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>>36600003
How old are you, and I will share my wisdom.

If it's legal in your jurisdiction.

>>36600037
21. I know her sister would hate me forever if I did this and she found out, and I would probably lose my living situation but if she blacks out...

>>36600050
>getting a minor drunk and high so she'll fuck
>legal

na pethanis tsoglane

Not really, I hate feeling so alone. I'd think the greatest feeling would be finding a black friend who didn't act like a nigger and really changed my views. I know I'm basically asking to find a unicorn though.

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>>36599890
Nah sexism is better

>>36599860
I had a Moroccan lamb burger with an onion ring in it.
Not slept in a few days so not very hungry.

>>36599886
>an onion ring
onion rings are better with more, like french fries

>>36599860
Fucking hell lad I could seriously do with a kebab right now.

>>36599845
You forgot to just be yourself.

>he fell for the meme

Do you see now? Do you understand? It's all a meme. There's no escape from this. No way out. You can't hide in absurdity or force things to change. You will always feel this way.

It's better do be depressed but employed, earning income, independent, and healthy than depressed and a poor turbo-fat. With luck, maybe a girl will like your sad edge and go out with you. It won't make you happy, don't get me wrong. However, you will be relatively better off.

i see your point... BUT
there is a serious malfunction involved
>i dont even know what this is LOL am i right
nigga yous a bitch cause i run off t=wit yo shit

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>>36600059
Please leave me alone, thank you.

>>36600090
uwu getting mad? its beacsue i studied the blade
baka desuu
8===D

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I SUPREMELY LOVE THIS!

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Supremely Sexy

I'm writing about him.. (hopefully warner does the movie with zack snyder as the director)
Wich soundtrack and actors would you like to see in that movie, robots?

>>36599742
Because colonization never ends.

Please let this garbage die, sage is your friend.

>>36599742
A desirable black women would choose Chad over Tyrone in a heartbeat.

You just love milfs. Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck an aged woman.

>>36599710
Don't women tend to prefer men who are older? Is there a cut off point?

Also, I feel opposed to older men doing sexual things with children. But if a mother in my social circle was watching my son and she stroked his penis to calm him down, I don't see the harm in it. Is this related to my sexual preferences? I instinctively trust women more with kids.

>>36599519
>secretly liking niggers

>>36600373
webm is unrelated good sir

>>36600457
So who are you trying to contact?

50 later, such a short wait time and over double profit.

>>36599478
Who the fuck would pick $15? 7 days isn't even that long

>>36599478
I'd rather suck on those tits

knew a guy who was 34 when he started
nobody gives a shit
just do it nigger

>>36599425
>Meet cute girl
>18 shy virgin
>Get close to her over a few months
>Go to ask her out
>You're too old
>I'm 28

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I'm in my third year, I started college at 27.

Being 10 years older than everybody else has definitely hurt me socially to an extent. Usually when people find out I'm a lot older they immediately find me completely unrelatable even though we're really in the same stage of life to me. I was a NEET during those 10 years so we're on the same terms really but they don't know that. I pretty much have no guy friends at all.

At the same time, girls seem to be more interested in talking to me since I'm older which is the opposite reaction I thought it would have. All the people I'm forced to socialize with are women usually because my major has way more women than guys. I remember I was forced into a group project in my freshman year and my partners were this pretty muslim girl and this black girl. They thought I was cool as shit when I told them my age. The muslim girl became my friend for the rest of the year, she just liked to hang around me.

Unfortunately, I'm still beta as fuck and I don't want to be perceived as a creeper for flirting with 17-18 year old girls so my personality at school is largely quiet and stoic but I'm not unpopular. People just see me differently but not necessarily in a bad way.

Just do it fgt. You got nothing to live for anyway. I prefer caffeine/weed tho

It's extremely gratifying. I love it myself.

Smoke. You know you want to. Think of how relaxed you'll feel when the nicotine crosses your blood-brain barrier. Smoke

>>36599268
Normie here. Just talk to random people that seem to like similar things to you. That's what I did and I found friends. :)

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Try and see if there's anything that might be a bit more of a social thing you could get into.

I'm not saying to force yourself into a hobby that you don't like, but try working out some? Maybe get into a routine at home and move to the gym and make a few swole gym buddies.

Or just anything along those lines, maybe. I can't offer any advice based on experience. I live a very solitary life.
Best of luck, space robot.

>>36599268
Here's a story for you
>me
>play a game of pathfinder with some guys online every other week
>sometimes ask boss for a specific day off so to better be available
>coworkers notice, ask why i'm always taking the same day of the week off
>tell 'em why
>they wanna know what this game is
>friendscore.jpg
>i've been DMing them for a few months now, and we chat at work and over discord about D&D shit and vidya

Find something social that you like and find people to do it with, you'll make friends

TL;DR meet friendos over D&D, works 87% of time

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I managed to sign up for my classes on time, didn't drop my spaghetti studying with this girl, and now I"m more or less free until I go drink with my friends later tonight. Feels fucking great, my karma's finally coming around

I'm dropping out after spending last 5 years studying a 3 year degree. All I had to do was to finish the damn thesis.

>>36599530
That's not how karma works,faggu

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>if you don't like the same female body type as i do, you are gay

>>36599237
E, not even for the body but the shy anxious girl owning it.
Or H for loli gf.

But in truth every one is ideal. I don't care about looks

Literally all of these are okay except F which is directed at a specific audience anyway.