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>approaching women
>/r9k/

HA HA HA

>>34405977

I don't drink, and I don't approach women in public. They make it clear they don't like me, so I stay away. It's better for everybody that way.

>>34406092

This. Are you nuts? Even ugly women get offended if I approach them without reason.

i have a gf but 0 friends. does that make me a faggot?

>>34406022
Yeah, because you have no social status.

>>34405956

Feels like freedom, man.

>>34405942
Essentially, they're saying they can't help you and you need specialized help before you get institutionalized. Tread lightly, anon.

>>34405999
That's what I was thinking. My parents have been acting strange around me lately, walking on eggshells as if I'm a mental patient ready to snap on a whim.

I really don't want to be institutionalized.

I need a psychologist or psychiatrist but I'm afraid of seeing one.

I want my psychological disadvantages to be officially recognized but at the same time something inside me says that's a bad idea and can only lead to a negative outcome.

>say hi
>"gtfo away from me you creep. SECURITY!!!"

>>34405938

But many people in modern society don't like talking with others. I was a NEET for over 4 years, I went back out into the world, and this is what I have noticed.

>>34406102
this never happens irl anon, and you know it. At worst someone will not respond. Stop being afraid to leave your shell.

rofl what a fucking jawlet

i mog barret

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i like looking like this

What's worse is summertime. I fucking hate summer

I have no idea how normie do it. I keep all my curtains shut and never use my lights unless I'm in the bathroom or cooking something.

>>34407352
this but i regularly try to cycle myself into waking up at night and going to sleep at sunrise

hey anon i hope you're having a nice day

pet the kitty for me

>>34405967
Thank you.and i will.

>>34405915
No man needs that much ramen

I like ur pussy tho

Depends, but it wouldn't work anyway.

>>34405860
Anon you would have to somehow crush 2 pills and get the majority of them into this said persons food. Its basically impossible to do.

>>34405880

Why

originalo desu

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>>34405811
This feel is mortifying.

>>34405811
>he didn't datahorde in preparation for the death of the free internet

>>34405811

Tell us how file sharing is dead you little FAGGOT.

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Scenery porn thread people?

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On a semi-related note does anyone here ever go for walks in cemeteries, it's interesting how a place that's entirely about death has this calm ambience and beauty to it

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Same, but in a green hill area.

I've had a vision/dream about it as a child, seen it as paradise.

dipping tobacco
sparkling water

Mayonnaise on Tortila

>>34405798
>buying low quality jelly and low quality butter because you're too lazy to manually mix them together

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>>34405758

b-but anon...normies don't like traps. only the degenerate scum that populate this board do

i like my cock though? fuck am i a gay?

>>34405848
This

Liking traps is as degenerate as it gets therefore not normal. So OP get your normalfag ass off of our board.

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>>34405757
When I was a kid there was this cute teacher with a wine scar on her face at school, she was young, kind and everything, but her and her bf got crushed and killed by a truck on their way home

Now everytime I see one I remember her

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>>34405922

this thread seemed like a good idea when I thought of it last night. I wasn't ready for those feels

>>34405757
>>34405757

Absolutely and unironically disgusting.

Would never touch or even talk to.

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>>34405612
Sure it feels good to have a single dorm room.

>>34405612
why does everyone have such weak fucking immune systems

i haven't been sick in any way since i was 6

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>sign up for STEM dorm
>think it will be cool, we can do big projects together
>a bunch of Chads sign up (maybe they think it's easy pussy? I don't know.)
>it basically turns into "Welcome to the dorms, Chad! Here's your room, and here's your nerd you get to bully for the next 8 months!"

>Last two roommates were soccer players
>This roommate is a football player
>living in a STEM dorm

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>>34405555
Fuck off to your containment board, asshole.

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>>34405555
Try 14 years without having sex, faggot. That's why I'm a frustrated pervert motherfucker

>>34405606
How is this even possible?

Oregano