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>>38220879
Slayer should be your go to skill.

Did you do all the quests? Quests are the best part of Runescape. Also try to get a master clue scroll, those are always a good time.

>>38220879
You mean new-school old-school runescape
Light the karamja dock on fire

>>38220790
Same reason white beta males do

>>38220790
who cares? I don't want to think about some bloke's dick. and I dont care what women are thinking about

why do males worship two round blobs of smelly fat

Why would any of us give a shit. You have to be over 18 to post here, what 13 year old kids do is completely irrelevant to us.

Look at how shitty and slutty the people that the media upholds like Nicki Minaj and Rihanna are. Right there is your answer.

Because men and women both reward that behavior.

There'd be no impetus for girls to act like that if they weren't constantly rewarded by desperate, thirsty guys who shower them with likes, compliments, and money, just for being somewhat attractive and existing.

>>38220712
>rub my fingers in my ass and then on a customers food before cooking it
Hahah, that's the spice of life fuckers

>>38220712
If you lurk /r9k/ you're handicaped

I actually did this a few days ago

It was because the mens bathroom was being cleaned and the sign outside said to use the handicap one instead, but I'm still mischievious for it

>>38220683
Time for a mental breakdown or a good ole suicide attempt. That will get them off your back for a short time.

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>>38220683
"Champ, it's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume. What've you got to lose?"

We live separate lives, I don't ask anything of them and they don't ask anything of me.

>>38220672
>mom showed me her "signs your child has autism" book
>was taken to therapists as a kid
>still wonder why i'm weird

>>38220698
>mom thinks I have assburgers
>now she thinks I don't have that
>now I have some other bullshit thing she just learned about

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>narcissism
This was way back in the tenth grade when I was introuble for telling off a teacher for constantly sending people out (including me) for the slightest rule infraction and lie about it on the write up to give a harsher punishment by administration. In addition she also publicly shaming them for their ineptitude. I refused to admit I was wrong here and my mother got an appointment to a behavioral psychologist who then agreed with me and brushed off anything having to do with narcissism because it was such an asinine thing to say. Now she constantly makes remarks to me to get me back on my medication because she can't handle that the mother-son relationship we had was absolutey destroyed by her even though I constantly stood up (when I still cared) for her when my siblings would talk down to her.

The thing I have learned about men, partly from 4chan and partly from life, that they think love and sex is something women and the world owe them.

They never realise that these things are earned; you have to work at them. Improve yourself and impress women. Learn guitar, work out, be good at things, have a decent job. Be someone a girl can respect.

Females don't owe you anything.

>>38220658
>that they think love and sex is something women and the world owe them.

Who the fucks thinks this?

>>38220527
Is that a zit on the tip of her tongue?

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Why would anybody stay friends with somebody when there's such an imbalance in reciprocal interest?

>>38220590
This, unironically and ironically.

>>38220590
because they're not insecure like you and have the courage to actually be her man?

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Detroit I assume? or downriver?

here's an old /a/ shoop

The storm was in Kentucky around 6

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>>38221772
Wait you're from Kentucky? Why mention Michigan?

ugly white men who look like ballsacks

>>38220474
a bunch of overweight old people. i guarantee everyone in this picture has high blood pressure

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>>38220508
Look closer.

CLOSER

No, not really. Women try to maintain plausible deniability. If she's actually attracted to you it will be pretty blatant.

>>38220443
Do you interact often? Does she talk to you or anything? You're not giving us much to go off

>>38220507
How will it be blatant? I've always assumed no woman has ever been interested in me

>>38220428

Yeah, weed isn't cigarettes, you're fine. I'm pretty sure weed is actually good for your lungs, like it cures cancer or something in some studies.

I recommend switching to vaping weed oils instead or using edibles.

>>38220428
>filling newly acquired used lungs with tr and other shit.
hmmmm

>>38220373
what kind of club is it?

>>38220381
a hetero party club. not a fagclub

>>38220373
why are you there if you knew you wouldn't enjoy it

>>38220352
walk with your shoulders back and your chin up AKA with confidence

>>38220406
thanks I'm gonna try, but what can i say to them?
Also i'm very conservative and formal to talk.

>>38220352
Post your face, you sound ugly

If it was worthless, you wouldn't pursue it.

BRlNG BACK SNACKS

>>38220472
bahahaha its cute how you try to find holes in what I've said, but you're wrong. love ya