest of your fucking life and have someone give you empty bottles and empty them out.
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>tfw spend more time on 4chan than off
How did it get this bad?
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>>34941482
>no qt trap to empty their pissbottles for them as they pwn nubs
I managed to get a date with a girl, we were going to go out tomorrow.
She messages me
> Wait tell me the truth are you a virgin?
> Oh I'm sorry, I don't want that much responsibility, I'm sorry we can't.
I literally can't get a girl because I'm a virgin.
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>>34941199
it was all a ruse with her friends u retard
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She asked you if you are a virgin and you answered yes? You know, telling small lies isn't too bad of an idea.
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just lie or say you did it once
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Helo dis iz apoe
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>>34941165
Don't ever call this number again, cunt.
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helo iz dis husky?
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howe yu fin meh?
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>Daddy, do you know where mommy went? I heard her screaming a terrible shriek last night, and now I can't find her.... You haven't? Uhmm, okay then. Also, you don't happen to know where the kitchen knives went? Some of them are missing.
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She went to the same place you're going to.
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a little girl wouldnt notice some missing knifes. I took the sharpest one and nobody in my family batted an eye.
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You have some serious issues. Seriously.
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If you were turned into a little girl, would you have sex with robots?
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>>34941036
noNever ever ever anon, thats disgusting
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>>34941036
Not going to lie, I would be a really slutty loli
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I'd only have sex with faceless old men.
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There used to be a massive Elliot community on /r9k/, there used to be 15+ threads a day on him, and a few of them would often hit bump limit. Now we'd be hard pushed to see 5 Elliot threads per week
What happened?
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Normiescum came here and didn't like celebrating a true robot, because they know they would've been one of his victims.
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>>34941023
And they would have deserved it
Elliot Rodger is truly magnificent.
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>Tfw Eliot probably lurked /fit/ but not r9k
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>mom lets loose a huge fart
>shouts "WHAM"
>pop an erection
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>>34940966
>shouts "WHAM"
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???
??????????????
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*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
WHAM
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>>34940966
>shouts "WHAM"
Hm? Wh
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Are small breasts the greatest miracle of the universe?
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>>34940942
t. Chestlet Internet Defence Force.
Get the fuck out of here you ugly ho. If you ever even get a bf he will just get stolen by the first tittymonster that crosses his path.
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>>34940942
god yes
pkwy avenue
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>>34940967
ya got me, originally too.
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It's getting serious /r9k/.
Tomorrow I will go on the 3rd date with this grill.
On the first one we went for a few drinks on the second one for mini golf and tomorrow we will see a movie and then grab something to bite/drink.
Should I try to kiss her goodbye tomorrow? Will she expect me to?
I am really nervous so how should I go about it? How do I know the right timing?
I really need help
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Ugh.
Yes. Kiss her.
Establish a sexual connection or you will look like your penis has shriveled in her eyes.
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>>34940986
During the movie put your arm around her and pull her into your chest. Depending on the mood, possibly grope her some. Thank me later.
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>>34940986
but I never kissed anybody before and don't want it to be awkward
>>34941021
I didn't order a partner seat
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Tell me, how does it feel to fall for shilling tactics for so long, neo-/r9k/? Can we expect this board to be a "trap" sanctuary a year or two from now?
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this board started going to shit when the first wave of redditors came to take screen caps and take them back to /r/4chan for upboats
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Who cares. /r9k/ has been shill central for years, nothing to see here.
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>>34940860
Making a /trap/ board would solve the problem, allowing only trap threads on /trap/ will clear the trap problem on every fucking board.
But for some reason chink moot and original moot never wanted this.
That will probably make the indoctrination harder.
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"Why do you care so much about sex?" 2017-02-17 09:04:35 Post No.34940856
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>Why do you put so much value in sex? It's just a bit of pleasure.
People always say this, and the answer is always the same. It's not about the sex itself, it's about the fact that getting sex implies a very basic level of social acceptance that I can't achieve. Almost everyone has had sex at my age, most of whom do it without even really trying. On the other hand, I can't even get close no matter how hard I try. It's a symbol of my incredible autism and lack of social value that make me really unhappyl
>"Why don't you just focus on hobbies or something bro?"
Because none of that shit matters to me if I'm isolated all the time, and if I'm constantly surrounded by reminders of my sperginess. Furthermore, I don't really like anything enough to just do it alone all the time.
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>>34940856
Guess I'm lucky, because I really don't have that need for social acceptance or belonging. I'm 24 and virgin, I don't see it changing anytime soon, and it never bothered me.
I do have hobbies though, and I always know how to manage and enjoy my alone time.
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I don't but i feel lonely most of the time and i think its related to sex
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>>34941026
same here but I don't have any hobbies.
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>Matt FURIE
>draws anthros
Hmmm... Really makes you think.
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I like his art even though he hates neo-pepe and 4chan. It's comfy
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>>34940820
I'm going to order Boy's Club soon.
Seems like a fun booklet.
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all memes aside, boy's club is a pretty enjoyable comic