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Who else /wet dream/ here? Fuck. I can't go 3 days on nofap without jizzing myself at night.

Does this happen because I'm a testosterone demon?
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What the fuck happened to sammy?
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More like a porn addict.
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>>39571341
yes thats why it haapens

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>Go outside
>It's nothing like being on 4chan
>People are radically different, and most are fucking stupid

Why?
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>>39571339
>and most are fucking stupid
Just like here
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>>39571339
you trust more in angry, bitter idiots than you do in normal, well-balanced idiots

why is that? theyre easier for you to associate with
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What happened to make this animal look that way?

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>tfw you realize that Chads are Chads because they had a loving family that actually cared for their mental and physical development and didn't let them sink into seclusion and eat junk and play video games all the time
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>>39571313

Yeah, sure, brah...it's not your fault, it's someone else's fault.
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Yeah, meanwhile my parents give me life long anxiety and low self esteem because they emotionally neglected me all my life and only punished me and never made up for it.
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>>39571414
It's completely true though

Most people who are well adjusted grew up in a good environment with loving families.

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>tfw thinking about to when you were 14-17
>tfw so many missed opportunities
>tfw you will never have a chance like high school again to meet people your age and get a gf
>tfw you missed it
>tfw you wasted those years playing video games and being a loner
>tfw the only thing you want in the whole world is to go back and change things
>tfw university was more of the same, only you were even farther behind your peers
>tfw girls you liked back in high school are married and have kids now
jdimsa
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>>39571296
They were the best of times, they were the worst of times.
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>>39571309
how do i get over it. there's nothing i can do to fix it
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>>39571437
You gotta accept your fate. We'll always be on the periphery.

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Thread for posting:
>what in your life needs sorting?
>why did it become unsorted?
>what are you doing to sort yourself out?
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>>39571254
how do I develop a desire to want to sort myself out?
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this is the best thread on /r9k/ all year
pay heed to OP
for they shall receive original content to inspire us all
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee-joice
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>>39571254
>what in your life needs sorting?
direction + the devil finds work for idle hands to do
>why did it become unsorted?
various childhood issues, ongoing issues, mainly externally caused.
>what are you doing to sort yourself out?
starting an internship in 2 weeks as a data analyst

how are you going to spend your night today?
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I spent my night playing video games, drinking beer and listening to misfits
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>>39571235
Getting ghosted by all my friends lmao. Also getting ghosted by this one guy whose car I want to buy. Giving that fucker another few hours then I'll text his ass.

WHY DOESNT ANYONE WANT TO INTO SKATEPARK WITH ME
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Drinking whiskey and beer while regretting my entire fucking life. I hope I get crushed by a collapsed ceiling or some shit.

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My whole life is escapism
>I write lewdfics and a lot of fiction In originaru universes I've spent years on

>My entire sexuality exists as escapism I only jack to 2D porn and that's what "sex" has always meant to me, I don't connect it to real life and I have never felt a crush or attraction to another human

>In my head I have a job and a 2D waifu

My life is shit but... I don't tend to give a shit because I can fantasize something better and forget about it aren't I experiencing my thoughts the same as real life? aren't they just as real?
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>>39571219
See I don't see why you can't do both. Why can't you fix up your life, and have a 2d fantasy world?
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>>39571259
Because one is better than the other always, I can't wait for the singularity, just stick me in an AI tube to dream infinitely desu.
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Well, yeah. My entire inner life is just 2D fairy tale nonsense.
I also use and abuse a lot of drugs and spend my time sleeping or watching tv. Real life is shit and must be escaped.

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I'm turning 21 soon boys. Who here /alcoholic/? Recommend some tasty alcohol. ok thanks
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>>39571106
Budweiser and Rolling Rock are quite drinkable and affordable. I like Yuengling Dark and Tan, Guinness Blonde and Corona with tequila and lime if I have money for that.
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jagermeister
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Buchanan 12 and cranberry juice

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What kind of girl would you be?
> cute vs ugly
> outgoing vs shy
> dumb vs smart
> qt vs roastie?
would you date ppl like us? Or go for chads and tyrones?
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I'd prefer to be cute, outgoing, smart, and qt, but in reality it would be ugly, shy, smart (really lazy though), and qt.

I'd take a beta over a chad any day.
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id probably be just as socially anxious and might even still be fat.
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>>39571067
>ugly if i retained my physical features?
>guess
>smart but there is always dunning and kruger effect
>stupid question that doesn't make any sense, why would anyone choose to be roastie?
>would you date ppl like us?
Hahahahaha no
>chads and tyrones
never

If i had the misfortune of being born a woman i would probably devote my life to a religion and live as a hermit somewhere far far away from civilization until i die of infected scratch

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That's right. Get in here for your very own waifu that will love you forever.
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>>39571051
OP please give me the perfect waifu.
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>>39571051
giv waifu pls
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>>39571139
Here you go
Her name is Chihaya. She's one of the most perfect ones I have.

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I'm 22. Is it too late to attend community college and transfer to a university?
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Most of the people at community college are old people
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>>39571039
If it's a good college and a good major, you'll probably end up better off. If false for either one of those two, it's not worth it
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>>39571059

What about the people at a university?

I hope you are all familiar with the drill;

>Trip
>Name
>Location
>Colour

The theme is TES.
Normally we play this on /bant/ but that board is empty af so today I am trying out if it works on /r9k/.
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Oh also state your
>race
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>red
>your comment was unoriginal
risk really shouldn't be on this board
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>>39571090
Just trying out something.

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>tfw internet friends all leaving one by one
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>>39570994
>tfw join a discord and try to make Internet friends, but always get nervous, causing me to start sperging out about how Trump is saving America, causing everyone to leave the discord
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>>39571041
>tfw you are the sole reason people stop enjoyinf the server
>tfw everything you like you destroy
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How do I make internet friends?
How do I find cool discords to join? Every server posted on /r9k/ is horrible

ITT: Post where you are and why with a timestamp
> Be me
> Want to leave Europe (my home is in Scandinavia)
> Whereto.tif
> Decide China due to fear of them being a big power and because I want to learn to speak it
> Streets smell like shit
> Everything is dusty and old
> Girls like me because white, tall, slim and curly hair
> Feel rich

4/10 would not recommend
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>>39570963
>day/month/year
Consider clorox
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>>39570963

>Nordic male
>Living in asia
Living my fucking dream. How do the girls treat you? Are the guys jealous?
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>>39571003
One of my favourite things to do when on the street is find a couple. Then look and wink at the girl and watch her face get shy and smile and the boyfriend sending me eyes like he wants to kill me

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>My name is Roastie
>I live on the second floor
>I live upstairs from you, yes I think you've seen me before
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Name's Chad Thunder

I'll come fuck you sometime, so give me your number and I might call you later if I have time
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>>39570940
Your name is gay lmaoooooooooooooo
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>>39571056
laughing my ass off off off off off off off off off off off off off off


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