There are only two types of white males. Chads and sissies. You aren't Chad, so why haven't you become a sissy?
>>39526974
>There are only two types of white males. Chads and sissies. You aren't Chad, so why haven't you become a sissy?
I am not white
>>39526974
I aint a chad (is any robot?) But fuck that other shit, i would fuck one though...
>>39526974
prove this to me nigger bot
How do I deal with crippling anxiety bros?
Sadly you don't, the depression will hit soon so you'll have bigger things to worry about my dude
inb4 high school kids recommend DUDE WEED LMAO
>>39526955
Practice doing things that make you anxious and become desensitized to it. Feel the anxiety, let envelope you, pretty soon it won't feel so strong
Who /druguser/ here?
"""drug-free""" alcohol/nicotine/caffeine/prescription users not allowed.
i took 8mg of subutex about 13.5 hours ago and i'm still fucked. really powerful drug. odd though, even though it's an opioid it's made me quite agitated.
>>39526978
Smoking weed right now.
wut up
>>39526978
nice post do you like to vape hash as well?
Best way to induce heart attack? Especially if you wanna die but dont want to do anything extreme aka jump or shoot.
i dont want cancer but would smoking and only eating mc donalds help? would drinking salt water help?
>>39526801
Smoking and obesity are the keys to having a heart attack. Smoke a pack a day and keep your blood sugar high and you'll get there in no time.
4loko with EC stack
>start eating mcdonalds and drinking salt water every day
>get even fatter
>pass out due to dehydration while ordering tendies and shart pants while staff laughs
I feel like I have ascended not from being a robot, but I have found a purpose in my life I have finally saved enough money to get a mortgage and a decent house in England nothing fancy just a bungalow it's a start, I'm weeks (hopefully) away from moving in and I'm going to have a dog.
That is my purpose in life to look after a creature that love's me unconditionally and can never emotionally hurt me and take half my stuff in a divorce.
Why don't you have a dog anon?
>>39526792
I am very happy for you OP
>buying a house with a mortage
>buying a house in 2017
WEW LAD
>>39526792
Who ruins a moment like that by having a fucking phone out recording it
How do I move from a small town to a big city? Preferably a big sunny one with palm trees and hot Mexican girls
>>39526790
Find a road map and get a job.
> Houston
> LA
> Phoenix
> San Diego
> Bay Area
> Tuscon
>>39526829
But I need like some college educated crazy high paying as fuck job
I wish I could get a few grand on credit or something and go and find a job and just work like a slave
>>39526790
Fuck off. You made this thread last night. No one is going to give you instructions on how to do this.
rip harambe good night sweet prince
>>39526768
rip harambe good night alt right
>>39526768
upvote muh niggah
>>39526768
How do gorillas get those vegan gains? Aren't they pretty similar to humans genetically?
>wake up one morning
>see this in the mirror
>this is your body now
What do you do?
demand my 40 acres and mule frum da gubament
>>39526739
Sauce?
23661362634254526236
>girl and minority
get as much free money as i can
Jesus christ this game is good for getting pent up stress out. Know any others that can be used for that?
>>39526718
Wow. Tame
I have to smash the wall with a blunt object to release pent up stress
>>39526718
GTA obviously
Smash Bros if you're good. Pounding tryhards on For Glory is really satisfying
>>39526718
>trying to get A+ on every chapter
Now I need another game to stop stressing out about my previous stop stressing out game.
>and the cycle of life continues....
>>39526980
I used to be this way and got real tired of patching up doors and walls. I've gotten better at holding it back, but I'll get this crazy feeling, like an electric tinge shooting from my head down into my arm, but I hold it back. It's crazy what the brain can do, man. I know there's no "energy" there, but suppressing an instinct makes the mind play some crazy tricks on you.
The modern western woman
THICC
>>39526642
Do you really expect anything more from Tinder? That website is nothing but a trash bin of human failures.
>>39526642
>implying i would stick my face in between her sweaty, fat thighs and lick that foul pussy
It probably smells like a Popeyes bathroom
>inb4 'sour grapes'
Get in here, get comfy, stay awhile. Forget the outside world with its petty troubles. Vent if you wish, there's an open ear.
ill bite
work was decent today, boss brought pizza because we had to stay 4 hours after work to stock for halloween
>>39526696
what kind of pizza, anon? was it good?
also this gif calms me down so much
anyone sleep in a hammock instead of a bed
id love one but i cant drill holes into my apt walls
bbbrrrap
pls respond
>>39526599
>id love one but i cant drill holes into my apt walls
There are stands that you can set up for that.
>>39527062
oh
i didnt know that
WHAM!
I hope you all find peace
there is no need to hope for that which is guaranteed
>>39526597
is that joe yabuki?
>>39526626
Dang.
Thanks anon.
>want to make friends
>fail
>want to get to know people
>fail
>want to socialize on /r9k/
>have to be shoehorned into a Discord server
what happened to one on one conversations?
>>39526525
>tfw you can't even talk in 4chan threads even when you're interested in the topic
i'm like you but worse, i never know what to fucking say.
Well what's your discord then OP? I'll talk to you and maybe we can be friends.
>make post
>nervous to see if it garnders replies so I save the tab and let the thread bump
>check back after the thread has been archived
>100+ posts after, no replies
everytime
How to respond to this?
>>39526516
lolololollololooklll fat bitxh xddd
Be grateful the worst thing in your life you have to deal with is a family member dying and not real problems.
>>39526516
I'll show you pain you fucking stupid bitch