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>same suicidal thoughts and shitty life but now for 1 week of every month I have to deal with mood swings, bleeding from my vag and constant mental and physical irritation
nah

>>38641113
how big are my boobs

>>38641113
your obsession with this is truly disturbing. Seems like you ask this every day.

No. I would never want to be a woman. If you want to press a button to turn into a girl though go ahead. I'd be happy to help you break in your new organs.

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>>38641104
I love sweden<3

>>38641104
they look like worse than iowa wisconsin ites

>>38641104
these faggots used to be vikings

>>38641090
I'm 6'1" and I feel like I have a below average penis, so maybe not

>>38641090


can confirm im a 5'4 manlet with a 5'3 dick


so yes, also my hands are no bigger than a 11 yo kid and my feet the same


at least i got chicken

Idk, you might be right about it looking bigger on body cause I'm only 10" and 5'9" but every girl I've slept with has said I have the biggest cock they've seen. Girl I dated when I was 19, first time she was giving me a blowjob she got up and went to her room to put on some lingerie. She came back in the room and said "anymore surprises?" I was really confused and thought I did something wrong. She said "I didn't expect such a huge dick on a small guy". That felt great while I was still not very confident, helped a lot.

because if u look like a beta we assume you're a pedo

>>38641003
Because chad wouldn't go for little girls but beta can't get adult woman so they stick with children.

>>38641003
I literally avoid children because I don't want to falsely be convicted as a sex-offender

*Sucks your feminine penis*

Holds a monologue while I smoke, check out other girls and hope she goes away you mean.

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>>38640988
inform her on white genocide
innerlevels smugness over 9000
because am black and she cant and wont rebuttal
give her cognitive dissonance

>>38640938
May I have a highball, barman? Please and thanks.
I got ghosted after confessing my feelings for someone. At least I got that out of my life, right? It ate at me when I hadn't told them.

>>38640938
Dark rum. Any brand. Leave the bottle.
I have very little hope for my future. I'm afraid that I'll be stuck in dead end after dead end job for the next 50+ years. Never be able to experience love. Companionship. I feel like I'm turning to dust.

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Hey what's going on Keep ?
A nice and spicy rum for me, to get the exotic and opportunistic vibes going. the world is right in our palms boys!

im alright today, going on a little holiday soon full of intoxication and relief of the old regular room-dwelling NEET-dom. the guitar has been singing to my tune really well and even some vocal practice is starting to show its results so I can't complain, there's been worse days.

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>not using her as the opening picture

>>38640957
I didn't want to pull any aggressive autists

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>>38641089
well your threads doomed to die anyway

And why do neckbeards think they're entitled to a super model? Guys are desperate but will ignore 300lb shaniqua let's be real

They are entitled to whatever they can grab, as are we. If can she nab one, good for her imo. Doubt that will go as she imagines through.

Because they were handed everything else in their life. Even though they're ugly, people are desperate for that wet hole and women are considered fragile anyway (which they are) so people baby them no matter what, raising their expectations for what they deserve.

I did too but it doesn't seem worth it because then people will say you're gay and shit. It's like they could ruin your life at any moment

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also related
ravioli originoli

>>38640857
>people will say you're gay and shit
And? Since when has the threat of people badmouthing you ever stopped you from doing a whole suite of self-destructive shit?

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they be thicc
orgoigo

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last one from me....they're so sweet

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made to be whited
original

>>38640694
Hey, dude. Can I have permission to use the sound in your YouTube video to make a song? Will post on n this thread of it's still up.

>>38640833

Sure man go ahead what do you want to use out of curiosity?

>>38640929
I'm gonna make a quick song on soundcloud so I finally have something to post in one of these threads. Did you also make the pic in the OP?

If you have any self respect, none of the above

>>38640664
I said you are forced to choose one

>>38640665

obviously only one nigger. why would i want a spunk bucket

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>>38640619
With parents you can't fap easy and feel the freedom, but if you're living alone eventually you'll feel social isolation that is even worse. Probably humans can't be happy in any position.

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Mfw living with parents

>>38640731
youre probably right. and that is a disgusting pic

>>38640589
I quit smoking years ago but I drink every night.

>>38640589
I sometimes smoke
Depends on the day

Tar lung reporting in.
Also other legal stuff, but I drink rarely now.

>>38640548

Because you are a traitor to your home country and a parasite shitskin in Sweden.

>>38640886
you got me, im a filthy immigrant

>>38640548
How do you not get friends in Sweden?
Get drunk, talk to someone.
We're quiet untill we drink.