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>they found the summoning circle
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>grandma fell into the crusty caverns

RIP
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>uncle unearthed the semen sarcophagus
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>coworkers found my scummy cave

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Based robot throwing acid at roasties with a water pistol

https://www.thelocal.de/20170228/fifth-woman-attacked-by-acid-throwing-cyclist-in-berlin
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>>35214853
>acid throwing
>robot
Nah that's 100% sand-people/Poo-in-loo modus operandi
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>influx of muslim refugees
>sudden increase in rape and acid attacks
is this an activated almonds thread?
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Nothing based about that. I might be bitter and all but I wouldn't harm people just for existing.

Come on.

Fuck you, op.

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I lost 30kgs in 7 months.

What's your excuse for not exercising?
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Because I don't need to lose weight and I'm not going to work out for aesthetics like a fag.
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Doubt it, if you are able to lose 30kgs and not be underweight there is no way you can consistently lose ~1kg a week.
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>>35214794
Because I have given up on life

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The further from the ground your brain sits, the dumber you are.
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>>35214760
Manlet thread?

There might be some truth about blood flow and boy height, but it seems that human's body is able to adapt with faster blood pumping rate, etc. Just one of the wonders of humanity.
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The higher you are from the ground, the wetter your dick is with female saliva.
Stay mad manlet.
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177cm average height master race reporting in

>>35214872
>ooga booga muh dick

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Which member of the Pie family do you think is the cutest?

Pewdie Pie, Marzia Pie, Edgar Pie, or Maya Pie?
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Pewd is living the dream. What's his problem?
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jack septic pie desu
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>>35215577

Jack Spedicey?

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masturbate to this
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>>35214711
done.

original
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>>35214711
omg THIIIIIICCCC!!!
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>>35214711
>even chad trees get more action than me
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

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So my school is doing a whole presentation about why we shouldn't say the word "retarded". because, but trying to ban the word will only make it more offensive. What does /r9k/ think of special people/retards?
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I think that we should be required or at least strongly recommended to get an abortion if the child is going to be special.
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stupid, moron, and idiot all used to be medical terms until people used them as insults. as soon as the next word for a low IQ person becomes popular, it will be used as an insult
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Claim to be retarded and say you don't find it offensive.

do you cut your own hair?
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I tried to a couple of times but fucked it up, now I just get pops to do it when I visit home
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Yes, bought a buzzer once and have used it for 10 years for free. Totally worth it, but cleaning hair sucks cock
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>>35214682
I do. I'm so bald nowadays it feels like the ultimate waste of money to pay for someone to cut off the few remaining threads of hair on my head.

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These girls are all below average. None of them would settle for a robot.
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>>35214681
nah, i'm pretty sure they would
i'm pretty average in terms of attractiveness, and since they're below average, they'd go for me
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>>35214681
The fuck is going on with the boy in the back? Is he chopping his dick off?
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>>35214681
the one on the left is kind of cute and the one on the right has nice udders but she looks like 14

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>tfw slowly aquiring an SJW fetish
>tfw no SJW gf to peg me whilst she gives me a rough femdom handjob
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>>35214645
This truly is the hardest feel, anon
>tell me more
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>ruining your prostate orgasms by touching your dick
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>>35214738
Gross, what's with those disgusting pinky toenails?

Fucking rancid.

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So this wannabe Stacy thinks she can constantly bully me on social media and shit by sending indirects and shit. Yeah we fucked and everything but she's crazy af and needs to be put in her place.
She only receives messages through the internet/i message shit on Iphone so here's the email that you TEXT
[email protected]
Make her rue the day she fucked with a robro pls
Pic is her
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>>35214608
bring on the nudes
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>>35214653
I can't friend
But someone elses if you post a screenshot that you texted her
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stacey is ugly af

set up for another date and break her glasses

tell her don't fuck with you anymore or you'll break her favourite finger next

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OK guys,
I'm gonna want you to show me your 10/10.
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>>35214598
thats a doll dude., hope you know that
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jnjfdnjdfndfnm
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Origional boy love

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>drink with friend(female)
>she throws herself at me, making out with me when we are drunk
>next morning she flips out and says i took advantage of her when she initiated everything
>she's making a big deal out of this and blocks me, didn't even let me respond

why do we like women again?
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We shall stop this
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Because tits, I personally hate to admit it but when I start thinking with my dick, logic goes out of the window.
Did you at least impregnate her tits?
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>>35214574
>one woman about 3.6 billion does
Man I HATE all women right?
Lmao stupid cuck

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>just bought a c++ beginners programming book

only a matter of time until i get a job now
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>>35214566
Good luck my little frog, you will need it
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Awesome you will be hello worlding in no time anon.
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>>35214566
Good luck I'm sure you will succeed

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>be us
>born with nothing
>ugly as fuck
>years of lifting to be more chad like
>become wagecuck to make it
>still ugly
>never get gf or bf
>die alone

>be chad
>born with everything
>everything handed to him
>never has to put effort or work hard
>gfs on standby
FUCK YOU. WE "COMPLAIN" AND "BITCH" BECAUSE LIFE HAS AND ALWAYS WILL FUCK US. CHADS WERE BORN ON EASY MODE WHILE WE ARE STUCK WITH NIGHTMARE
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No point complaining, you already know where that's going to get you. Ridiculed and attacked for things you could never control in the first place.
Better to just accept life isn't what you make of it, that being yourself is impossible and nobody has any of the answers you need.
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I like playing on the harder difficulties desu
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The Chad you described is a meme and doesn't exist.

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