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How does it feel to know that there was a time when HAVING A BONER MAKES YOU LITERALLY BAPHOMET?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NP-RsRGzVo

Male heterosexuality gets shat on in American pop culture so much. At least sex isn't associated with supernatural evil anymore.

I was raised Catholic and I've seen guilt kill the hearts of men. I've seen fear and conceit. I used to sing at funerals but I never meant it. I was exposed to dinosaurs as a kid. I didn't speak up, but I kind of assumed that if the world was billions of years old, and that religions other than Catholicism existed, that religion was probably bullshit.

What have your experiences been with leaving a religion?
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Nothing more annoying than an "ex" something
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>I kind of assumed that if the world was billions of years old, and that religions other than Catholicism existed, that religion was probably bullshit
That's an interesting hypothesis since one of the truth claims made by Catholicism is that religions other than Catholicism exist.
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>>35347107
I was raised in a baptist school, and lived in a mennonite household. I was shocked as a kid to see kids around town actually being "bad kids, liars, etc" when I strove so hard to be good.

Now I realize that I was burying my own self under a false persona and ignoring my personal thoughts and opinions in order to please other people.

And I can't stop doing that even as an adult.

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I am moving to Japan by the end of the year.

I can't STAND to WASTE one more year of my life in any country other than Japan.

Living outside of Japan isn't really living. This isn't what life was supposed to be like.
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>>35347099
Be sure to impregnate japanese girl and help their birth rates
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I'm thinking of getting a degree to teach English, what're the perks of living in Japan? Any areas you'd recommend more than the others?

I'd personally like to avoid Tokyo/big cities, I feel like Japan is small enough to commute if I need any of that weird jap experience
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>English teacher in Japan
kekkity

> tfw you hit the part of the day where doing more drugs doesn't have much of an effect anymore

Who else /drugabuser/ here?

Now to suffer and feel like shit for a couple hours before bed where I'll wake up and do it all over again.
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I used to be super dependent on weed but I've stopped buying weed and now life is pretty much the same to be honest
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>>35347179
I'm in the same boat though I'm trying to get more soon so I can make it through each day. I need to be numb to survive
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Lol i think im addicted to coffee

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Are manboobs considered normal now?
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>>35347063
Yeah, 4chan gets mad when I don't censor my nipples
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>>35347063
Even as a guy who sort of has them, I really hope not.
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>>35347226
You're a twig girl

Me in high school:
>God damn I hate my life and want to kill myself, but if I can just hang on a while longer and get into a good college without a ton of debt everything will get sorted out.

Me after getting a full scholarship to study a lucrative field:
>God damn I hate my life and want to kill myself, but if I can just hang on a while longer and graduate with a good GPA and an internship and get a good paying job everything will get sorted out.

Me after graduating cum laude and getting a cushy well-paying job:
>God damn I hate my life and want to kill myself, but if I can just hang on a while longer and get enough experience to get some job security and be considered a proper professional everything will get sorted out.

HEY WAIT A FUCKING SECOND. I've been here before. There's no happiness waiting for me after I finish pushing this boulder up this hill, is there?
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wow it's a fucking normie who woulda thought

just end yourself already since you're just gonna claim you want to
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>>35347447
I'm a cyborg, not a normie. You think any of those things I did matter or made my life better? They didn't.

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How difficult is it to pose as a refugee and move to Sweden for NEETbux?
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>>35347035
Post sauce my nigger
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>>35347035
>How difficult is it to pose as a refugee and move to Sweden for NEETbux?
How about you try then since you think refugee's lives are so easy and great

lol

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its been a while since the last good comfy thread. post comfy, feels, stories, whatever you'd like.
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dumping some favorites to get started
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2TE0DjdNqI

Here you go
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>>35347033
original comfort please don't mute

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What's some custom /comfy/ shit that only you do, robots?
>love to be surrounded by quilts/fabric when sleeping
>toss random garments onto the bed before going to sleep, especially around the pillow area
>to outsiders it just looks like I'm messy, little do they realize the methodology behind my organized chaos
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I like using three or four sweaters as pillows then use the pillow to hug while I sleep
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I like rest my balls on the sink basin as I brush my teeth so I can piss easy. Multitasking too.

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Who here plays old school runescape?
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I quit two years ago. I completely lost all will to play after I beat Underground Pass and got admitted into the Legends guild.
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>>35347790
Get that quest cape.
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>>35347832
Ok, ill resub tomorrow.

post really bad facebook memes
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>>35346937
This is so much funnier than any Facebook meme any normies has ever made me read ever. Still not funny, but you know.
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fixet

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So last night I was but why then do that so because I would done did that?
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>>35346914
I'll give you a single reply
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>>35346914
Dum dum neeed gum gum
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le ebic gibberish meme XDDDDD
*retweets*

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Whats an /r9k approved persuasive speech topic?
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>>35346850
>Whats an /r9k approved persuasive speech topic?

DISMANTLE THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL LAWS ON THE AGE OF CONSENT

THESE OUTDATED, RELIGION BASED LAWS ARE HOLDING BACK PROGRESS IN OUR COUNTRY AND THE WORLD
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>>35347165
That's too radical. First you need to challenge the notion that children are asexual. Always talk about the children, never about the pedophile.

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Hey robots, I made a video about why the wage gap doesn't exist

https://youtu.be/CUz_tLXuv-A

I'm tired of hearing women complaining about having completely equal rights in the western world
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>>35346840
I felt uncomfortable watching this for some reason, but good of you to make youtube videos.

I'm not doing anything productive or creative.
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bumping for all roasties to BTFO
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How do l make youtube videos?

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Fembots of r9k, why the fuck do girls do this?
>girl posts weird shit on social media about how she's "a worthless piece of shit" and just pictures of her crying
>I feel kinda bad so I ask her if something's wrong
>she says she "doesn't want to talk about it"
>I say back "alright, I hope things get better for you"
>she says "it wont"
>I say "it's ok if u want to talk about it"
>she goes "no it's ok haha i'm fine"
why the fuck would she keep leading me on if she didn't want to talk about it? I was a little embarrassed because I probably seemed a bit pushy about it but still what the fuck.
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They do it for attention and you're a moron for falling for it.

You must be 18 to post on 4chan.
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>>35346837
She merely wants attention by pointing to a phantom issue, rather than help with a real issue.

This way, she can reap attention and sympathy merely for existing, rather than dealing with an actual problem. Teenage girls are some of the most emotionally unstable and insecure people on the planet, right up there with mental patients.
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>>35346881
>>35346883
she's 22

oregano

>using public bathroom
>gotta shit
>jackpot, 7 stalls all empty Christmas comes early
>take last stall furthest from the entrance so in the chance someone else walks in they take stall 1, plenty of buffer room
>I clean toilet seat, put toilet cover and sit down
>Someone comes in not a big deal
>walks towards stalls no problem bro I thought in advance take the 1st one
>keeps walking
>takes fucking stall right next to me
>plops down
>now I can't shit with someone next to me
>he can't shit either
>decide to wait him out
>he sits there for 45 minutes not shitting
>I get up and leave and proceed to shit my pants

WHY DO PEOPLE FUCKING DO THIS? WHY? WHY? IF THERE ARE A LOT OF EMPTY STALL WHY CHOOSE THE ONE NEXT TO THE OCCUPIED ONE? WHY DO THIS WHEN YOU HAVE SOCIAL HANGUPS TOO AND REFUSE TO SHIT WITH SOMEONE NEXT TO YOU???!!!
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>>35346821
Should've take the loudest shit ever to teach him a lesson
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>take a shit
>take toilet paper out the bowl every time i wipe my ass just to look at the shit
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I can't shit when someone else is next to me either. Bore can I shit in a bathroom connecting to some common area in a house. I'm deathly afraid of someone hearing my toots.

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