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>tfw listening to nigger (c)rap music again

Post your best, r9k. Want to test out my sound system. Also general Rap thread. Post songs and discuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1Fg0Fmazo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zbw3KzgHBU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbpdy7vM_TI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4m6nMQEDF8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nhcv6Ho3ic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=misXgTsmxAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gQLMKg3Tbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqD57njG0iw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMZmzEpmiuA

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>Watch latest Better Call Saul
>Cry
I wanted to be entertained not feel

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Tell me about yourself /r9k/

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>dreaming
>Stacy making fun of me for the last time
>Throw her on the ground, she's lying on her belly
>Strip off her pants and panties to mid thigh
>Get my cock out to rape her
>Can't get hard
>Try rubbing my limp cock against her anus
>Can't get it up at all
>Wake up defeated

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Has anyone ever dreamed of being an international criminal, drifting from town to town, hiding your face and paying for everything in cash.

Maybe eventually move to some 3rd world shithole in Asia, smuggled in by a cargo ship or something, with a new identity in a small village, isolated from the rest of the world.

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>finally got a gf
>losing money

Holy shit am I doing something wrong? Its my first ever gf.... all we do is go to the movies once a week, maybe eat out once, a coffee like 3 times a week and my wallet is like water running through a colander

I feel like im being kucked, but women arent expected to pay right? Ive never seen that happen. Havent even had sex yet and its mainly hugs and kisses. I dont know how to ask for sex.

Halp

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How many threads or posts have you thought about making, but decided against it after finishing what you were about to post?

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>sex was an emotional rollercoaster
>you could break out into tears or start laughing like an idiot in the same fuck and it wouldn't be a problem for either of you
>looking into her eyes, smelling sebum on her hair, intertwining hands, playing footsie, and saying "I love you" all gave you butterflies just as hard as actually fucking did
>you could say her name, and she said yours
>kissing was a highlight
>you actually liked the taste and smell of her morning mouth and her sweat
>nothing was a performance and there was no pressure, only joy and fulfillment
>you loved her
>holy shit, you're inside HER
>you could be goofy and spastic as fuck and it wouldn't matter
>it felt like pure joy and light
>it meant something

>nothing's the same
>they don't want to kiss or look you in the eyes
>it'd be fucking WEIRD if somebody started crying
>your body has to look and smell perfect
>there's no love
>you're going through the motions
>you're either trying to get off or impress them
>it's like bad porn
>you have no doubt you could just walk outside and get laid, but there's no point
>you're just another cock
>you don't love them
>they don't love you
>it feels dirty
>it's become cheap

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Give me your best virgin memes, I'm making a folder.
Bonus points for OC

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Learn from his mistake. If you're going to do a mass shooting, don't put multiple 30 minute videos on YouTube. Nobody has time for it. Either put out a manifesto like Roof and Breivk, or make a few short 1-2 minute videos like Elliot Rodger. They have to be short and sweet, get your message out quickly, normies don't have patience.

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I fucking hate "people" with normal hairlines. Hope you all go bald soon, faggots.

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>You're just like an angel
>Your skin makes me cry
>You float like a feather, in a beautiful world

I know it's not even Radiohead's best but fuck this makes me feel.

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>There once was a guy named Chad
>he drove the betas totally mad
>then someone killed him
>from top of a building
>and all the women became totally sad

>Stacy had never been so grim
>betas tried to befriend her but she bailed
>so they did to her what they had done to him
>and away to the seas they sailed

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Why is everyone so fucking quiet?
>buying thing at shop
>guy behind counter says some comment about it that he was clearly expecting a response to
>just say 'ha ha yeah man' to avoid the incredibly awkward 'sorry, what?' back and forth

JUST SPEAK CLEARLY AND PROJECT YOUR VOICE FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S LOUD IN HERE

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I see too much sadness and despair on this desolated land, and I do not appreciate it. From now on, I will come every day on this board to bring what you people lack the most : hopes and motivation.

I have a robot friend IRL. The kind who spits to peoples faces if they're too close to him and he doesn't know them. He hasn't a bit of a clue how to behave in social event, if it's not about video games (though he still managed to get a girlfriend, I don't know how but it piss me off). I know him for years now, and even if we have our disagreements from time to time, there's one thing I particularly don't like from him.

He's pretty much the god of cynism. I'll skip the fact that he doesn't have any hope for humanity (which I can understand, it's fucked up out there). In fact, he doesn't have hope for anything, pretending that only talent can make you succeed. Sure, it tends to make work easier, but nobody has achieved anything without effort, and it's incompatible with the search for happiness. Anyway, survival set aside, if you do things because you want the success and not because you like it, you're doing it wrong.

I know he comes here sometimes, so if you're reading this : cheer up dude. You may hate me for what I said, but it -has- to be said. Like everyone on this board, I want you to have a better life.

Failure isn't an end, it's the first step to success.