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>Caucasian cuisine

Why is this allowed?
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Food from Caucus, what's so hard to understand?
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>>37177429
They would be smart not to start shit with the Georgians
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>>37177448
White hipsters are confused when food isn't from Ethiopia or Korea

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Oh Anon I'm so excited about our date night. Where ya' taking me???
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>>37177258
A mental clinic.
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really makes you think huhh
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I would take you to my blind friend's house so he can run his hands down your arms and tell me what the coded message is.

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How would you feel if I wore this shirt out in public
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>>37176979
Do it! Nobody will know what it's from and those who do will probably not wanna talk about it.
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>>37176979
that blue is disgusting, I'd think you were an autistic manchild and it's in the same tier of clothing as walmart sonic the hedgehog shirts
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>>37176979
What's it represent?

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>gpa
>race
>gender
>did your parents beat you
>iq
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>>37176780
> dont have it here
>white
>m
>yes
>117
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>3.8ish
>White
>Male
>No
>I think 120 but I haven't taken any official tests. Given how retarded 100 is I think I'm being conservative.

Are we posting anything else, OP?
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>2.8-3.2 cause fuck college algebra
>beaner
>male
>nah
>beaner

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/R9K/ I need your help does this count as rape,
>With very girly friend over at my place
>We were drinking alot
>He's blackout drunk
>get idea
>get girls clothes that I bought for this occasion
>Ask him to put it on he laughs and actually agrees thinking it's a joke
>Ask him to do a twirl
>He does it
>unable to control myself
>go up and pull skirt and boxers down
>Drop him to the ground
>he looks visually scared
>Drunken lust takes over
>He doesn't say a word
>I insert
>He wimpers
>We have drunken gay sex
>At one point I turn his head and we kiss
>He almost immediately after blacks out
He's still asleep should I be worried, is he gonna tell, does he even remember.
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Find a drug dealer, buy extasy or LSD, drug him and fly from the scene of the crime.

Tomorrow when he calls you say you left earlier for some bullshit reason and ask him how did it go.
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>>37176677
All memeing aside, yeah you obviously raped your friend.
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>>37176758
I have x and lsd on me rn should I?

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Question for NEETs/shut ins:

Do you have any skills or talents you work on with all your free time? Care to share links to them here? Doesn't matter if it's music, art, science, whatever. Share here anything you do in your free time.

I ask because I imagine with a lot of free time you have a lot you could get done in the way of your hobbies and interests.

Also feel free to share your goodreads or myanimelist or steam, anything also related to consuming entertainment/gaming because I consider those legit hobbies too.
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>>37176567
Bump original comment content for replies. Just share anything you like about what you do in your free time here. Talk as much as you like about yourself. No worries. No rules.
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>>37176567
>>Do you have any skills or talents you work on with all your free time?
Not really. If I had skills and talents (and, even more importantly, energy and motivation to pursue them...) I wouldn't be a neet, now, would I?
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>>37176567
I like to edit Wikipedia. I mainly work on our local one (yuropoor here) since there's a lot of stuff missing from it. It's pretty fun and feels purposeful.

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How bad is it I cant drive a stick shift? Is this normal or should i be ashamed
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it's normal if you're american, but it still makes you a faggot.
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>>37176532
Are you American? If so, this level retardation is to be expected.
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>>37176532
why would anyone want an automatic car. Im ashamed of my american people for being so fat and lazy

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Why caan't youuuu??
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>>37176035
it's a sea lion you fucking idiot
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>>37176049


STop lion

it's a seahorse
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>>37176035

>dolphin

Seal

This is why you're lonely, OP

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Why was 4chan so reddit back in the past?
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>>37175927
Reddit is like past 4chan*
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Lol I don't know but here's one Internet for posting that memorable image :D
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>>37175927
4chan was kinda a bunch of cringey nerds, but even Reddit stole that.
Reddit tends to steal 10 year old jokes.

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Scientifically designed to be not shit.

>What do you like/hate about your body? Personality? Voice?

>What do you like in guys/girls as friends? More than friends? Any deal breakers?

>What would you like to do with them? Talk, play games with, watch anime with?

>What are your hobbies?

>Favorite anime/fashion/games/food/scented candles?

>Are you content in your life? What would you change?

>How important is sex to you? Does the innocent young love romance interest you more than the adult romance?

>Is there you anything that you have/do that keeps people away?

>What kind of future life would you like?
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>What do you like/hate about your body? Personality? Voice?
I'm underweight and I look sickly regularly. I have CVS which is a disease where I have triggered vommiting episodes that usually last for over a week. I wish I was sharper and smarter, I feel like I'm behind a lot. My voice is okay though, I think.

>What do you like in guys/girls as friends? More than friends? Any deal breakers?
Funny is the biggest plus to me. Also if they have confidence and are good at being strong for me. More than friends I want someone I can trust in. So they can make decisions and take me along for the ride. Being mean is a negative to me. Especially to people like restaraunt employees.

>What would you like to do with them? Talk, play games with, watch anime with?
I like talking and cuddling. If they can scoop me up and take me on an adventure I'll go.

>What are your hobbies?
Nothing

>Favorite anime/fashion/games/food/scented candles?
I'm getting into this like hiphop fashion with a lot of pastels. Also maroon. I really like lavender anything.

>Are you content in your life? What would you change?
Not really. I'm happy that my parents love me and that my dad is successful so my life is as comfortable as it could be in that way. I want to have more in terms of actual "life" though.

>How important is sex to you? Does the innocent young love romance interest you more than the adult romance?
I'm not very sexual at all.

>Is there you anything that you have/do that keeps people away?
My GI disease. People notice I don't look well. I can tell they think something is wrong.

>What kind of future life would you like?
I want Prince Charming to rescue and take me on tons of adventures and to all the beautiful places in the world.
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>What do you like/hate about your body? Personality? Voice?
ive got scars along my arm but other than that im unnoticed. i just assume the worst about everyone and push them away
>What do you like in guys/girls as friends? More than friends? Any deal breakers?
i guess they only need to care about me
>What would you like to do with them? Talk, play games with, watch anime with?
i cant keep a conversation going but i really want someone to be next to while i read
>What are your hobbies?
internet
>Favorite anime/fashion/games/food/scented candles?
i really like the persona series
>Are you content in your life? What would you change?
no it sucks. i just hate that i couldn't learn to drive but i cant but a car anyway
>How important is sex to you? Does the innocent young love romance interest you more than the adult romance?
i never had good experiances in young romance i want a mature guy to like me
>Is there you anything that you have/do that keeps people away?
i dont bath much and can be rude when i dont pay attention
>What kind of future life would you like?
living in a forest cabin would be neat. being able to cook things and not worry about money is a dream
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>>37175899
I have way too little energy to answer any of this

cute fox though

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>http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
Which villain are you most like /r9k/?
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Vladimir Putin apparently
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I got Karl Doenitz
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Huh. Go figure.

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What would be a good title for a manifesto?
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"i fucking hate all of you faggots"
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>>37175437
The Jews Did This: Anon's Story
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>>37175437
My struggle
Original

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The sorry state of this board is absolutely abhorrent.
Femwhores run rampant, normies control everything.

We cannot stand for this.
Brothers, friends, fellow robots.

We cannot stand for this. There was once a time when /r9k/ was a magical place, a place where the shunned and despised had a place to speak, where the voiceless had a voice, where the blind could see.

Fembots DON'T exist.
Females are born into this world, pampered and loved by all of society, and worshipped by everyone.
These abhorrent skanks can spread their legs, and 100s of normies will line up to be with them.

They do not know suffering. They do not know what true pain is.

Wake up, robots, and realize, that they aren't here to help you. They're here to gather (You)s, to make themselves feel better about their normie problems.

>Sage femwhore posts.
>Destroy roastie threads.
>Defend /r9k/.

Femwhore threads are to be hijacked, and re-appropriated into pro-robot threads.
NORMIES BTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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IGNORE NORMALFAG THREADS!
IGNORE NORMALFAG REPLIES!
SAME FOR ROASTS AND FAGGOTS!
WITHOUT ATTENTION THEY SHALL STARVE TO DEATH!
GIVE THEM DISPAIR!
GIVE THEM HELL!


original
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glad you came back Vlad
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>>37175067
bumped from random ugly British beach in the middle of nowhere

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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Random comfy pic
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So if I came in a trap's tight asshole am I going to hell
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>>37175028
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? If no then you will be going to hell unless you repent.
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Fuck off, Christfag

>originalagio

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Does anyone have experience with online dating? Is it possible to meet a cute meek girl that would be okay with an awkward dude, or is that a pipe dream?
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It really depends what site you're on, anon. OK Cupid? Maybe. Tinder? Fuck no.
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>>37174980
>or is that a pipe dream
You know the answer, don't you.
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if i wanted to date a meek robot, i would just date a girl. whats the point?

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